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Planning a trip

In July I went to my first strip club while on a road trip, I went at night, again next day lunch time, and again several days later on the way back. All those times I went alone and each…

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Dealing with rejection

I like most of you if I really like a dancer, I'll get her number. It might be to set up OTC, or it could just be to know when she's working etc. If you ask for her number, and she…

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"Strippers have feelings too"

http://www.people.com/article/amber-rose-slut-walk-los-angeles-photos https://instagram.com/p/8ZM4t0EqwE/

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How should I handle this issue on my OTC date with a new stripoer

I have a date tonight with the cute little stripper who told me that our sex is free. https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=37440 I'm about 95 percent sure that the sex is not free. Having spoken to her recently itc to set up the date,…

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Good News. South Carolina is out of the drought.

I got over 9 inches in my yard since last night and one tree down. I'm glad. I was getting tired of hearing about the drought. I just hope the Greenville Spartanburg airport got the 3.7 inches of rain…

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Escort says strippers, sex partners were provided to Louisville recruits, dads,

Dads? http://www.pennlive.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/10/escort_claims_strippers_sex_pa.html

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questions about viagra ?

Exactly how does this work ? Is it an instant boner or gradual ? Do you control the boner or does it spring into action by itself ? What should happen to some one that don't need it yet ? Were can i buy…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Losing Faith

I had been a semi-regular PL for several years, but in the last 6-9 months the Dirty Bird has lost its favorite status with me. Dancer quality is down, there is a higher turn over…

Night Trips OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Won't return

One of the worst experiences I have had at a nightclub of this type. I work in customer service, and when off, I want to relax and chill, have a drink, and enjoy the company of…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Commin back after a long break

Was very pleasantly surprised driving up and seeing all the cars one hopes there will be plenty of dancers available. Since starting my PL career here so long ago i moved on to there sister…

Wet Gentlemen's Club

Belleville, New Jersey

Overpriced

Been here a few times in the past and it wasn't bad. Area is safe and they have a nice (free) private parking lot across the street. Once had a drink with a friendly…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Day shift vs night shift.

Day shift has fewer girls but you get more attention. The club can get kinda packed on nights and weekends. During these times you may get a girl more anxious to move on…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Second Return

I've returned a couple times; trying to make the most out of that yearly membership card, lol. The first time I came back was in late April, it was a slow night and I ran…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Shark Alert

Cheetah WPB was my lunch stop on a recent trip to South Florida. I'm a fan of Cheetah Pompano, and it had been a year or so since I visited the sister club in…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Always Fun!

Hit up Las Vegas for a bachelor party and we initially hit up OG first, but the quality of girls just wasn't there. Stayed for about 30 minutes and called the Limo for Spearmint…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Disappointing Babes Recon

What a difference a year makes. It was roughly around this time last year when I first stepped foot into Babes. The mileage overall was great for its cheap prices. I was a regular for…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Surprisingly enjoyable

So I've been to this pub a fair few times now but never gotten round to doing a review. South Florida has so many different clubs of every conceivable type but I often find that…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I was in the area and stopped in based on the number of generally positive reviews of the place

I was in the area and stopped in based on the number of generally positive reviews of the place. I will not be so positive. The layout of the place is as advertised. A…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Second visit...

First visit was okay & I was close by after a day on the golf course. Took a buddy this time & he had never been. We actually stopped by nearby 1320 first & that…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

it's been awhile but I made it back..

Was close by for a conference and always had a good time here in the past so I had this marked as the place to go. Got into town late so it was somewhere around…

Wild Zebra Gentlemen's Club

Providence, Rhode Island

Gigi at Zebra

I've been to Zebra about a dozen times now since it reopened. I met a rare gem there named Gigi. I try to see her every time I visit now. She's about 6' model thin,…

Titillations

Bloomfield, New Jersey

friday night

Stopped by on a friday night. The club was pretty crowded but there were plenty of girls working. The dollar parade is pretty bad here. You will blow through alot of money…

Fine Diamonds Gentlemen's Club

Morgantown, West Virginia

Dirty Diamond Fun

A trip to the dirty diamond yields some fun. I usually try to hit the diamond once a year just for the shock value. Like trying food you don't like once a year just…

George & I

Newark, New Jersey

Late night at george and I

This was my first time here, a couple of bartender/dancer girlfriends wanted to stop in and show me the place. I found it to be a quirky place, starting from the guy outside who I…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Always fun in Delaware

I've visited here more than once, and have always had a good time. This time was a bit better then usual. The place hasn't changed at all physically, except for the VIP rooms, which are…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

First visit since the reopening

First time back in over a year. While the clean up and redecorating are appreciated and were overdue, not a whole lot else has changed here. Drink prices are about the same (maybe…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

