Confused

Not sure why this place has so many reviews. Maybe because it's so small and so many people come and go? I think my house might be bigger than the main floor/stage area. There is no bar, waitress service only. There is one big stage in the middle with about 20 seats around it. There is an elevated area just to the right of the main stage with a few tables and chairs. The only other area is to the left of the stage for lap dances. Crazy thing is there are no sections, so you could be getting a lap dance right next to some one. Luckily, during the one dance I got, when someone tried to sit next to us the girl gave them a dirty look and they moved away a little bit. I know it was a Monday night, but I would expect more from a place with so many reviews. I can only imagine trying to come on the weekend.