Arachnologist Dr Matjaz Gregoric, a research associate at the Scientific Research Centre of the Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts said: "Several clades [groups] of spiders whose females evolved giant sizes are known for extreme sexual behaviours such as sexual cannibalism, opportunistic mating, mate-binding, genital mutilation, plugging, and emasculation.
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Oooo, bad news being a male of this kind of spider
May 2, 2016, 10:42 AM
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Jump to lateststrippers devour our money after sex which is kinda the same thing that a female spider does, except it's a slower way to die.
"Scientists were stunned to find a giant female spider that forces males to perform 'oral sex' up to 100 times in one session."
JS69, you've found your Dream Spider.


Sounds like what caused most of SJG's problems. Perhaps his mother was a spider. That doesn't explain his gravy addiction though.