NYC Staple

If you find yourself in New York City any time soon this is definitely one spot you want to put on your list. first it confidently located by Times Square and mid town. The place…

Club 412 Gentlemen's Club

McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania

Decent

This place doesn't look like much from outside but the inside is nice. It is located in the slums of mckees rocks. The only bad part about this place is the location but they pat…

Rose Gentleman's Club

West Palm Beach, Florida

West Palm's Low-Rent Option

After a lame experience at Cheetah WPB, and out of curiosity, I paid a visit to Flashdance International in the early afternoon. FI is easy to find, off Military Trail at Purdy; free parking…

Fantasy Girls

Reno, Nevada

Ultimate Bounce

I usually go to the Men's club when in Reno. But I've been meaning to check out Fantasy again. Was there once for Monday night football, but what's it like on a normal night? Got there a bit…

BX Club (Beyond Xpectations)

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Not to bad.

Me and my boys came here for a bachelor party. Over all, it's ok. The patrons are really nice and friendly. there wasn't a whole lot of parading around and bugging us about going to…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

A Friendly Neighborhood Topless Bar

I'm fortunate to travel to South Florida for business a few times a year, and I make it a point to visit the Porthole. This review covers two visits, Thursday afternoon and Friday afternoon.…

Shadow Cabaret

Pompano Beach, Florida

Better Options Abound in Pompano

Visited 4Play out of curiosity. I seriously doubt I'll be back. 4Play is just off Copans one block East of Dixie Highway. There's big, new sign visible from Copans. The…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Inner Room is overrated

$7 dollar cover to enter the club and the drinks are not too pricey. The club also has decent seats and stage access with a bar right in the middle. Also, the dance…

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, Florida

Nice little club

This is a small club, with kind of a neighborhood vibe. No cover during the day, but they do charge a buck to self park, which makes sense, their parking lot is tiny, so…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

One of the best

Cheetah's in Hallendale is one of several Cheetahs in South Florida. It's a big place and kind of has a corporate vibe. These guys know their business and they do a lot to…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Decent

One of the clubs in the area I like to visit. It is clean, friendly atmosphere. Some dancers are quality while others are mediocre. Depending on what time you go, the place can be very…

Lipstixx Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Another visit to Lipstixx

After meetings downtown, I decided to return make my usual visit to Bourbon Street..For some reason, I keep returning to Lipstixx even though my experiences there have been hit and miss, at best. I'm…

Mitzi's Lounge

Hagerstown, Maryland

decent place

It was a decent place not overly packed but well filled of the six or so dancers I saw most were pretty good looking one definatly had some more cushion for the pushing but the…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Pure Gold Review

A smaller club located in Rancho Cordova. It's attached to an adult store. I paid like 20 bucks to get in and then you get a free cup that you can get free soda with.…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Good club, not enough personal space though

I had heard about Follies and checked it out here before a recent trip to Atlanta. I was there from about 3pm-6pm on a Tuesday. I'll spare some detail since so much has already been…

Paradise City

Tumon, Guam

Not bad for the area

Not a bad place. There's some alright girls. Could always be better of course. Small building but a good sized stage. You can drink outside which Is cool. The girls are full nude. Some are…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

worth a stop if you like black clubs

Visited for the first time on a recent Tuesday night. Was there from 7 pm - 10 pm. Parking was $5. Cover was about $15 (but not 100%). Beers were $4-5 I think. The club…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Best of the best

Hands down the best strip club I have ever been to and will ever go to. I hear people complaining that you cant touch or they give ''air dances''.... Who cares? A gorgeous butt ass…

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, Illinois

Not Impressed

Was there once, early evening so not prime time. Beer selection was weak, bartender was not friendly. Sat by the stage and was ignored by the dancer but then she had all kinds…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

not much else in the area, worth a visit

I had never heard of or been to this club before. Friendly staff. No cover around 6 pm on a Saturday night. Covered smoking area off to the side of the building which you access…

Las Chavelas

Tijuana, Baja California

Worth the Time

Not a lot was happening at Las Chevalas the afternoon we went. But it was afternoon and there does not always seem to be a lot going on at Chavelas in general. This…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Guess I was too early

Another trip to Club Rouge. I got there at 5:30 and figured I would have some dinner while I watched but was told they did not have 1 girl to dance yet. They open at…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Good times

Had the usual fun down at DD, while on business in FL. Can't beat the lappers and always have a good time with the ladies here. It was, once again, Alexis, who I spent most…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

blue moon visit

Went to visit the Blue Moon Lounge on one evening cover still the same $10 for day $12 for night. The place itself hasn't change much except the mens bathroom mirror is gone for whatever…

