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Tijuana

Risks of TJ Whores

HK and the other clubs in TJ sound like heaven. I hesitate to go because it seems like making out with and fucking those ladies, who themselves make out with and fuck any PL with cash, would get you an…

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How to Get a Stripper to Stop Texting Me

Never happened before... exchanged numbers with a stripper strictly for scheduling purposes. Now I'm always getting text on how's my day, WYD, blah blah... I've ignored most I'd them. Then I said only text if we're gonna fuck,…

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Cameras

There's nothing more annoying than finding out the VIP or lapdance area has cameras. It takes away all the fun. It's the sign of a lame club.

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Does hair color matter to you?

I've had this favorite who is a blond. I saw her last week, and she dyed her hair purple. I was thinking to myself she's a lot more attractive as a blonde even though obviously her body and face is…

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Nuts is leaving on a jet plane......

........soon he will be with his DS http://i0.wp.com/www.brobible.com/wp-content/uploads/files/uploads/images/bro-life/fat-airline_2107136b.jpg?w=650

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NinaBambina, would you like to be a BSLC slut?

Just let me know. I've kicked John Smith's DS to the curb and she's gone back to him. She probably still had vulture jizz on her breath when he kissed her. I share most of my hairless ape girlfriends with…

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Listen up trolls, it's going to be wildebeest time

I come back from planning the glorious cat revolution to see some idiot hairless ape creating troll accounts and insulting a potential BSLC slut. That ranukam idiot better look over his shoulder from now on. Some day he's going to…

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2AMer at Larry's Villa?

LAS VEGAS (FOX5) - A man was injured after a fight and shooting at a Las Vegas strip club Wednesday, police said. Police confirmed a call at 2:50 a.m. at Larry’s Villa, near Rancho Drive and Bonanza Road. According to Lt. David Gordon,…

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Went To See My Girl Last Night

We all like pics, so I'm posting a hot girl in here too. My girl has that kind of body, smoking hot body. She's the shit, last night she just blew my socks off simply by just being so beautiful. I…

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MILU

AKA, My Ignore List Update It grew by two and now stands at 37.

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Santa’s Lap Dance When a stripper goes home for the holidays.

http://www.wweek.com/2015/12/02/santas-lap-dance/

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Follow

How old is too old to be a stripper or a customer? I guess if you can't make it to the stage without assistance, that may be to old.

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Nice Surprise

I was in the area and was really debating if I should bother to stop or not, the last few visits have been so disappointing but decided to give it a shot. It wasn't the…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

A great bachelor party place

Went here on a random Friday night. The girls are hot here no question. There are several stages and many will even get a drink for you. I have seen those dancers do some crazy…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

Recent Visit

I had some free time Tuesday Evening to peruse FLB's night time lineup. It was certainly a slow night in the club, with about 7 customer and 6 dancers when I popped in about 7:30.…

Hott 22

Union, New Jersey

Not as good as it used to be.

I went there last saturday with the hope of finding the quality of the past but was sorely disappointed. Ever since Hott 22 lost that court battle years ago and turned into a bikini club…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Best Value Ever

Went to Ebony Inn on a Wednesday evening got there right at 7 so it's still day shift. Breaking this review into sections to make it easier to follow. Cons (for some maybe) Location is in the…

Penthouse Club Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bad Neighborhood Nice Club

Driving to the PHC is intimidating. It's located near Kensington, which apparently is a drug dealing mecca in the city. Fortunately, it's not too far off from the freeway and it's in an…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Was in the area for some business and after hitting the bars with some friends one wanted to check this place out so what the hell

Was in the area for some business and after hitting the bars with some friends one wanted to check this place out so what the hell. Heard a few things about this club and most…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Monday afternoon

I arrived to the club around noon and there was no cover charge. There is parking upfront and also parking behind the building for better privacy. The club offered a $10 steak special on…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Late Wed night

Went here with a couple friends after a night downtown. Place is pretty new and big. Nice mainstage and a couple side stages. Got there around 330 and couldn't say no to 100 bottle. Cover…

Wiggle Southampton

Southampton, England

CHANGED OWNERSHIP

This club has changed hands in the last few weeks and is now in the group with Wiggle Portsmouth and Wiggle Bournemouth. Not a lot has changed yet but there is rumour of a significant…

Spearmint Rhino

Van Nuys, California

SR VN

This has been my favorite club to go to recently. Although, I think I've just gotten lucky (most trips) on picking great girls out of the crowd. I generally get the vibe that YMMV, but…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

club

club. I like that it is spacious and don't mind that it makes if feel dead. I kinda like the privacy when talking to the girls. The talent was just ok, sat by the stage…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Back in the Saddle

