(in my best Seinfeld voice) What's the deal with strippers and their phones? You would think a stripper would take care of her phone the way a realtor takes care of her car: It's not her chief asset, but it's essential to doing her job well, am I right?
In my considerable experience with strippers and their phones, they:
- lose phones all the time
- change phones all the time -- and change numbers when they trade phones
- give fake phone numbers if they don't want you to contact them
- answer texts sporadically if at all
- answer a paragraph with a few words and a sentence with "lol" or "idk" or something similarly thoughtful
Just in recent weeks, at just one club where I know several dayshift girls very well, I've encountered the following: (1) Ma gave me her number but it never receives my texts -- I get an error message every time (2) Mh gave me her number but she seldom answers my texts (3) D* gave me her number but it's no longer hers -- some doofus texted back that "This isn't D*'s number any more!" (4) J* blew me in VIP, got DATY from me -- everyone enjoyed that VIP visit! -- kissed me nonstop during and after, and offered her number and more fun OTC -- but is now on a break from stripping and doesn't answer my texts. For my own peace of mind, I'm assuming she lost her phone, because no other explanation is acceptable :) (5) L* provided HJ + BBBJ + TF in VIP and gave me her number but lost her phone within a couple of days. Fortunately she had a back-up phone and somehow knew my number, so she texted me to ask for a ride to work -- because she also has transportation issues!
And don't even get me started on strippers and their transportation problems -- that's a whole other rant!
What phone-related drama have you experienced with the ecdysiasts in your life?


Love the phone craziness with strippers. Obviously, it's worth mentioning up front that one should rightfully be suspicious of "lost my phone" and "battery ran out" stories, since they may well just be covering excuses for ignoring you. That said, my experience is that strippers really are constantly losing their phones and running out of juice.
One of my very favorite things is their phone numbers. Changing phone numbers is the way they manage their contacts list -- change number, only give new number out to a chosen few. Often, they'll change their number because too many old customers have it -- although sometimes that's a separate google voice number. But they show the same good judgement in their personal lives also ... from the time they get the new number, they're giving out their number to tons of random guys, until their phone is blowing up from guys they barely remember, and then ... change their # again! lol