Dallas Cabaret North

Dallas, Texas

Nice Enough But Terrible Host

Back in May this year I was in town for business and decided to go here on a Tuesday night as I had heard they have $7 dances which is a good deal in any…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

blue moon visit

Went to visit the Blue Moon Lounge on one evening cover still the same $10 for day $12 for night. The place itself hasn't change much except the mens bathroom mirror is gone for whatever…

Maximus Club

Austin, Texas

More exciting to be where FNL was

Went here as a warmup for a bachelor party as its close to the austin airport. Walking in about 7pm on a Thursday the place was pretty dead. Luckily drinks were 4 dollars so the…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Better than Silk - It works for me

Visited Milwaukee and dropped in at Heartbreakers. Over the years this club has had many incarnations. The current is pretty good. They now have a day shift with about 4 dancers who are…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Trying To Clean Up Its Act, In A Way

The latest updates on my trips (several of them from a pair of vacations to St. Louis) to Dollie’s shows … well, basically no updates. With one notable exception, this jack shack (which, I…

Nite Life

Lexington, Kentucky

Highest mileage in Lexington

So I have been to Camelot East a couple other times. I decided to make a return visit since my last few trips to Dejavu and Rhino kind of left me underwhelmed. Both…

The Cabin

Duncannon, Pennsylvania

A night at the Cabin

So I have passed thru Duncannon PA several times in the past. I had tried to stop in here, but they opened late that evening so I went to Castaways (where I had a…

King Henry VIII

Hawthorne, California

Early Climax

About two weeks ago on a Tuesday, I entered the club (no fee) about 12:05 PM, just when it opened. Girls started to appear on stage at 15 after. The first, a large…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Best Time Ever

Went to Visions on Tuesday afternoon looking for a good time and relaxation. Got to the club right at Noon. They had been open for an hour, but only 1 other guy there besides me.…

State Line Showgirls

Post Falls, Idaho

Amazing Experience

The night started off horrible but ended up a wonderful experience. My first dancer was an experienced dancer, bleached blonde, fit, and aggressive. She grabbed me and rushed me to a seating area (general…

Ace of Clubs

Atlanta, Georgia

Sunday Funday

As usual, getting to the area (fulton industrial) seems/looks/feels a bit shady. It is probably unsafe at night, but I think as long as you stay in your car and park in the club's designated…

The Trophy Room

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Disappointed

I was in Oklahoma city two weeks ago visiting relatives. I wanted to check out a few of the clubs to see how they compare to my home clubs. There were 4 clubs…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Barely Legal Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Started out slow, ended real nice

So I was staying in New Orleans the night before our cruise, and being it was my first time here, I had to check out bourbon street. And of course, I had to check…

The Outhouse

Lawrence, Kansas

First Time Here

If you read the other reviews they give an accurate picture of the physical aspects. I went there around 7:30pm. They opened at 7.00pm so there was no one there. It was 20 bucks to…

Spinners Gentlemen's Club

Tegucigalpa, Honduras

Stunner in the midst of ordinary

I stopped by to see what the club looked like after a couple of months absence. I was a bit disappointed and was about to leave when I noticed an incredible cute blonde with a…

Platinum Plus

West Columbia, South Carolina

Why change a good thing?

I have stopped by here in the afternoon a couple of times since new standards. Recently I walked in and no one was on stage. I didnt think much of it but 2-3 songs went…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Pretty Good

I went on a Friday and it was a good time. It wasn't hard for me to spend a lot of money in such a short period of time due to the looks of the…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Improving

Things are looking up at this club. I saw a definite improvement in talent quality and quantity. At the 1 am roll call for the obligatory 2-4-1 i counted 19 girls with 9 being…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Relaxed and Fun

Stopped in around 7pm on a Thursday. As it was still early in the evening, the club was fairly quiet. But there were several dancers out on the floor, and all were friendly. One had…

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Twerking

How many of you like it and/or think it is sexy? How many don't care for it and/or think it is a turn off? It just seems ghetto to me and It is a negative mark against the lady on…

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Fixing crappy management

Have any of you guys or gals, for that matter ever suggested to any of the managers that they read the reviews on this site or any of the others like this one. The reason I'm asking because over the…

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What happened to all the clubs in MB? Used to be at least 7 as I recall. Is gov'

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Do they respectfully report on the deaths of strippers?

In the Allentown, PA, area a local dancer committed suicide a few weeks ago. I suppose dancers committing suicide is not new to anyone on this board. There was some local news coverage that portrayed her as more…

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Has anybody ever taken their son to a strip club?