I visited the Hip Hugger about 6 weeks ago on a Saturday night. I had gotten into a routine of visiting a local club and forgot to add a review for my last visit. The Hugger has…

Starz

Gardena, California

New Hours

Apparently, Starz closed for a few weeks for renovation in September, and has since re-opened but with new operating hours, 9pm - 2am. Which seriously sucks, especially for those of us who don't want to…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Another great trip

Made a visit with arrival about 2pm on a Wednesday. A point of clarification on the new process to enter Mexico. As others have stated, a Passport book is needed BUT the Passport…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Timing Not Right

Showed up about 6 pm. Thought that more girls would be available. The ladies I know from the past couple of years that are not my type seem to always be there. You guys who…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Monday late afternoon visit

Stopped at Players a couple of weeks ago on a Monday afternoon. Got there around 3 or 4pm after an uninspiring visit to Coliseum. Same set up as has been described in other reviews, not much…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

New PP

Wondered what it was like after the re open. Every things is pretty much the same, no cover in the afternoon and beer specials to welcome back customers I guess. The gals when doing the…

Rick's Cabaret Fort Worth

Fort Worth, Texas

Great club!! Avoid the traffic in Dallas

Ricks is one of the best clubs in the Ft. Worth area. It's big but not to huge like some of the Vegas clubs. And the have something for everyone. Walking in, there is a…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Slow day

I stopped into my usual Desirees to have a drink and get a few dances. It was slow as usual with only 2 girls and about 4 guys in the bar. I got…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Amazing place - believe the hype!

Was in town for business and heard the rumors, went to check it out. As soon as I walk in I see the most amazing blonde I've ever seen, and she's totally nude, and she's…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

you never know

Rick's is starting to grow on me. I had a really bad experience there once because of a manager ripping me off and ruining a VIP room time by standing in the doorway the entire…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Better Than Expected

I read the reviews about the changes that had occurred since the problems of the sister club in Greenville. Based on those reviews, I decided not to go during the day. I arrived at…

Henry the VIII South

Southgate, Michigan

I Feel Shame

The ONLY reason I venture to H8S is Deanna...and before going I make sure she is in. The rumors of a remodel are not only exaggerated, they are false. The place is a compete dump…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

One of the best!

I've been to Scarlett's each of the past three years during spring training season, and haven't been let down yet. I believe all my trips were mid-week, and the club was more or less empty…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

hoochie coochie

Ok, So I was on the search for another club to potentially work at and I decided to check this place out... I got there around 12:40am at night the parking lot is decent size…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Slow day?

I walked in and sat for a few minutes in what seemed like an entirely empty club, save for a few regulars (or so it seemed). Finally got some attention from an attractive, athletic-looking…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

About average

I was in town to attend a friend's wedding and of course for the bachelor party, what could be better then some boos in the face! We arrived very late like 1am and in the…

Babes Gentleman's Club

Attalla, Alabama

First trip to Gentlemen's Clun

First time here. Its a small average club with reasonable prices. I was there on a Tuesday night around 9 the cover was $7 and beers were $3.50. All of the girls were above average.…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Excellent

I went to the Hustler Club when I was visiting Cleveland last month. I went with my boyfriend around 10pm and there were probably 15-20 girls there. It was pretty spacious and there was a…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

sunday night visit

I visited the club about a month after my first visit on the Sunday evening after thanksgiving. Read my other review for the basic description of the club. As a quick summary, the…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Beautiful

This is a really nice club. The door man was wearing a top hat and tails. The bouncers were dressed in suits and were very courteous. The women all wore really nice dresses but somehow…

Office Cafe

Norwalk, Connecticut

Here's a little news item; this visit was by police

It is reported that, on Wednesday, prosecutors asked that the club — which they called a known hotspot for local gangs — be shut down. Judge John Blawie ordered the club closed, pending a hearing.…

Shangri La East

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Like a dream or movie scene

I found this place to be better than average for a variety of reasons but the main reason is the high mileage I received. Shortly after arriving the girl of my dreams Gypsy sat…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Can give a shot for full nude dances.

