Party time in Floriduh.
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
NAPLES (FOX 13) - The Florida Highway Patrol says a man was caught naked, going 110 miles an hour and driving drunk with three female passengers.
Troopers in Collier County say, at 3 in the afternoon Saturday, they started getting calls about a man driving recklessly. When a trooper stopped the car, FHP says the trooper noticed Noe Dejesus was shirtless and there was an open 12-pack of Corona.
The trooper asked Dejesus to get out and saw he was completely naked and allegedly smelled of alcohol and slurred his speech.
Dejesus, 33, is now facing charges of DUI and driving without a license. He was released Sunday after posting $6,000 bond.
Arrest records show he has a history of drug, gun, and theft arrests.
Troopers in Collier County say, at 3 in the afternoon Saturday, they started getting calls about a man driving recklessly. When a trooper stopped the car, FHP says the trooper noticed Noe Dejesus was shirtless and there was an open 12-pack of Corona.
The trooper asked Dejesus to get out and saw he was completely naked and allegedly smelled of alcohol and slurred his speech.
Dejesus, 33, is now facing charges of DUI and driving without a license. He was released Sunday after posting $6,000 bond.
Arrest records show he has a history of drug, gun, and theft arrests.
6 comments
Whenever I drive naked they run the other way.
Whenever I drive naked they run the other way."
The important question is "were they hot?" If so, emulate him! Except for the seriously non-brilliant drunk driving! :(
The proper thing to do is to drive around with three drunk naked women in your car. That would be way more fun!