If so, how did it go? Video girl is trying to convince me to bring my 24 yo son to see her. She promised that she would show him a "good time." He couldn't afford the kind of good…

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Platinum Plus Allentown is NOW being charged with promoting prostitution.

A story that will interest those of you who are still paying attention to the chain. I think what is happening is NOW the municipality is charging them. http://www.wfmz.com/news/news-regional-lehighvalley/platinum-plus-strip-club-charged-with-promoting-prostitution/35637382 http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/news/index.ssf/2015/10/platinum_plus_accused_of_promo.html#incart_river_home

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OT: Neck tattoos

Lately, I've seen quite a few female civilians with tattoos on the back of their necks. Is that the new trend or something? Why do they do that? Do they think it looks good? Thoughts

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Portland 2AMer.

One person was shot and killed early Saturday morning outside a strip club in the Powellhurst-Gilbert neighborhood, according to Portland police. Portland's Gang Enforcement Team responded to the Pallas Club, at 13639 S.E. Powell Blvd. at 12:45 a.m. on reports of…

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offtopic, Elon Musk wants to set off nuclear bombs on Mars to make the planet wa

I guess he just never thought about all the nuclear radiation that would generate. Kind of hard to make a planet liveable when there are nuclear bombs going off all the time. Actually instead of using nuclear bombs, you…

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Pole-dancing dinosaur

The Stripposaurus Rex: http://www.dailydot.com/lol/pole-dance-dinosaur/

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OT : Uncle Tom

Over here yesterday there was a programme on radio talking about the 'Rumble in the Jungle' fight between Ali and Frazier, it was really interesting and they were talking to various journalists/trainers etc that were at the match. George Foreman…

Lady Vi's

Superior, Wisconsin

Meh

The bar was the best thing about this club (2$ tall boys). The girls were average at best, and the ugliest zeroed in on me immediately. She asked way too many questions and didn't flirt…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

Tuesday 9pm $5 parking coupon to avoid $10 cover.

Arrived on Tuesday about 9pm. $5 mandatory valet parking. Coupon from website saved me the $10 cover. bottle of water was $12!! Entry was an experience. Greeted by a guy who took me to the…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

Very classy strip club.

I got here late. After 2:00. First thing I notice is all the expensive cars. This is definitely an upscale strip club and they keep the thugs out it looks like. Lots of suits in…

Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre

San Francisco, California

A little slow

Only club I've been to n SF, expected more but was probably because it was during the day, during the week. About 5-6 dancers, a curvy asian caught my attention and ended up in the…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Final review

My final review of this hell hole. After having a few decent visits here, I was bored one afternoon and decided to stop by knowing my usual favorite should be there. I pull up and the parking…

Fantasy

Hammond, Indiana

Indiana Adventure

So...I finally had my Indiana adventure...Thursday night I played Indiana Jones as I was in the area and I hit up almost all the Indiana spots I was curious about...initially it was only suppose to…

Bada Bing (was Planet Rock)

Barre, Vermont

Worth a visit

It is a small club. The performers are friendly. They are attractive but not necessarily silcon injected model quality, which is a good thing. The club is basic low key bar in a…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Neighborhood bar with tits

lamplighter II is like a neighborhood bar with lap dancers. Usually 2-3 customers, 3 or four dancers. Drinks are cheap but sometimes hard to get; bartenders are the two sisters who own the…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

umm...what just happened?

I've never visited before but I thought I would stop by based on some of the reviews here. First off, the club itself is horrible. Dirty, bathroom is the nastiest thing I have…

Bottoms Up Lounge

Akron, Ohio

Great Place, Relaxing Environment

First of all the place looks run down and is not in the best area. However, the parking lot is well lit and I have never had any issues. When you enter it's run down…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Sensations

I made a return visit to Sensations on Friday night. I wanted to find out more about the private area that I missed the last time. Dancer quality was up a notch from previous: 5…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Girls Girls & Girls

I must say that I visited Show World many times before I dared to speak to one of the girls. Can't blame the girls for this it is simply that I wanted to get…

The Landing Strip

Lima, Ohio

Ordinary club

I was staying in the area for work and the Landing Strip is the only club within 70 miles. The outside is not much to look at. The inside is an ordinary club,…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Cold Warehouse

The talent here can be amazing. When I entered I had to run a gauntlet of dancers waiting just past the cashier. If you pause to wait for friends, they'll be all over you, pushing…

Volcanic Eruptions

Pomona, New Jersey

Great time

First off, I did confirm with one of the dancers that they are closing this week because they are opening a new club in AC. I went in after a very disappointed experience in another…

Chantilly Lace

Rockford, Illinois

Great experience as usual

As others have said, you ring the buzzer, they let you in, the girls come up from the basement, usually around 4 in my experience, you pick your girl and pick your duration, 30, 45,…

