Today is Pearl Harbor day, so my dancer will be Asian. And, it's Hanukkah this week, so I'll find a Jewish dancer as well. For Presidents' Day I'll find a Lewinski lookalike. Others?
Today is Pearl Harbor day, so my dancer will be Asian. And, it's Hanukkah this week, so I'll find a Jewish dancer as well. For Presidents' Day I'll find a Lewinski lookalike. Others?
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last commentIt's Christmas time; which means white-snow; so I think I will get dances from black dancers.
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Good luck on finding a Jewish dancer.
Valentines Day - dancer dressed in all red
St Pats Day - redhead dancer
Easter - find a dancer that was a former Playboy Bunny, well maybe one that at least applied to be one
Halloween - find the meanest dancer you can - someone in the club probably calls her a "witch"
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For July 4 I choose a dancer who lets me explode my fireworks inside her body,
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Papi you've got it backwards. You should be going after the dancers with the Snow White skin. You don't know what you're missing.
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I've tried JS; I've tried -- once you go black ...
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I've never heard any dancer say "Once you've tried Juice..."
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Last week I gave thanks for what she was giving.
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You can have Lewinski for Presidents' Day. I'll take a Marilyn Monroe type please. Kennedy is a president that I can admire.
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Think I'll skip Labor Day.
Pregnant dancers? Ewwww...
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Get a HJ from a tranny on April Fools Day
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^ LOL - SURPRISE!
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MLK Day - Go clubbing with Papi_Chulo.
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^ better to do it on Black Friday :)
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One year on Cinco de Mayo, I bought a lap dance with a Mexican girl, or at least a Mexican American girl.
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It's Pearl Harbor Day, I plan to have a Japanese dancer sneak up and blow the hell out of me.
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Good luck on finding a Jewish dancer.
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Haha, how about a mixed Jewish/Eskimo dancer?
Several years ago I actually ran into one. She had an exotic Asian look, she was cute, fun, and had a great personality so I spent some time with her and bought some dances. She let me bend the rules and cuddled me while we conversed. I honestly think that she liked me and we somewhat clicked on a personal level.
I blew it though. After her stage set she came back to my table telling me she was going to freshen up and be right back. Just about then the Jack I had been drinking started to kick in and knowing that I had a 35 mile drive back home through state trooper territory I ended up leaving before she came back out. I went back a couple days later to see her again and was told she had quit. Never saw her again. I should have got her number but I hadn't planned on leaving so suddenly and didn't expect that the Jack was going to hit me the way it did that night and I knew that if I hung around any longer I could have serious problems driving home later. One of my rare strip club regrets.
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For Ramadan, I'll get a Muslim stripper. If I'm lucky she'll do extras, which means taking off her veil.
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