I have been reading about Roadhouse, wanted to give it a shot. Paid $10 at the entrance. There were 6 girls and 5-6 customers. This club is pretty laib-back. Dancers dance for 3 songs(2nd…

Club Aphrodisia

Zürich, Switzerland

Nice club in Zurich

This is a more like an apartment than a strip club but still has a club atmosphere. The girls quality is just normal, Eastern European girls. But the dances and extras are what it should…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Slowly improving

Been almost a year since I checked out this club. They've made some minor improvements to the physical club, still a long ways to go until it's not totally grimy and embarrassing. The dancer quality…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Great time with the wife

We always hit this club when we are in town. Hot fun girls!! There were probably 20 girls there when we arrived. We got a seat on the rail so we could watch the girls…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

Great Tuesday Night Deal

I hadn’t been to this club in a while, but went recently on a Tuesday. The setup is the same as before with one big stage and two smaller stages. It’s a good chance to…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Decent visit with good mileage

I don't often visit clubs in Lansing as the Detroit options still remain supreme but I was in the neighborhood so I thought I'd drop and visit the old stumping grounds from my undergrad days.…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

No complaints

Went on a Monday evening, and about 6-10 girls on stage. Girls did not bother you for dances, and let you watch the stage show in peace. Was there for an hour, and danced with…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Visited on Wednesday night before thanksgiving

Visited on Wednesday night before thanksgiving. Cover was $20, $5 more than usual . Apparently the extra $ was going to some charity. They had a free buffet, which wasn't bad. Lots of girls on shift,…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

upgrade

this is my go to spot on sundays, actually looking for a new go to spot on sundays that offers the same $5 lap dance. But back to the review, they have added an office…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Great Mileage

This club is excellent if you are looking for your money to go a long way. Usually during the week it's only $5 to get in. Weekend it goes up to $10. Private dances are…

Palms Gentlemens Club

Signal Hill, California

Great looking girls,low mileage

This place is pretty nice. Lots of dancers on duty and they all seemed pretty sociable. I think the dances were like $20 and they are off to the side. Not very private and there…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

Hot Girls, No Privacy

This place is packed with hot girls. Huge stage and good music. Constant girls walking around. Problem is there's nowhere to get a dance that not out in the open for everyone to see you.…

Platinum Cabaret

Yuma, Arizona

Meh...

Was here on a trip and thought I'd check it out in the late evening. First time here, and I figured on a Saturday night there would be a lot of dancers, but I…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Mardi Gras II

I stopped by Mardi Gras II this past Friday night on my way home from the thanksgiving holiday. I hadn't been there in almost 10 years and was curious to check the club out after…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Great place for a show

Stopped by after a night at the hard rock. Wasn't too late, probably around 11. This is not a club with a lot of privacy, but it has some great looking dancers and is…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

BML

Took another trip back to the blue moon lounge. Same experience as described by the rest of the reviewers regarding the darkness, drink situation, etc. I sat down in the center seats and…

Castaways Gentleman's Club

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

Not bad

I decided to stop by babalyons tonight and see if the quality of the place had gotten better. When I got there the lady at the counter told me only one girl was dancing…

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Tuscl Reveiws

Sooo when did clubbing go from getting drunk, fuckin a stripper then writing a one paragraph review 3 months later while taking a casual shit at work to this God damn Theses Report ? Some of you guys could take the…

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Rate the blond

Context: ---------- Having a hard time falling asleep tonight – so have been watching some YouTube music vids and me being a child of the 80s that's the kinda music I like most. I like Van Halen though it's not necessarily my fave…

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Texting Three Girls Right Now

It's a busy time for me right now. My three (2 dancers + 1 ex-dancer) friends are texting me right now. I feel so 'busy'. I can't believe each one of these girls have their own way expressing unique style of…

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How strip clubs work

https://youtu.be/uTQ325hAwqA

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Drunk

You should try posting on tuscl in a white suit while drinking lots of wiskey and beer.

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San Bernadino

Get your concealed carry permit and fuck those bitches up

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NinaBambina

Does anyone here actually believe that hoe (oops I mean stripper) when she says she's raking in a lot of money working in Detroit not doing extras? Yeah right! Bitch you know you sucking cock! Don't try to fool anyone here!

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Oldest hoe you've fucked?

Taking a quick break from extinguishing these trolls. How old is the oldest hoe you've fucked? By hoe I mean stripper. All strippers are hoes, don't let anyone try to convince you they're not. Anyways I'm a young buck at 24, the…

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Stripper Snap Chats?

How many of you guys follow or communicate with strippers by snapchat? I follow two local dancers who have posted their SC names on their instagrams. It's an occasionally interesting peek, as both post plenty of pictures of their dogs, one…

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headed to philly

Would sure be nice to bust a load on beautiful face or butt. Is that possible ITC in Philly?

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Detroit - Fishing?

I'm thinking about a trip to Detroit to hit some clubs. Does anyone know if there is quality trout fishing within a short distance of the city? Might as well use multiple poles on the trip.

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Prostitution bust in Norwalk, CT.

NORWALK — Police waged a large scale operation Tuesday night, netting at least 11 arrests at a Norwalk strip club. The Office Cafe, a strip club at 201 Liberty Square, was the target of the raid just after 9 p.m. Charges…

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Ignore last word (i hope)

Does everybody notice or is it just some of us, that the people that publish their ignore lists, seem to be aware of what the folks on their ignore lists are posting, just saying.