Blue Diamond Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

10/02/15 Trip to Sabels

First ever trip inside Sables, had rode past it multiple times but never ventured in. The parking challenges have already been discussed so no need to delve into that. Arrrvied just before 12:30 to a…

Sky11

Harvey, Illinois

average visit

As I have been working thruout the south suburbs lately this is my 2nd stop here in a month. It's a good value, cover is 10, beers 1.5, laps 5/50, however, talent is average.…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Booby Trap

I made a return visit to Booby Trap on Friday afternoon. The place was surprisingly busy. Maybe 15 dancers and 25 customers. Unfortunately, the dancer I met last time was not working. Ouch! I sat…

Blue Flame Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Better than I expected

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon a couple weeks ago. This chic I know from another club asked me to stop by cause she just started working at Blue Flame. I pulled up, parked i…

Chez Joey

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

What a difference a month makes

I visited this club again full of high expectations based on my last visit, which was excellent. The club was slow compared to my last visit, fewer customers and seemingly fewer dancers.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Best of SD, but that's not saying much

Was in town for the Chargers game a few weeks back and went to Cheetahs after the game. If you're from San Diego, Cheetahs is probably pretty good. The women are hot, the club is…

Charlie's

Los Angeles, California

Throw back to the 90's

This strip club looks like it doesn't get that many customers, and it can be because of a couple of reasons. One can be that it's in the hood and people can be scared of…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Bachelor Party

Came in with a group of guys and took up 2 booths. The service here is always hit or miss, including on the same night. Corona's went from $36 for a bucket to…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Very hot

I've been to Sahara about three times now, and it has never failed to disappoint. It's not a big bar, and it's fully nude, so the drinks are non-alcoholic (and little too expensive - like…

7th Heaven

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Some Improvement Due to Minor Changes

I've commented on the layout previously, so I won't get into that again. The club has changed management since I was there last (May 2015) and I think the changes are for the better.…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

The Cadillac Lounge in Providence Rhode Island remains one of my favorite strip clubs

The Cadillac Lounge in Providence Rhode Island remains one of my favorite strip clubs. But I'd rank the quality of it's ladies below that of some of the other nearby clubs (Desire, Foxy Lady and…

She She's Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

ugh

Well i have been to my fair share of clubs, and ive heard good things about she shes, but tonight was not the night. went in and straight to bar to get a drink.…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

Had to educate the dancer on the dance prices

Went to this club about 6pm on a Monday. I had heard that they had $5 table dances on Mondays. Walked in and picked a seat. There were not that many customers…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

A Good Indy Option

After being disappointed by the value/talent at BBF lately I decided to give Dancers a try, and was happy that I did. It's located not too far off the highway and the parking lot is…

J.B.'s Place

De Soto, Illinois

Not what it used to be

JB’s is a small rural bar north of De Soto on route 51. It has 2 sides when you walk in the front door. To the right is a regular rural bar and thru a…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Very Different from Last Time I Was Here

Went in there about 2 pm. No cover before 7 pm. One drink minimum. Non-alcoholic drinks are $4.50. Don't know re drinks with booze. The setup is very different from last time I was in,…

Body Shop

San Diego, California

70's Decor and Friendly Girls

The first time I went to this club, I was immediately turned off by their $20 cover charge. I later realized that the charge was one-time fee of $10 for a "Lifetime Membership". I use…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

There's More Fun in WP

I was delayed getting to St. Louis and didn't feel like taking a chance on dieing. Over ruled the little head and refused to go any further into Washington Park than right off the…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Old school Vibe

Was on a rare trip thru Duluth so I decided to pay my first visit to Club Saratoga. The place has an old school vibe to it, I felt like I had been whisked…

The Gold Club

Wilmington, Delaware

So I went there on a Friday night at 9:00

So I went there on a Friday night at 9:00. And there were 2 dancers!! Really?????? It took a dancer 20 minutes to get on a side stage. Really again!?? And there was no waitress!!…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Cute Asian, Low Mileage

Checked out Kitty, a cute Asian spinner, early 20s, 5-3, slim, tight body, fake boobs, punk hairdo. Looks filipina but says she's Chinese. 1st time, had 4-4-2 nude. FFZ N, some light touching S. Some Russian…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Another review by meeeeee

The last review is by me but since this club doesn't get reviewed a lot, only one other one this year, I'll add a weekend review to go with my last weekday review. I was there…

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Your Stupid

It seams their are alotta retarded guys on this site. Here me out, you guys may want too brush up on you're spelling if you want too bang these high class hoz. You guys need to put down you're…

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OTC Failure

I have asked my now ex CF and the next 2 that I was hoping to be my next CF for OTC (when I say OTC I have tried to make the 1st meeting comfortable by just asking them to…

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OT: Name Something You've Bought...

