Had a first this afternoon. A dancer told me her credit score. Said she needed to get it up 32 more points to get a better car loan.
Why would she tell you her credit score? I think I figured it out. A higher credit score means she is more trustworthy and much more likely repay that the VIP money I loan her by giving me a blowjob.


A stripper will tell you anything. They are all greedy bitches who are not to be trusted.