Neither a fun nor valuable experience

So I went to All Stars on this Saturday night because it was one of the few clubs I had called that were showing the Pacquiao fight. Most were showing the bullshit UFC garbage. Not my taste. Cover was $15. Ouch. There was also nowhere to sit because half the tables had "Reserved" signs on them. To which most of them remained empty throughout the evening. Very annoying. So I had to sit at the bar where two very unfriendly bartenders eventually got to me and asked what I wanted. I asked what their specials were tonight, as every strip club has some kind of shitty liquor on special in this town. He said, "nothing." Great. So I thought, whatever the fuck ever, and ordered a sprite and vodka. $7.75, which wouldn't have been bad compared to most other clubs prices after 10pm. But it was a quarter to 9pm and this was their price. Oh well. So I look up at the big screen and the undercard fights were on, but no sound. I can understand this. With no music playing, the girls don't dance on stage and can't make as much money. Still, it was early in the night, and there'd have been plenty of time after the fight for the girls to make money, but whatever, I get it. So I shifted my focus to the girls on the stages. They looked great. I frequent the cheaper clubs and mostly on cheap nights, so I can honestly say there is a big quality gap here. These $20/dance girls at All Stars looked fit, had amazing curves, wore nicer outfits and generally put more effort into their stage performance. There was a black girl wearing red bra and panties that particularly struck me. She had large fake breasts and an ass to match. I definitely wouldn't have minded getting a dance or two after the fight. So I go to drain the snake, come back, and my seat at the bar had been taken. No biggie. So I sit down the bar at an open seat at the end. A couple of minutes go by, then the friendly bartender tells me I'm in someone's seat. Apparently the half drank shot glass that was on the bar in front of me was saving his seat or something? Nevermind that I left a half empty glass at my seat when I left to use the restroom. So I stand for a while until a seat opened up and then the main event starts. Pretty lame fight. I was hoping Bradley would put up a better showing than he did. Not once did a girl approach me during the time I was there. I just never felt comfortable or welcomed here. Ended up saving the rest of my money and going to Blush right after instead. Got there at 1am. Friendly door girl said no cover. I sit down and promptly get greeted by a cute little black spinner. She gives me a high mileage lapdance at $10/dance and I go home happy. I think I'm gonna look for a different place to watch my next boxing PPV. Any suggestions?