Name something you've bought recently, that has been a total waste of money? Hmmm gee where to start? I spent over $1,000 on a Sonos speaker system for my office, and I have used it about 3 times. iWatch - still sealed in…

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San Diego Stripclub Rules (dancer/customer dates outside)

I'm used to being able to exchange numbers with my customers and hang out with them if I want to outside, when I worked in other states. I do notice that out here, the clubs are more strict about interaction…

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Best Handling of a P4P Venue even seen, in a movie

This was in the film adaptation of Nikos Kazantzakis's novel "Zorba the Greek". Kazantzakis is a very interesting person, having studied under Henri Bergson in Paris. He also wrote "Last Temptation of Christ", and I have often commented…

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What does it mean that Dougster is always calling other people gay?

What does that say about him? And why does he talk about lose screws? What does his need to say such things reveal about himself, especially given that he rarely talks about anything pertaining to women or sex with them? SJG https://sites.google.com/site/sjgportal/home Santana,…

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7 day hooker challenge

For the next seven days im going to fuck the same backpage hooker at the cost of $100 per pop. Im just curious to see how the sex will develop between 2 ppl fucking so much...im assuming near day seven the…

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Just for lopaw. LOL.

1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians? A licker cabinet 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke 3. What do you call…

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How much stripper shit are you willing to put up with to get the pussy?

How many lies? How much money? How many times will you take being stood up? How many unanswered texts or phone calls? I think gawker's tolerance level is much higher than mine. I can take a lot of lies but I'll…

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Want to be a grandpa?

http://cphpost.dk/news/spies-turning-heads-worldwide-with-new-ad-campaign.html

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New Atlanta club

The Crazy Horse in Forest Park is finally going to give it a go and open. This is a Galardi club. See showbars,com. Grand opening is set for Oct16 at 1000PM. The other Forest Park club, Rumers that reopened six…

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stupid overtime

I had 20 bucks on the Steelers at +2.5. Guess I should have held out for +3.

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OT: Charon! Charon! Charon!

It may not have the same ring to it as Mars! Mars! Mars! or Pluto! Pluto! Pluto! but Charon is still brilliant! http://www.nasa.gov/feature/pluto-s-big-moon-charon-reveals-a-colorful-and-violent-history

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Mike Huckabee ad calls Washington a strip club

Huckabee calls Washington a strip club. He seems to think that is a bad thing, but it is the only thing that would ever get me into politics. http://www.businessinsider.com/mike-huckabee-strip-club-ad-washington-2015-10

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Hurricane Joaquin

Forecasters are saying Hurricane Joaquin could bring 'historic' rainfall amounts to the Carolinas. 18 to 20 inches. Holy shit. That's would nearly be as big as my dick.

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Clubs in atlanta where the girls dance on the dick?

Have you ever pulled out your dick and a girl danced on it? If so, what clubs in Atlanta are the best?

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My own Fluffer

This afternoon I visited my favorite club and the dancer on stage was familiar to me, but I've never talked with her. She was a spinner who looked very attractive. As soon as she was off stage I asked her…

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What's your record?

So I was in Follies recently and counted 7 different girls there that I,um, "knew very well." I think it was the most at one time I've ever had there on one shift. What's the most girls working…

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Rickdugan

This is not how you are supposed to pick up dudes, freaking stick to the system and wear your white suit https://youtu.be/I6I59SwWrho

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Hitting on fast food girls and scoring free food

https://youtu.be/QwDHU6mKgmU

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OTC becomes extreme

http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/wayne/2015/10/01/daughter-family-accused-extortion-scheme-dies/73169122/

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Crazy Russians with condoms

https://youtu.be/1jabplD_idk

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Future strip club hound

Kid tries to buy condoms https://youtu.be/UdJ6pnPW2b4

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Crazyjoe trolling McD

https://youtu.be/-6lYyhqpZnc

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Hillary supporters love the Donald

https://youtu.be/CsxXty6vEBA

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Ways of getting BBBJ 'till completion, your preferences?

Do you guys think about sexual choreographies? Do you actually think out what you intend to do with a girl before you see her? I certainly do. Of course it will often depend on what the girl is wearing.…

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Ass: Hard or Soft?

There was a recent discussion on whether you like breasts feeling hard/firm or soft. What about the ass? I'm an ass fan. When girls work out their ass, their ass gets harder and firmer. I'm a fan of girls getting in…

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I really think Stripperweb is a great site....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5g_gs6nnyo

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When is the last time that you LDKed?

