Strippers and phones
MrDeuce
Illinois
(in my best Seinfeld voice)
What's the deal with strippers and their phones? You would think a stripper would take care of her phone the way a realtor takes care of her car: It's not her chief asset, but it's essential to doing her job well, am I right?
In my considerable experience with strippers and their phones, they:
* lose phones all the time
* change phones all the time -- and change numbers when they trade phones
* give fake phone numbers if they don't want you to contact them
* answer texts sporadically if at all
* answer a paragraph with a few words and a sentence with "lol" or "idk" or something similarly thoughtful
Just in recent weeks, at just one club where I know several dayshift girls *very* well, I've encountered the following:
(1) M*a gave me her number but it never receives my texts -- I get an error message every time
(2) M*h gave me her number but she seldom answers my texts
(3) D* gave me her number but it's no longer hers -- some doofus texted back that "This isn't D*'s number any more!"
(4) J* blew me in VIP, got DATY from me -- *everyone* enjoyed that VIP visit! -- kissed me nonstop during and after, and offered her number and more fun OTC -- but is now on a break from stripping and doesn't answer my texts. For my own peace of mind, I'm assuming she lost her phone, because no other explanation is acceptable :)
(5) L* provided HJ + BBBJ + TF in VIP and gave me her number but lost her phone within a couple of days. Fortunately she had a back-up phone and somehow knew my number, so she texted me to ask for a ride to work -- because she also has transportation issues!
And don't even get me started on strippers and their transportation problems -- that's a whole other rant!
What phone-related drama have you experienced with the ecdysiasts in your life?
What's the deal with strippers and their phones? You would think a stripper would take care of her phone the way a realtor takes care of her car: It's not her chief asset, but it's essential to doing her job well, am I right?
In my considerable experience with strippers and their phones, they:
* lose phones all the time
* change phones all the time -- and change numbers when they trade phones
* give fake phone numbers if they don't want you to contact them
* answer texts sporadically if at all
* answer a paragraph with a few words and a sentence with "lol" or "idk" or something similarly thoughtful
Just in recent weeks, at just one club where I know several dayshift girls *very* well, I've encountered the following:
(1) M*a gave me her number but it never receives my texts -- I get an error message every time
(2) M*h gave me her number but she seldom answers my texts
(3) D* gave me her number but it's no longer hers -- some doofus texted back that "This isn't D*'s number any more!"
(4) J* blew me in VIP, got DATY from me -- *everyone* enjoyed that VIP visit! -- kissed me nonstop during and after, and offered her number and more fun OTC -- but is now on a break from stripping and doesn't answer my texts. For my own peace of mind, I'm assuming she lost her phone, because no other explanation is acceptable :)
(5) L* provided HJ + BBBJ + TF in VIP and gave me her number but lost her phone within a couple of days. Fortunately she had a back-up phone and somehow knew my number, so she texted me to ask for a ride to work -- because she also has transportation issues!
And don't even get me started on strippers and their transportation problems -- that's a whole other rant!
What phone-related drama have you experienced with the ecdysiasts in your life?
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One of my very favorite things is their phone numbers. Changing phone numbers is the way they manage their contacts list -- change number, only give new number out to a chosen few. Often, they'll change their number because too many old customers have it -- although sometimes that's a separate google voice number. But they show the same good judgement in their personal lives also ... from the time they get the new number, they're giving out their number to tons of random guys, until their phone is blowing up from guys they barely remember, and then ... change their # again! lol
BUT this is the world we live in with strippers. You have to roll with it if you want to tap it when it comes right down to it!
But we always have to remind ourselves: with all due respect to hotstuff, NinaBambina, and other lovely ladies on this board, if strippers in general made great decisions and sound choices in life, they probably wouldn't be strippers and we wouldn't have the fun with them that we so enjoy.
Number changing can be a way to escape bad news ex boyfriends.
GACA made a great joke a few days ago about stripper phones only working ITC.
some of those girls had no interest in texting you
On a recent visit to see a potential favorite girl I truly thought I would have to find another dancer to entertain me. The girl spent nearly five minutes looking around the club for her lost phone. She finally found it in a chair on the main floor. But not before making at least two trips into VIP and the dressing room looking there. Black phones/phone cases in a very dark club makes it even more difficult to locate phones. Another reason I will never take my primary phone into a SC.
Fake number or out of $.
(2) M*h gave me her number but she seldom answers my texts
Google Voice number or something. Not a real cellphone.
(3) D* gave me her number but it's no longer hers -- some doofus texted back that "This isn't D*'s number any more!"
Her pimp's phone. I let an exgf have a spare phone on my family plan for 2 weeks once, completely reasonable if some unintended calls come in.
(4) J* blew me in VIP, got DATY from me -- *everyone* enjoyed that VIP visit! -- kissed me nonstop during and after, and offered her number and more fun OTC -- but is now on a break from stripping and doesn't answer my texts. For my own peace of mind, I'm assuming she lost her phone, because no other explanation is acceptable :)
Unknown circumstances.
(5) L* provided HJ + BBBJ + TF in VIP and gave me her number but lost her phone within a couple of days. Fortunately she had a back-up phone and somehow knew my number, so she texted me to ask for a ride to work -- because she also has transportation issues!
Smart enough to backup her contacts to a website.
Girls quit (and return) all the time. They aren't McDonald's, always there and available, they're more like food trucks. But at least food trucks usually post schedules online.
Lol. I am going to be honest here, I don't always respond promptly --- clearly, yes, promptly, not always. However, it depends on if it's a "priority customer" ie a big spender and/or one I've built a rapport with. There are times when I will forget entirely to text back until they next day. That's not me being purposefully dismissive though, I just sometimes get busy and forget.
I'd still have that same number too, but my sister jumped onto my phone plan without my permission. Not only did Verizon let her do this without my permission, but they also added other leeches to my phone plan without telling me and WITHOUT RAISING OUR DATA PLAN. So it was five people sharing data that was meant for one or two people; they were all leeches incapable of paying their own bills so I got stuck with a $1500 bill (we went way over on data). I had to pay all 1500 myself, had to pay to keep their lines suspended, and they wouldn't switch their lines into their own names. The next bill was 2K so I said fuck it and switched providers.
It kinda sucks, because I lost some long term regulars' numbers. Luckily my gmail saved some of them.
I think there's an extent to which we ascribe to "stripper phone flakiness", things that are really "older person phone etiquette vs young person text etiquette". IME with younger people who've grown up texting, a text isn't always a high priority deal, and things like "I checked your text but was super busy, then forgot about it, then remembered about it when I looked at my texts the next day" is a pretty common story. So are passive-aggressive techniques like simply not returning texts at all. With older people, all of that is perceived as an insult ... unless it's dangerous because you're doing something like driving, you should at least text back "busy, talk later" or whatever. I do think strippers uplevel this to high art, but younger people are more relaxed about this even with non-strippers
Women dont have the balls to tell people to fuck off by phone call or text. They dont want to let down the dirtbag chick or guy, instead they will change their number so dirtbag cant contact them anymore. If dirtbag chick/guy figures out how to contact the woman, she just says "I lost/broke/changed my number, and im so sorry I forgot to give it you" instead of saying telling dirtbag the number was changed specifically because of dirtbag. Pathetic.