I blame obama...

Hell, why stop there !! Let's blame the Great Flood back in Noah's time. SHEESH !!

:)

"The system by rickyboy failing me"

Brilliant!

"Juices inability to spell"

Double brilliant! I love the absence of the apostrophe!

Obama's not worried. He blames Bush. Anybody but him. Some blame Hillary. She was Secretary of State I thought. Pelosi, a high ranking democrat in congress, helped get Obama care passed saying we have to pass the bill to find out what's in it. They didn't bother to read what was in it. The public keeps voting for these fools again and again.

I blame Obama for Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy not being real.

And also for stagnant wages, the increased "hidden" inflation rate, the real unemployment rate, and for covered blow jobs, because Obama doesn't like any jobs, especially blow jobs.

meat72, i thought he liked blow jobs? no wait, that was bill.

Bill liked BJ's Holy Cow. I never would have imagined. :)

To CL87. Bill liked receiving Obama likes giving.

Thanks, Obama!

That's a shorter list than I had expected.

^ I can add to it if you like.

World war 2
Hiroshima
The disappearance of dougster
Bird flu
The extinction of the dinosaurs
Gang violence
Hurricane Katrina
George clooney's batman
Alzheimer's
Kim jong un
China being overpopulated

Thanks obama!

And 10 years ago we blamed Bush for all of those. In 4 years we'll be blaming them on someone new.

Nice to always have a scapegoat.

To add to the list -

The overpriced air dances in Orlando.
The poor quality of strip clubs in DC.
The crappy bikini requirement of NJ clubs. Can't even show titties!
The lack of extras in northeastern Pa clubs.
The fact that weed isn't legal in all states.
Ass implants not being covered by obamacare?

Let's not forget Ted Cruz either!

In all fairness, we should blame Hillary on Bill and the people of Arkansas....

Yea, can't wait until Trump gets in there and fixes every single problem we have simply by negotiating a better deal

"the disappearance of Dougster"

Chessmaster for the win. LOL

The appearance of SJGuy

Add to that the disappearance of DrPhil. He's been missing for two weeks.

Dougster. . . . . . I hope invoking its' name doesn't bring it back to life. I'll blame Obama then. :)

^^ LOL I don't recall having any interaction with him but he did have a hard on for a few guys here. I wonder what happened to him.
*Note* I did not invoke his name.

My girl won't let me fuck her in the ass.

Blame Obama!

It's still cold up in Michigan, blame Obama.

Lust girls must cover their nipples, blame Hillary for not enforcing equal rights. Men can take their shirt off outside but women can't inside a strip club of all places in multiple locations in Greenville, SC. Now not only are bare female nipples not allowed but women have to be careful not to grab their breasts as well or the Greenville solicitor considers even that a sexual act. I blame Obama, Hillary, and Pelosi for these prudes holding office allowing unequal rights.