Me: Let's go get more dances beautiful, I want to LDK with you. Dancer: Awesome. I live for the LDK. I want to make you cum in your pants. Me: Sounds pathetic. Let's go. WTF? How…

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Redhead apes are the best

My current adventures with John Smith's ex-DS while I wait for my felid army to gather in the states and begin our insurrection has reminded me of the good times I've had with redhead apes. This one time my buddy…

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"Peeple" (YELP for rating people app) would seem to have intriguing potential fo

(except for the fact that you would have to be on it with your "real name" [a "real" Facebook name], and so would be subject to review) http://www.ew.com/article/2015/09/30/peeple-app 'Yelp for people' app will let you 'rate' real-life human beings BY MARY SOLLOSI Posted…

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Fast men like fast women

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/usain-bolt-slaps-strippers-bottom-6547300

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Offtopic weather sucks ever since my vacation ended about a week ago and I bough

I thought I would have at least a weekend to paint or put some sealant on my roof. we had 6 days of almost non stop drizzle with scattered storms mixed in. Now they are saying we might…

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Best stripper nationality

If you live in a diverse area I strongly suggest you find clubs that are stocked with Brazilians. I learned the ways of Brazilian strip clubs too late. Benefits of brazilians: 1.) They see dancing as a respectable profession. You…

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Topless Protest at Ohio Church

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYJ2UvnSUMs

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Has anyone saved a stripper from stripping?

That recent post about the Miami pimp pimping out two ladies at a pompano SC brought back memories from encounter I went through back in the early 90's that I use to go to. It was a dive like SC…

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Future PL!

https://www.facebook.com/510455345658900/videos/831886166849148/?fref=nf

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Stripper Loyalty

A recent PM asking me questions about how I travel on planes with weed reminded me of this story. In hindsight, I should have seen this as a bad omen about the loyalty of the DS. We are leaving Seattle…

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DS made up of your favorite porn stars

So I saw the discussion the other day asking for everyone to describe their DS and the John Smith's post tonight comparing a porn star that looks a lot like his first DS. It got me thinking of a fun…

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Way to go Kerry, once again you made America seem like weak fools....

That is all....

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OT: draftkings and fanduel

I'm thinking about doing it. Anybody done these fantasy leagues? Do you ever win or are these leagues dominated by nerds that research every game? How much did you make? Are they legit?

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DS Twin

This girl comes the closest to any that I've ever seen online to being the original DS. Her looks, voice, attitude, etc it's uncanny how much they resemble one another. My new fav porn actress. Only difference…

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Do you think this guy posts on TUSCL?

Crazy guy trolls CNN headline news by claiming Edward Snowden is Edward Scissorhands! Brilliant! http://jezebel.com/olympic-level-troll-hijacks-hln-segment-on-edward-snowd-1733833133

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I love the mountains

Anyone else love the mountains also? http://hugeboobshugerods.tumblr.com/

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Tongue Lock

Does anyone know what the hell a tongue lock is for a trailer? The guy at the farm store didn't... they sell trailer parts... Then there was an old lady, probably in a mini skirt in the parking lot.…

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Which Providence RI club best for couples?

Hello, thanks to anyone who knows the Providence clubs and can provide some advice on the best club for couples. We're looking for a couples friendly club and the best opportunity for privacy/extras. Some of the reviews have said Cadillac…

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OT: Lunch

A. Greasy Cheeseburger with Fries. B. Soup & Salad. My stomach says A. My quack says B. Which is right?

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DS delusions. The best species has won!

I don't know what is wrong with that John Smith hairless ape. He must really be in love with his ex-DS. well, she's with me now wildebeest boy. I told her that all female hairless apes agree that "once you…

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Ever considered South Dakota for a vacation?

http://www.7deadlymag.com/kush/native-american-tribe-to-open-first-marijuana-resort/

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Do you think there is?

OT: Mars! Mars! Mars! That topic made me ponder a bit. Now we pretty much know the universe is nearly endless and still expanding, so do you believe that this little ol' planet, Earth, supports the only life in the…

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Meow meow it's me.

I signed up on here almost 2 years ago when I first started dancing as dancinggal, and this site has had good info for me ever since. I've been creeping long enough. Lopaw you still here? I made it up…

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I want a burger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45boXIgXFUQ

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Coincidental Thread Titles

I've noticed one can often make a funny connection between two different discussion topic titles. For example - today.... "Flying Fish" and "Running Water on Mars" How cool would that be?

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WWE Divas

Which WWE Divas would you like to see work as a stripper ?

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OT: How to Hook Up with a Waitress

I know this is a forum for learning how to pay strippers for sex .... but does anybody got an idea of how I can pay a waitress for sex? There's a hot waitress at a local dive (and I…

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Handicap dancers in Dallas?

