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A SW dancer’s dream – big $$$ and not even have to get naked

Papi_Chulo

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

From a recent review of a Dubai “strip club”:

“… I did not know that this place was considered a strip club until I saw it here on TUSCL. I was here a little while back while on a layover in Dubai. My friend and I were traveling back from a friends' wedding in India and his friend, the man who hosted us and gave us a place to stay, brought us here with his Hong Kongese friend to drink and laugh and have a good time.

This is basically just a bar with a full-size stage up against the wall and girls take turns dancing for cash. They are not nude, as nudity and pornography are strictly prohibited in this Muslim country, so they dance in form fitting club wear. Guys close to the stage would throw Dirhams (the local currency) and the girls would given them attention like look at them and give them an air dance from the stage, but no physical touching. It was honestly the weirdest "strip club" experience I've ever had.

I ended up just having drinks here (you can drink in Dubai if you have a foreign passport) and laughing with the people who had brought us here away from the stage. The women dancing on stage were dancing to Indian, Asian, and Middle Eastern big beat electronic dance music. There were more Asians than I expected in the line-up, particularly Philipinos, no Indians, some Middle Eastern women (likely all foreign passport holders), and a decent amount of white, Eastern European and Russian women. They were all pretty, some where hot, but there were no stunners. I put no money on the stage for anyone, as the people who were putting money were wealthy Middle Easterner men and Asians. And holy shit, they were putting a LOT of money on stage. And that made this thing seem even more confusing.

I asked someone later on our trip who had studied in the US how this set up worked and why it was confusing me as a wannabe strip club aficionado from the States. He told me that he understood my confusion, but the places like that existed for two reasons: 1. There are no strip clubs and regulation is so steep, that wealthy people will pay a lot of money even for attention from a dancing, pretty women, especially when they're drunk. 2. Once you are a regular and can establish some rapport with some of the girls, they will know that you are not an undercover officer of the UAE government and can make arrangements for them to be "of service" to you back at your expansive desert villa or your expense account at the Address Hotel. But that arrangement takes a lot of time and a lot of cash.

So there you have it. A confusing experience of mine has enabled you to now know that this is arguably the most expensive and lowest mileage club in the entire world.…”

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=1413