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A SW dancer’s dream – big $$$ and not even have to get naked

Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)


From a recent review of a Dubai “strip club”:

“… I did not know that this place was considered a strip club until I saw it here on TUSCL. I was here a little while back while on a layover in Dubai. My friend and I were traveling back from a friends' wedding in India and his friend, the man who hosted us and gave us a place to stay, brought us here with his Hong Kongese friend to drink and laugh and have a good time.

This is basically just a bar with a full-size stage up against the wall and girls take turns dancing for cash. They are not nude, as nudity and pornography are strictly prohibited in this Muslim country, so they dance in form fitting club wear. Guys close to the stage would throw Dirhams (the local currency) and the girls would given them attention like look at them and give them an air dance from the stage, but no physical touching. It was honestly the weirdest "strip club" experience I've ever had.

I ended up just having drinks here (you can drink in Dubai if you have a foreign passport) and laughing with the people who had brought us here away from the stage. The women dancing on stage were dancing to Indian, Asian, and Middle Eastern big beat electronic dance music. There were more Asians than I expected in the line-up, particularly Philipinos, no Indians, some Middle Eastern women (likely all foreign passport holders), and a decent amount of white, Eastern European and Russian women. They were all pretty, some where hot, but there were no stunners. I put no money on the stage for anyone, as the people who were putting money were wealthy Middle Easterner men and Asians. And holy shit, they were putting a LOT of money on stage. And that made this thing seem even more confusing.

I asked someone later on our trip who had studied in the US how this set up worked and why it was confusing me as a wannabe strip club aficionado from the States. He told me that he understood my confusion, but the places like that existed for two reasons: 1. There are no strip clubs and regulation is so steep, that wealthy people will pay a lot of money even for attention from a dancing, pretty women, especially when they're drunk. 2. Once you are a regular and can establish some rapport with some of the girls, they will know that you are not an undercover officer of the UAE government and can make arrangements for them to be "of service" to you back at your expansive desert villa or your expense account at the Address Hotel. But that arrangement takes a lot of time and a lot of cash.

So there you have it. A confusing experience of mine has enabled you to now know that this is arguably the most expensive and lowest mileage club in the entire world.…”

https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=1413

17 comments

  • Mate27
    9 years ago
    Ugh, a total fail would occur on my part. Not my league.
  • VeryBigDawg
    9 years ago
    OTC on steroids?
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    This looks like a job for !!!!

    That Faggot Ricky Boy !!!!

    With his trusting side kick "System"
  • just_the_nuts
    9 years ago
    Also shame on you papi for copying and pasting...you should have retold the story using your own words lol

    Papi Ignored

    Lol
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    Not brilliant!

    Then again I have no interest in travel to UAE or any other strongly Muslim countries. In a different political environment North Africa would be a nice vacation spot, but there are other places I'd rather visit than Egypt, Tunisia, etc.
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    Any of you older guys remember how harrydave used to thrill us with his stories of Arabian Nights?
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    HOLY SHIT! Even with a lot of money and time in Dubai, I would not waste my time waiting for a nookie no matter how hot they are in Dubai. I'm sure there are some South Asian women in the states that will give it up for $200 in some strip club somewhere (will take some work to find though). Really makes me appreciate the fact that we in the US can pay for nookie so cheap. And here I was bitching about $150.
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    I guess you guys haven't heard of ports-potties have you???

    Long story short, a lot of these "Instagram models," LA, Vegas and Phoneix club bottle rats, webcam models, sugar babies, and some strippers are paid insane amounts to fly over to Dubai and play with wealthy men on yachts. All fun and games but the girls are demeaned and humiliated the entire time, and the nick name porta-potty became know because these guys would shit and piss on the girls, often in their faces. I guess that's the price they pay for a $15,000 payday for 3 days of work.

    I guess the guys in these clubs would be considered the b-team, but the stripper missed the point, she's still expected to have sex eventually.
  • vincemichaels
    9 years ago
    Shadowcat, I remember harrydave. Unfortunately my Alzheimers has kicked in again and I'm drawing a blank. LOL
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    VM harrydave lived in Phoenix but went to I believe Oman as a civilian contractor to build a desalination plant. He was over there for several years and he used to talk about going into Dubai and picking up hookers in the hotel bars, etc.
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    @shailynn OMG, that's sick in every which way. Pissed & shitted on...and in the face at that? That can't be healthy. Probably the $15,000 covers the medical costs that the doctor diagnosed for all the R. Kelly rip-offs.
    Also what do you mean the b-team? What does that mean?
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    @Shadowcat is harrydave account still active? Those sound like hilarious stories to read about
  • shadowcat
    9 years ago
    well he logged on in Oct of 2015 but have not seen any posts in years.
  • twentyfive
    9 years ago
    To shailyn I have heard about some of these girls being promised large pay days for a few days overseas but some of them are kidnapped and trafficked. Any US girls gullible enough to go overseas for money is at risk especially in the UAE & Dubai.
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    Urban dictionary defines porta-potties pretty damn well:

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.ph…
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    @Estafador - I meant b-team as these guys in the club that the (article writer) was talking about were probably throwing the equivalent of $100s - while the a-team guys are the guys that pay girls $1,000s, put them on a jet and fly them over to Dubai.
  • 4got2wipe
    9 years ago
    The whole shitting on the porta-pottie girls thing sounds non-brilliant! I guess it's a too each his own thing and I like some stuff you guys consider questionable, but defecating on some girl for money sounds over the top!
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