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Leaving this Thursdays on a flight to Oregon

Wish me God Speed my fellow Mongers. Im leaving this Thursday to spend the weekend with my DS Pictures and Videos of her below just give me a sec.

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Shortest duration visit for LDs and ITC extras at a club?

When visiting clubs, I usually like to take my time surveying the talent, chatting up the dancers and scouting out/negotiating extras. But sometimes you don't have lots of time and you have a mission. My latest visit to…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Weird setup

It's very different than other clubs i've been to in that the dancers dance behind the bar while you sit on the main floor or at the bar, but on the same level as them.…

Indulge Gentlemen's Lounge

Baltimore, Maryland

Little

So, returned to Little Darlings again, and again on a Thursday as those are a good deal with $2 for all drinks. Cover was again $15, so that seems to be the norm on Thursday. Easily found…

Players Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Possibility for fun

This A-A clientele bar in an easy to get to portion of Philly is like going back in time 20 years. Sometimes there's a $5 cover; tonight there wasn't. Girls get crazy…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

meh

I stopped by because this is the closest strip club to me, and won't be going back. The guy at the door was fine, but there was only one other customer and a dance…

Lamplighter Lounge

St. Paul, Minnesota

Always something to suit one's fancy

So, this is starting to become my favorite location in the MN. I should note that my priorities, in order include: 1. Anonymity 2. cost v. mileage ratio. 3. Access to AA, Latina and Asian dancers. 4. Relaxing atmosphere…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

kandy

hot japanese white girl mix, 5'3 nice tight model body, Very nice ass not too big but plump and tight, small b to c tits but still very perky, did a 30 min vip…

Heat

Portland, Oregon

It was an okay experience

I dropped by Heat to see a dancer I had a lot of fun with at another club. First, the positives: the club looked fairly clean compared to the other clubs on the eastside of…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Bare-ly enough patrons

I'm going to open with the 'ugly' - first seat I tried was wet and sticky. Not a good first impression. There were a few girls clearly more than OK, quite good looking actually but they…

Roaring 20s

San Francisco, California

The San Francisco Treat

I wanted to go to this club, because a girl at a club in Stockton said she worked there sometimes and it was a great place, with no rules. Parking was typical SF, non-existent. Down…

Penthouse Club Pittsburgh

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

First Time @ Penthouse PGH

Made it to Penthouse! Had low expectations, here's what I found... Layout, impressions: $10 cover on a Friday night, no problem. Walked in to find an enormous space, well appointed, perfectly suited for…

7th Heaven

Conshohocken, Pennsylvania

How do they stay in business?

The Conshohocken Ballet used to be a very fun place to visit. The quality of dancers has decreased, The quantity has diminished. They want $40 for a nude dance in a community room. They no…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Never disappointed

Went on Tuesday night. No cover charge. Izzy the bartender was efficient as always. The selection of dancers was good. Nicky and Pam were the most attractive. Most of the others were not very engaging…

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Gold Diggers

Came in from downtown and didn't feel like going home so I thought I'd pay this place a visit. Plenty of girls on shift. Not sure exactly how many but there were alot. I got…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Sauget isn't what it once was....

So this is the first time I've been in here since it was converted from PT's Sports. The remodel looks good...if you're a country fan. I'm not so it didn't appeal…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

It is an okay club

I was in not long ago on a thursday evening. I don't normally go to this club but was near this area so I figured why not. I had only been here once before and…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Dead and boring

Went here about 11pm. Walked in and the cover was only 2$ which was great. However, I sat down and they didn't really have a great selection of pretty girls today. I usually like the…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

Easy on the eyes, hard on the wallet

The 5 is a Vancouver institution, it's been mentioned in song by Bon Jovi and others, and it's been around forever, one of the few left in Downtown Vancouver to survive the purge of the…

Million Dollar

Brampton, Ontario

Needed a shower after my visit

I had the misfortune of being dragged in here recently with my co-workers, after having supper at the excellent Italian steak house across the street. The place feels like a converted warehouse, with the…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Not as fun as it used to be....

Stopped in for the first time in a while, pre bust in fact. Same smokey room, same cold beer, it was like deja vu. Three girls on stage each doing three song rotations. All milfs…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Western Burb surprises!

