Go West Young Man

I've visited Thee Dollhouse a number of times, but only during the day. Recently I went in the evening as I had a visitor from out of town and he wanted to stop somewhere after dinner. First surprise was the mandatory valet, which they don't have during the day. They close off the back entrance to funnel cars in through the front. Cover charge was minimal so it's a total of $10 to walk in the door, which is lower than other clubs in Tampa.

Women were average to above average (in a couple of cases), in terms of looks and they were friendly for the most part. My friend got talking to an Eastern European girl, who impressed me as a total C#$t, then stuck around until her stage set. I told him was going to be a shark. Sure enough, when she got through with set, she came back and put the high pressure sell on him, trying to guilt him into doing a dance. He might have done one with her, but backed off when she told him it was $40 per dance. I just assumed they were $20 so either she was up charging or I got my info wrong. I know that clubs in the area have been upping their dance prices, but this place has a reputation for being clean, so that price is out of line.

Worst part of the experience for me was the bathroom troll. Normally I just tolerate those people, but this a-hole with a chip on his shoulder almost tried to start a fight with me over where I placed the towel after drying my hands. I looked around for somewhere to put it, but there was junk all over the counter tops. Bathroom troll is busy chatting up dancers and looking at his phone. Some people had even been throwing the cloth towels in the trash. So I placed it on the counter. So, now that it's time for his effing tip, the guy turns to me demanding that I show him respect. That soured me on the club and there was no way I was staying long enough to have to use the restroom again. It was when I got back to the table that my friend told me about the $40 dances, so we got the hell out of there and went WEST, back to Pinellas, where I get more bang for the buck, literally.