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Oooo, bad news being a male of this kind of spider

deogol
Michigan
Monday, May 2, 2016 10:42 AM
[view link] Arachnologist Dr Matjaz Gregoric, a research associate at the Scientific Research Centre of the Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts said: "Several clades [groups] of spiders whose females evolved giant sizes are known for extreme sexual behaviours such as sexual cannibalism, opportunistic mating, mate-binding, genital mutilation, plugging, and emasculation.

3 comments

  • ime
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    8 years ago
    Sounds like what caused most of SJG's problems. Perhaps his mother was a spider. That doesn't explain his gravy addiction though.
  • JohnSmith69
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    8 years ago
    strippers devour our money after sex which is kinda the same thing that a female spider does, except it's a slower way to die.
  • jackslash
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    8 years ago
    "Scientists were stunned to find a giant female spider that forces males to perform 'oral sex' up to 100 times in one session." JS69, you've found your Dream Spider.
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