Ok...so I have been reminiscing about LA and comparing Chicago clubs to them since my visit in 08' but recently I've been a regular at spots (both South and Western burbs) and seeing new, young…

Leopards Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Leopards Still Worth a Stop

While up across the border for a stay at the Casino stopped in at Leopards, Cheetah's (separate review) and Alley Katz (briefly). Of these three (same owners) I would spend time at Leopards and…

Reflexxions

Dillon, South Carolina

TERRRRRRIBLE!!!!!! It's sickening !!! Girls steal

For all my dancers this is a terrible club , the dancers are so broke they have to fight over money . The management is terrible . I should have listen to the reviews before…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Good Place

We left Leopard's and right over to Cheetah's. Cheetah's is near "downtown" Windsor within walking distance from the Casino. BTW Leopards, Cheetah's and Alley Katz operate a shuttle to ferry you around the three clubs.…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

A nice time at this gem

I don't get here often but I was pleasantly surprised on a recent visit. There were about 10 girls and I was catching the change of shift. I saw a real cutie named baby doll…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Great time, a range of dancers

I stopped in for the Sunday night football game between the Broncos and the Patriots, to be complemented by the dancers. My plan worked perfectly, although one chubby dancer did not get the message and…

Club K5 Relax

Prague, Czechia

Grent sex clun in prauge

So I went to K5 RELAX last night the 1/12/15 and WOW. I was about to give up on Prague's sex scene, but than I was told about this k5 relax so I walked to…

Francois's Lounge

Barberton, Ohio

Good times

I hadn't been here in a while. The place is clean just wish they would move the men's restroom downstairs The night i visited, there was 5 dancers.A blonde 7 who never left her seat…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

OK, so I have been away for a few months but got the itch to go back and decided on Lust until I hear more about PP

OK, so I have been away for a few months but got the itch to go back and decided on Lust until I hear more about PP. Lust has been more crowded lately but…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Has potential

I stopped by when I had an hour to kill between a business meeting and meeting some friends. I've been here before, so the layout hasn't changed. There is plenty of free parking outside in…

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Nice not Great

Woody's is nice, but not great. No glaring problems but everything is pretty middle of the road. Here on a Tuesday, which granted is no clubs best day, and there were no really…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

It's been a long time since my last visit to Skybox

It's been a long time since my last visit to Skybox. I figured I'd check it out since I was at Club O right down the street. Plenty of free parking was available. I had…

X4B

Temple Hills, Maryland

X4B

I stopped by X4B after hanging out watching football. Its located in an old strip mall with plenty of parking. There was security as well as police so its safe. The cover was $20 and…

Secrets Gentlemen's Club

San Antonio, Texas

Definitely hit or miss

With this type of club, you really need to be visiting an entertainer rather than the club itself. Located in south SA, but resonably designed interior. Multiple stages that have constant rotation on…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

More dancers than customers

I arrived about 8:00 pm and on first glance thought that the place was crowded. The stage is to the left and the bar to the right as you enter, with tables in between.…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

You can find what you are looking for

I stopped into this club and it seemed to be very quiet. I was met by a blonde dancer who promised me I would leave happy if I went VIP with her. I decided to…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

SundayNight Visit

As always, SR is very clean and has very good presentation. No drink hustle, but $16 entry with a free drink included. You can pay with cash or credit to get Rhino Chips in denominations…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Fun times

Had to make a stop in since it has been awhile since I've seen the blue moon girls. Thursday I went in and there was some faces I knew and a few I didn't. I…

Mardi Gras 2

East Windsor, Connecticut

Quick visit

Stopped in right after 3:00pm and just missed the vip specials. A dancer approached me at the bar. She was attractive and flirty. Tried to get me to do VIP, but i…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

One last review of this club

Visited this club earlier today for what maybe the last time as I may be moving for work. Club was very quiet but what do you expect for a middle of the week afternoon. There…

Diamond Girls

Durham, North Carolina

Back in the Local Spot

Back in town on business a few weeks back, and decided to head back to the club for the first time in a couple years. Showed up on a Thursday night around 9 or…

Clermont Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Everyone should go.

Not sure how to describe my experience at CL. I actually went with a female friend. Entrance is around back in the basement and the cover is $10. Once inside you realize…

The Lounge

Portland, Oregon

OK but not great

This is an ideal place to stop by if you are in the 6200 block of Columbia and want to get to the nearest strip club. Otherwise, not great. Three dancers working the lunch shift.…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Great place to hang out and enjoy

First time here. Walked in about 5pm on a Friday ordered a beer and sat at the bar. The first though that came to mind was how awesome this place looked. It has a…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

quick stop on a long trip

Stopped in about 9:00 PM. Cover was 12 and beer was $5. Few dancers on shift it seemed. I only spotted about 7 and only 3 looked interesting. 3 stages and…

Xposed Gentlemens Club & WetSpot Bikini Bar

Canoga Park, California

Reasonable place, attractive girls

Went on a couple of Monday afternoons, because of the 2-for-1 dances. $10 cover, the bar next door is a plus. Place was pretty dead, about 4 guys there even through 9 pm,…

Lulu's

Cleveland, Ohio

Still not very good

I keep hoping this place turns around to what it was in the 1980's and 1990's. Still only 1-3 dancers while I was there and there were only 3 patrons. None of the dancers…

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Not much bang for buck

I went to Showgirls Downtown on a Friday night, which I think should be called Showgirls North, it isn’t Downtown. Used the VIP multi entry pass (I showed the email receipt, since there is not…

Condor Club

San Francisco, California

Nice place to hang out and have a few drinks.

