Matching a holiday

It's Christmas time; which means white-snow; so I think I will get dances from black dancers.

Good luck on finding a Jewish dancer.

Valentines Day - dancer dressed in all red

St Pats Day - redhead dancer

Easter - find a dancer that was a former Playboy Bunny, well maybe one that at least applied to be one

Halloween - find the meanest dancer you can - someone in the club probably calls her a "witch"

For July 4 I choose a dancer who lets me explode my fireworks inside her body,

Papi you've got it backwards. You should be going after the dancers with the Snow White skin. You don't know what you're missing.

I've tried JS; I've tried -- once you go black ...

I've never heard any dancer say "Once you've tried Juice..."

Last week I gave thanks for what she was giving.

You can have Lewinski for Presidents' Day. I'll take a Marilyn Monroe type please. Kennedy is a president that I can admire.

Think I'll skip Labor Day.

Pregnant dancers? Ewwww...

Get a HJ from a tranny on April Fools Day

^ LOL - SURPRISE!

MLK Day - Go clubbing with Papi_Chulo.

^ better to do it on Black Friday :)

One year on Cinco de Mayo, I bought a lap dance with a Mexican girl, or at least a Mexican American girl.

It's Pearl Harbor Day, I plan to have a Japanese dancer sneak up and blow the hell out of me.

Good luck on finding a Jewish dancer.

^ Haha, how about a mixed Jewish/Eskimo dancer?

Several years ago I actually ran into one. She had an exotic Asian look, she was cute, fun, and had a great personality so I spent some time with her and bought some dances. She let me bend the rules and cuddled me while we conversed. I honestly think that she liked me and we somewhat clicked on a personal level.

I blew it though. After her stage set she came back to my table telling me she was going to freshen up and be right back. Just about then the Jack I had been drinking started to kick in and knowing that I had a 35 mile drive back home through state trooper territory I ended up leaving before she came back out. I went back a couple days later to see her again and was told she had quit. Never saw her again. I should have got her number but I hadn't planned on leaving so suddenly and didn't expect that the Jack was going to hit me the way it did that night and I knew that if I hung around any longer I could have serious problems driving home later. One of my rare strip club regrets.

For Ramadan, I'll get a Muslim stripper. If I'm lucky she'll do extras, which means taking off her veil.