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Oooo, bad news being a male of this kind of spider

deogol
deogol16227

Michigan

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Arachnologist Dr Matjaz Gregoric, a research associate at the Scientific Research Centre of the Slovenian Academy of Sciences and Arts said: "Several clades [groups] of spiders whose females evolved giant sizes are known for extreme sexual behaviours such as sexual cannibalism, opportunistic mating, mate-binding, genital mutilation, plugging, and emasculation.

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ime

Sounds like what caused most of SJG's problems. Perhaps his mother was a spider. That doesn't explain his gravy addiction though.

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JohnSmith69

strippers devour our money after sex which is kinda the same thing that a female spider does, except it's a slower way to die.

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jackslash

"Scientists were stunned to find a giant female spider that forces males to perform 'oral sex' up to 100 times in one session."

JS69, you've found your Dream Spider.

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