The Roaring 20s was having “technical difficulties, so I passed a few hours next door at the Condor. Staff was very nice, but that might be in part because the R20s staff walked me over…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Get what you pay for

I heard about this club through a person I met at another strip club in the heart of north philly. So I went to the club and the parking lot is not huge but it's…

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Joke of the day

What is the difference between a dick and a joke? The anti troll no sense of humor members cant take a joke... This means you missionary

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Tuscl has more Trolls than you think....tell us after the link wich one you are

After reading the article in the link below on the 18 different kind of Trolls come back and tell us which one is your favorite, the ones you hate, the ones you are and the ones you can't believe are…

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What TUSCL's Members Have Been Up To

LMN's co-workers: https://forgottenadvertisements.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/fry_girls_red_blue_yellow.jpg I_MN's weekend shopping trip: http://www.vladtv.com/images/size_fs/video_image-415727.jpg Crazyjoe at a wine tasting: http://www.totallylaime.com/assets/ep10-Amanda-Sitko2.jpg Motorhead playing guitar: http://gapersblock.com/transmission/AirGuitarNation.jpg Rockstar666 practicing for his next gig: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/15/article-1366556-0B2F2BC800000578-992_634x423.jpg Missonary getting in trouble at his job: https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/mop.png Juice's idea of fine dining: http://www.seriouseats.com/images/20090814-hotdogs2.jpg Dougster tipping a stripper: http://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/1166994/size/tl-horizontal_main/18-ways-to-seriously-anger-a-stripper Scat teaching a stripper some new pole tricks: http://i.imgur.com/N05rk5o.jpg When a girl gets ready…

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A True Troll: Ken M

http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/24-pics-prove-ken-m-greatest-troll-internet There is no way in hell you can read these without cracking up, well unless you're Juice because he may not get some of them.

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Girlfriend used to work at Sapphire in Vegas. Was she a ho or not a ho that is t

So my live-in girlfriend, after having a few drinks the other night, spilled the beans that she used to be a stripper at Sapphire in Vegas about 10 years ago. She said her dead beat husband gambled away all of…

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So about pursuing a Dancer

I am new here, Ive done a ton of reading, I know you never fall in love with a stripper, they are what they are and they dont give a fu** about you. You're a walking ATM and nothing more. I'd…

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Looking for a dancer

I went once to a club in Miami, but was too drunk to remember, as I was with a few buddies and really liked this dancer. I found her on a website but wouldn't mind having a couple more…

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RATE MY REVIEW: Cadillac Lounge, Prov., RI

If I'm going to take the time to write and post more SC reviews, then I'd feedback on the one review I've written so far. If you have time, give it a look and let me know the good, the…

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It's not gay to be a male cheerleader...

take a look.... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRfjck4WEAAbeoj.jpg

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My ignore list.

Juice(and all his alias) Crazyjoe Rech(crazyjoes biggest fan) Dougster(meats idol) Meat72 Tumblingdice Warhawks Motorhead Rockstar666 Shailynn Mikeya02

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VIP VIA REVIEWS: How does the clock reset?

Curiosity question ... I posted a review on 11/25, which means that I have VIP access until 12/23. If I were to post another review tonight (12/1), would my new month of VIP access start on 12/24, or does…

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Shadow Cat calls his local paper company

https://youtu.be/kn22vCnOglA

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Missionary has a point.

Maybe he's right. Juice is clogging up the board with dumb threads everyday now. He's starting to look like an attention whore. Crazyjoe is wasting bandwidth with his spamming the same shit 100s of time. Dougster(MIA) is starting to bore…

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I just sent Missionary a case of this......

http://www.evilwriters.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Butthurt-Cream.jpg

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Does this count as a 2AMer?

Better question... Wasn't juice in South Carolina recently? http://www.wzzm13.com/story/news/2015/11/30/police-report-south-carolina-stripper-beats-man-who-said-she-was-fat-had-muffin-top/76556358/

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Having dancers lay in your lap at the tables

One of the best ideas any could have to maximize your fun in the strip club's is to get the girls to lay on you at the tables This way not only can privately conversations can be whispers but your hands…

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What the hell is up with all the grumpy old men on TUSCL?