Anyone know anyplace clubs with either an amputee or wheelchair bound strippers.? Preferably around Dallas....

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OTC Digits Ground Rules

I got some digits last week in my second visit to one of the 8 mile clubs. The dancer and I seemed to hit it off pretty well and she gave me her # without me asking (we did vip…

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(Yet another) Stripper Pet Peeve

Last week I was at tier 2 strip club in Atlanta (Flashers). I got some quality time with one of the few hot strippers and way too much information about her vacation. So asked her for some dances…

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Advice to John Smith......

The DS belongs to you, she is yours. You are a lawyer, you can find out shit. Find out who her whale is and ruin his life. Make him disappear. She will come back to you

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Note to self

While getting a bj from one stripper she complains how another stripper sat in a booth right next to us taking away some of our privacy. Then she mentions they are fucking. I confirm with her what she said. She's worried about…

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JS69 sex tape leaked

http://www.xnxx.com/video9846617/very_old_granny_still_loves_to_be_fucked

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Where Is Juice?

I've lost track of all the aliases, is he 72os now? The only guy (to my knowledge) ever to post selfies on a strip club forum. Gotta love it.

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I bet she gets a very positive performance review

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3253312/What-missing-weekend-Woman-accidentally-sends-BOSS-naked-Snapchat-response-make-cringe.html

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Introducing DS II

It's a small little dive club. Not my usual hangout but it has its charms. If I was high, I could maybe spend real money here some night. I'm debating whether a couple of dancers are worth…

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The Price of Extras has Gone Up in Miami

http://www.local10.com/news/man-accused-of-pimping-women-at-miamiarea-strip-clubs/35532810

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OT: Mars! Mars! Mars!

What did folks think about the running water on Mars announcement yesterday? I'm already starting plans for the first strip club to serve the martian colonies! It's be called "Club Brilliant Barsoom!" ;)

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OT: Can anyone stop the Patriots?

They haven't looked this sharp in years. These are driven men. This is what happens when you persecute one guy so ridiculously that he and the rest of his team develop an "us against the world" complex.…

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Good Advice

http://youtu.be/rRLP7r6OuYE

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Do we really need another review of Follies?

It's already past 1,500. We know the place is great. How many times do we need some PL to tell us that its ultra high mileage in the afternoon, a lower mileage black club at night? Can't…

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Blank space

Nice job everyone! Filling up the blank space after the discussions dissappeared

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Flying Fish...

not kidding...this is an amazing looking RC toy... http://airswimmers.com/

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Useless thread

What is the most useless idea you can come up with?

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Pics

Where did pictures go? Now our discussions are MIA also???

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Business Appointment

I am waiting for a business appointment and sitting in front of a gym that has large glass windows. All the treadmills are lined up in front of this window and there are 5 smoking hot girls all under…

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TUSCL Is acting werid

Can only see so many discussion topics, and I don't have a 'Next' button option

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Ass clowns at Twin Peaks

Why do guys try to take pics of themselves in front of Twin Peaks acting like they are butt fucking the elk? Shouldn't they get pics with the waitresses? If you bend them over just right you can act like…

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Confessions

My confession is... the real reason i shit at McD all the time is so i can use the toylet paper i buy to tp houses! What is your confession?

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Stripper Advice - Jedi Master help required

So I'm asking my comrades to give me some advice. I imagine Shadow would give good advice on this topic since he's like the Jedi master of strippers, maybe Juice can chime in as well and tell me what…

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Criteria for a dream stripper

What would your dream stripper be like? Understanding that nobody can ever be perfect at anything, a dream stripper is as close as a dancer could realistically come to perfection for a particular PL in three categories: 1) physical appearance, 2)…

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Gas Station Hotties

I was at the gas ststion this morning that had a drive thru car wash this morning. While pumping my gas there was a hot milf in a Mercedes SUV next to another gas pump, however she was not getting…

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What happened?

To all the discussions?

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Hugging you in the nude

Does anyone else get turned on like me when a dancer hugs you after she gives you lap dances with her clothes still off?

Ballon Fiesta Visitors Guide to Albuquerque Strip Clubs

If you are visiting Albuquerque for the Balloon Fiesta you can have fun in several strip clubs. While Albuquerque is not a destination strip club city, I think the clubs are above average for the US and well worth visiting. If you are going to the balloon fiesta, you will be getting up early in the morning as most of the action is early in the morning. You don’t want to miss the dawn patrol, which means getting up well before sunrise. Driving to the balloon fiesta is possible, and there are plenty of parking spots, but getting there can be crowded and sometimes a bit convoluted. I suggest taking one of the buses which are quick and relatively painless.…