Arachnologist Dr Matjaz Gregoric, a research associate at the Scientific Research Centre of the Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts said: "Several clades [groups] of spiders whose females evolved giant sizes are known for extreme sexual behaviours such as sexual cannibalism, opportunistic mating, mate-binding, genital mutilation, plugging, and emasculation.
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last commentSounds like what caused most of SJG's problems. Perhaps his mother was a spider. That doesn't explain his gravy addiction though.
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strippers devour our money after sex which is kinda the same thing that a female spider does, except it's a slower way to die.
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"Scientists were stunned to find a giant female spider that forces males to perform 'oral sex' up to 100 times in one session."
JS69, you've found your Dream Spider.
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