Did the Shady Acres retirement home just get internet access or something? Some of you guys need to get off the porch and stop complaining about the kids on your lawn and get a sense of fucking humor. Go the strip club…

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Top 3 best websites for P4P

#1 TUSCL ( the ultimate strip club list) #2 RM ( rub maps) #3 TER ( the erotic reviews)

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TUSCL State Of The Union

As I stand before you today my brothers and sisters, I look at TUSCL and I see optimism, but yet I see trouble also. I'm in the church missionary, so I don't get on TUSCL too much, but a couple…

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would you order this ho after watching her Ad ?

http://asheville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ot-ette-o-e-et-k-i-late-incall-and-outcalls/10067183

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Ignore list

There have been some threads posted about ignore lists and circle jerks about who has the most on their ignore lists. It is time to approach this differently...who here has zero on their ignore list? I have zero on my list.…

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Level 1 contributors get jelous of level 10 contributors

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=38812

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Troll of all trolls

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=424904

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The troll eliminating exercise

The only way to eliminate the trolls here (or to limit them) is to state who the trolls are. When the trolls see that so many people dislike them, they will realize they're not funny, and they'll either go away…

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Awkward Position at a Strip Club

This is a text convo that I recently had with a buddy. === BUDDY: I'm in an awkward place. ISHMAEL: I told you to sign up for yoga. BUDDY: Shut up. I'm in an awkward place at a strip club. ISHMAEL:…

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OT: Fast Food - What's Your Guilty Pleasure?

I know there are several road and air warriors like myself here, and I'm betting if you're anything like me, while out on the road I always don't make the best eating decisions because of time constraints or just not…

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Shy Dancer

I've seen her before, she was not really the girl everyone would go for, like her breasts would really not stand out. She is what I would call certain kind of men would get interested. Thing though is she's not really…

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Funniest conversation ever

Not included in the system... Ricky talking with a dancer. This is a typical conversation between ricky at a strip club while running his system. Now there is this audio so you can learn from the master. https://youtu.be/W51O-RazjJc This has been…

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down goes my lever when i see the beaver

My penis is mushy around the pussy Lol, omg,lol Keep this going down below guys

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Good article about Michigan club

Article from Detroit free press about Big Bon's on Michigan's upper peninsula and the increase in business during firearms hunting season. http://www.freep.com/story/news/columnists/john-carlisle/2015/11/25/hunting-season-at-upper-peninsula-strip-club/76114570/ My favorite quote is from one of the dancers describing her services to all the non-PL readers. "*Customers* get…

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Best line I have read

The best thing I have read on this website was this. It refers to interactions and visits with strippers. "She may talk about her life with you, but that doesn't mean you are a part of it." It helped me ditch a bitch…

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Back to the Future

I can.t stand traditional dating. At least with strippers you know what is going on. You know where you stand.

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I bought dances from a former porn actress. OR Would you get extras from this

This woman offered me extras. I declined. Anyone else ever get dances from former porn actresses? She seemed like she really needed money. Serena Marcus (what she looks like now) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CKZeEcY3E Biography http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1036694/bio Video Collection http://www.xvideos.com/profiles/serena-marcus

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Weird

Every once in awhile I like to check up on my favorite female porn star's twitter account. She posts photos, appearance dates, new release info. thanks her fans for gifts received from them, etc. I have noticed time and again the same…

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Cosplaying Beauties

Cosplayers abound at one of the conventions I try to get to every year. Granted, they really aren't supposed to be the main attraction there, but, damn, they've become one of the reasons I keep going back -- and with…

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Photo of Juice in Gradeschool

Here's a rare photo of Juice (Joose) on his first day of class in the 3rd grade. Amazing his parents were liberal enough to allow him to wear this shirt he picked out at Spencers Gifts in the mall.…

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This would be a fi(r)st

I've never tried this in the VIP, but I suppose someone out there has done it. For us virgins, here are the instructions... http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/essential-guides/beginners-guide-to-fisting.html

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At U.P.'s only strip club, hunters are big business

The U.P. is Michigan's Upper Peninsula. It is a vast, empty area of natural beauty and rustic yokels who look like they belong in a northern version of "Deliverance." The Upper Peninsula's only strip club is more than…

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Troll city destroying TUSCL

It's a fucking ghost town on the TUSCL discussion boards tonight? You know why? Because people got tired of Rech, Juice, and Crazyjoe spamming and trolling all the threads. We can't even blame this on Dougster, he hasn't posted anything in…

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Ever been too good for your own good?

Have you ever been at a strip club with other people from a work./business standpoint where you felt you had to be good and not partake (in other words act opposite of your normal strip club behavior) only to find…

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Prank calling hookers

https://youtu.be/ERfw_tNFRSE

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OT: Kobe - Will You Attempt To See Him On His Farewell Tour?

