Matching a holiday

17 comments

• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  It's Christmas time; which means white-snow; so I think I will get dances from black dancers.
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  Good luck on finding a Jewish dancer.
  
  Valentines Day - dancer dressed in all red
  
  St Pats Day - redhead dancer
  
  Easter - find a dancer that was a former Playboy Bunny, well maybe one that at least applied to be one
  
  Halloween - find the meanest dancer you can - someone in the club probably calls her a "witch"
  
  
  
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  For July 4 I choose a dancer who lets me explode my fireworks inside her body,
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Papi you've got it backwards. You should be going after the dancers with the Snow White skin. You don't know what you're missing.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  I've tried JS; I've tried -- once you go black ...
• shailynn

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  9 years ago

  I've never heard any dancer say "Once you've tried Juice..."
• gawker

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  9 years ago

  Last week I gave thanks for what she was giving.
• likes2look

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  9 years ago

  You can have Lewinski for Presidents' Day. I'll take a Marilyn Monroe type please. Kennedy is a president that I can admire.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Think I'll skip Labor Day.
  
  Pregnant dancers? Ewwww...
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Get a HJ from a tranny on April Fools Day
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ LOL - SURPRISE!
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  MLK Day - Go clubbing with Papi_Chulo.
• Papi_Chulo

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  9 years ago

  ^ better to do it on Black Friday :)
• DandyDan

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  9 years ago

  One year on Cinco de Mayo, I bought a lap dance with a Mexican girl, or at least a Mexican American girl.
• TheFword

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  9 years ago

  It's Pearl Harbor Day, I plan to have a Japanese dancer sneak up and blow the hell out of me.
• TheeOSU

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  9 years ago

  
  
  Good luck on finding a Jewish dancer.
  
  ^
  Haha, how about a mixed Jewish/Eskimo dancer?
  
  Several years ago I actually ran into one. She had an exotic Asian look, she was cute, fun, and had a great personality so I spent some time with her and bought some dances. She let me bend the rules and cuddled me while we conversed. I honestly think that she liked me and we somewhat clicked on a personal level.
  
  I blew it though. After her stage set she came back to my table telling me she was going to freshen up and be right back. Just about then the Jack I had been drinking started to kick in and knowing that I had a 35 mile drive back home through state trooper territory I ended up leaving before she came back out. I went back a couple days later to see her again and was told she had quit. Never saw her again. I should have got her number but I hadn't planned on leaving so suddenly and didn't expect that the Jack was going to hit me the way it did that night and I knew that if I hung around any longer I could have serious problems driving home later. One of my rare strip club regrets.
• jackslash

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  9 years ago

  For Ramadan, I'll get a Muslim stripper. If I'm lucky she'll do extras, which means taking off her veil.