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I blame obama...

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SupremerulerVIP111257

Illinois

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

For

World hunger Zika Ebola Isis Stds Juices inability to spell The death of superman The holocaust Teen pregnancy Fidel Castro Donald trump The bulls not making the playoffs The system by rickyboy failing me San Jose gay Cancer Racism Sexism Xenophobia The invention of twerking Drug addiction Country music Fetty wap Obesity Deflategate The economy Bruce(caitlyn?) Jenner

Thanks obama!

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vincemichaels

Hell, why stop there !! Let's blame the Great Flood back in Noah's time. SHEESH !!

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vincemichaels

:)

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4got2wipe

"The system by rickyboy failing me"

Brilliant!

"Juices inability to spell"

Double brilliant! I love the absence of the apostrophe!

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sharkhunter

Obama's not worried. He blames Bush. Anybody but him. Some blame Hillary. She was Secretary of State I thought. Pelosi, a high ranking democrat in congress, helped get Obama care passed saying we have to pass the bill to find out what's in it. They didn't bother to read what was in it. The public keeps voting for these fools again and again.

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Mate27

I blame Obama for Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth fairy not being real.

And also for stagnant wages, the increased "hidden" inflation rate, the real unemployment rate, and for covered blow jobs, because Obama doesn't like any jobs, especially blow jobs.

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CaraLynn87

meat72, i thought he liked blow jobs? no wait, that was bill.

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vincemichaels

Bill liked BJ's Holy Cow. I never would have imagined. :)

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flagooner

To CL87. Bill liked receiving Obama likes giving.

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jackslash

Thanks, Obama!

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Cashman1234

That's a shorter list than I had expected.

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Supremeruler

^ I can add to it if you like.

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Supremeruler

World war 2 Hiroshima The disappearance of dougster Bird flu The extinction of the dinosaurs Gang violence Hurricane Katrina George clooney's batman Alzheimer's Kim jong un China being overpopulated

Thanks obama!

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jester214

And 10 years ago we blamed Bush for all of those. In 4 years we'll be blaming them on someone new.

Nice to always have a scapegoat.

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Cashman1234

To add to the list -

The overpriced air dances in Orlando. The poor quality of strip clubs in DC. The crappy bikini requirement of NJ clubs. Can't even show titties! The lack of extras in northeastern Pa clubs. The fact that weed isn't legal in all states. Ass implants not being covered by obamacare?

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ATACdawg

Let's not forget Ted Cruz either!

In all fairness, we should blame Hillary on Bill and the people of Arkansas....

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Lone_Wolf

Yea, can't wait until Trump gets in there and fixes every single problem we have simply by negotiating a better deal

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motorhead

"the disappearance of Dougster"

Chessmaster for the win. LOL

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mikeya02

The appearance of SJGuy

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Bavarian

Add to that the disappearance of DrPhil. He's been missing for two weeks.

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vincemichaels

Dougster. . . . . . I hope invoking its' name doesn't bring it back to life. I'll blame Obama then. :)

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440viking

^^ LOL I don't recall having any interaction with him but he did have a hard on for a few guys here. I wonder what happened to him. Note I did not invoke his name.

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larryfisherman

My girl won't let me fuck her in the ass.

Blame Obama!

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sharkhunter

It's still cold up in Michigan, blame Obama.

Lust girls must cover their nipples, blame Hillary for not enforcing equal rights. Men can take their shirt off outside but women can't inside a strip club of all places in multiple locations in Greenville, SC. Now not only are bare female nipples not allowed but women have to be careful not to grab their breasts as well or the Greenville solicitor considers even that a sexual act. I blame Obama, Hillary, and Pelosi for these prudes holding office allowing unequal rights.

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