The only thing I like about Kobe is his wife, and that's not saying much since she (like most Latina women) is aging as gracefully as the pint of sour cream in my fridge that expired back in Feb 2014.…

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Dr.Phil Prank calls Game Stop

https://youtu.be/moHOUgJklaQ Lol, Are you gay ?

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what went wong wat west wuy ?

https://youtu.be/Xp12TB-_7cQ

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Ronald McDonald says your Rong !!!

https://youtu.be/QxHDBhnAUJE

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Hilarious Trolling Prank John Cena phone calls

https://youtu.be/wRRsXxE1KVY OMG !!! IT'S JOHN CENA !!!!!!!

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How the Nuts trial is proceeding....

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yUk_4wCtv8I/hqdefault.jpg

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Eating Pussy Not Prostitution In The Club

I had an interesting conversation with my buddy about what's the definition of prostitution while inside the club, I told him eating the pussy is not prostitution. Putting your dick in the pussy and pumping a thousand times is prostitution.

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Top 10 Highest Priced Escorts

Thereare some serious ballers out there to afford this. https://youtu.be/0mQjcLj_u90

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Wilted Flower: Ever still attracted?

This is probably only a question for the ATF-oriented guys -- the variety guys I'm sure will just say "hell to the no" Ever meet a stripper in full blossom of feminine beauty (say, 8.5 or 9 at least), CF/ATF her,…

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Sluts vs good girls.

which type do most guys prefer? I mean obviously for a one nighter a slut is the way to go but for a more long term thing would you prefer a good girl take home to momma type or a…

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Going to Court today

Got some time before my trial starts and got the idea i would take some pictures and post them to Rep my City Asheville,NC Pictures will be in the comments below through out the day depending on how my trial goes Wish…

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Something to start the week off right for the ass guys

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3339279/Farmer-pulls-potato-looks-like-s-suggestive-position.html

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I would attend this guy's church

60 year old married pastor marries cute 19 year old redhead who is pregnant with his child. I like this guy. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3339219/I-try-not-jealous-Pastor-60-marries-pregnant-girlfriend-19-blessing-wife-44-women-live-different-wings-Ohio-home.html

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Text message gone Rong

https://instagram.com/p/-siDx4IdNb/

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Police launch search for Polish man last seen in Coventry strip club

I expected some kind of Polish joke, but the story seems serious. So I'll post one: Q. Why did the Polish man leave the strip club in a huff? A. Because he didn't see any Poles dancing. http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/police-launch-search-polish-man-10522710

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Lustys

There is a dancer at lustys named Jordan that will rock your world everyone should go. She will be there at night go about 10:30

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Crackhead does better Michael Jackson than you

https://youtu.be/rBZ_slFrBKE

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Homeless mas has better system than ricky

He got some game https://youtu.be/I8_BSsitSaI

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Appartently James Deen got a bit to frisky

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/11/30/tori-lux-james-deen-assaulted-me-too.html From the article ... My name is Tori Lux, and I’m a former adult performer. In June of 2011, while shooting at a major porn studio, I was assaulted by James Deen. While James wasn’t performing with me that day, he was present…

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What ever happened...

What ever happened to blamk space?

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How Juice trolls us...

http://theweeks.org/toms-stuff/2006-11_Alpha-Geek-Pics/4_Pooters-n-networks.jpg

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Crazy Joe Takes Selfy at MackDanolds

https://instagram.com/p/hfaSb6zBNA/

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Crazy Joe DS

https://instagram.com/p/-sGBFDkjNF/

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This is a real lap dance, yes or no ?

https://instagram.com/p/-sHANSlbCR/

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Dear Ricky Boy

https://instagram.com/p/-sKvE5NQZUX1QR6UHnt0bnjh7Xg0V8B9yMapA0/ Sincerely your buddy Juice

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Ricky Boy Faggot Mode

https://instagram.com/p/-rjPkISr1I/

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Asian Buffet yes on topic

https://instagram.com/p/981lPPRYrn/

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My DS sent me a jerk off video to hold me over on my flight to Oregon

https://instagram.com/p/-ratxOxpe2/

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Papi mode yes or Naaaah !

https://instagram.com/p/-sDPmHoN0_/

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When you ask for a Blow Job how do you say it ?

I always say " one order of sloppy joe please"

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I suck...

I suck at titties.. big beautiful ones

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Tracking San Jose Police in their quest to erradicate AMPs, also comparing to Sa

I see from Rubmaps that they are closing more than one per month. And having been following Rubmaps for a year now, I see that those getting closed are those with good "mileage" reports. But new shops are opening, though…