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Party time in Floriduh.

shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
NAPLES (FOX 13) - The Florida Highway Patrol says a man was caught naked, going 110 miles an hour and driving drunk with three female passengers.

Troopers in Collier County say, at 3 in the afternoon Saturday, they started getting calls about a man driving recklessly. When a trooper stopped the car, FHP says the trooper noticed Noe Dejesus was shirtless and there was an open 12-pack of Corona.

The trooper asked Dejesus to get out and saw he was completely naked and allegedly smelled of alcohol and slurred his speech.

Dejesus, 33, is now facing charges of DUI and driving without a license. He was released Sunday after posting $6,000 bond.

Arrest records show he has a history of drug, gun, and theft arrests.

6 comments

  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    Seems like a nice guy.
  • JuiceBox69
    9 years ago
    And ppl complain about my spelling
  • sflguy123
    9 years ago
    The missing info is how did he get 3 females to join him?

    Whenever I drive naked they run the other way.
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    "The missing info is how did he get 3 females to join him?

    Whenever I drive naked they run the other way."

    The important question is "were they hot?" If so, emulate him! Except for the seriously non-brilliant drunk driving! :(
  • whodey
    9 years ago
    Someone needs to explain to Mr Dejesus that a man is not supposed to drive around drunk and naked with three women in the car.

    The proper thing to do is to drive around with three drunk naked women in your car. That would be way more fun!
  • Papi_Chulo
    9 years ago
    He sounds like a White Hispanic
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