Why do I like johnsmith
vincemichaels
Detroit
I like johnsmith, one of our TUSCL people. He is smart, he is personable and he wears his heart on his sleeve. He tells us of life in the strip club lane. I don't always agree with his views, but I respect his right to them and his Constitutionally protected right of free speech. What do you folks think??
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1. He starts a lot of discussion threads.
2. His discussions draw a lot of comments--whether positive or negative.
3. He writes such good sex stories that I cancelled my subscription to Penthouse Forum. I used to write up my sexual exploits, but on re-reading them I found them cringe-worthy. I like John's stories much more.
4. He keeps organizing TUSCL meets. I organized one meet a few years ago, and I would never go thru the hassle again.
5. He writes well. He knows how to put his thoughts clearly into words (unlike some posters who ramble on in dense, incomprehensible sentences.)
6. He has definite opinions. I don't always agree with him, but I know where he stands.
1. He compliments me.
2. I enjoy his stories vicariously
3. His prose is comprehensible
4. He is a lightning rod for controversy & conversation.
5. His behavior flies in the face of the old saw: "All things in moderation"
I do hate to "toot my own horn" here, but please don't forget some of my truly great accomplishments:
1. Tireless advocate for marijuana culture.
2. Uncovered and disclosed the true identity of jerikson40.
3. Extraordinary stripper parenting skills.
4. And of course my proudest moment: discoverer of the existence of dream strippers.
I do value tuscl, and I appreciate all of you who aren't sadists. Where else could we possibly share our strip club exploits and be understood, accepted, appreciated, and occasionally even celebrated.
rickdugan's stories always seem to involve an angle. The guy seems obsessed with saving trivial amounts of money by doing this or that bottom feeding behavior. And he never seems to drive sober! Not brilliant! :(
In sharp contrast, JohnSmith69's always seems joyful! I don't know how much exaggeration each of them engages in, but I will say that if only one of them is exaggerating I sincerely hope it is JohnSmith69!
I've never been pro-drug (or pro-alcohol for that matter) but JohnSmith69 has convinced me that maybe marijuana isn't so bad. I sort of have the feeling that if rickdugan smoked marijuana he'd be more like JohnSmith69. And that would be brilliant! ;)
** I will say that if only one of them is NOT exaggerating I sincerely hope it is JohnSmith69! **
Fixed it! Sorry about being non-brilliant there! ;)
His penchant for avoiding stupidity and taking criticism is helpful to maintaining a stead with TUSCL. Also, not sucking up to Juice is amazing. Juice may be TUSCL's franchise member, uh huh huh, I said "member".
(2)His posts include many delusional topics, including things like (a) why men age like fine wine (b) why young women enjoy fucking older men (c) what older men can teach teenage girls about sex
(3)He writes about enjoying face-fucking young girls and other things that reek of misogyny..
(4)He's a perfect example of how not to grow old gracefully, an example of what I hope to never become in the next decade or so.
(5) I DON'T enjoy his stories vicariously; his description of making out with and fucking teenage girls is simply beyond repulsive
(6) The fact that he's engaging in prostitution is couched and hidden in stupid, inane, euphemisms like "dream stripper."
...other than that, JS is a swell guy.
I have nothing to add except:
(1) I always find JS69's sex stories well-written and entertaining.
(2) He is remarkably open about his sexual exploits.
(3) Someone with his right-libertarian bent should resist the dubious charms of the Trumpster. #nevertrump!
(4) DS is, indeed, a stupid and unnecessary acronym that *nobody* else uses with a straight face.
The TUSCL discussion board is a richer place because of John's presence.
The difference in that regard in comparison to SJGuy is that I have learned to skip all of his, except when he posts as SJGay. I read all of those.
Thumbs up on JS. In fact, I'll tell you one thing that I respect the hell out of JS for. I've been pretty vocal about urging people not to use terms like DS, not to over-romanticize strippers, and employing explicit terms and colorful metaphors ("fucking retarded") in this endeavor. JS, in something that is unprecedented on the internet, not only doesn't take that as a personal attack on himself (which it is NOT -- it's not even remotely directed at JS, he is handling his stuff), but often agrees that "DSing isn't for everyone".
Basically, the shark wanted me to convey his admiration for John. John has his limitations, but he's a good guy for a damn dirty ape. And he has good taste in dream strippers. When his first dream stripper was a part of my harem she was one of the best. the shark really loved what she did to his claspers. That slut did some really dirty things with that shark.
You all should have been there when the shark, the vulture, and I did a three way with her. I didn't know that female hairless apes could take a BSLC up their ass while a vulture gives them beak and they tongue shark claspers. I was a thing a beauty.
Anyway, the shark and I raise our glasses to you John. And I promise not to steal your next dream stripper.
Unless she's really hot. ROAR!
Go, Johnny, Go....
I didn't know that you swung that way Papi_Chulo! It's all brilliant!
As for me, I find JohnSmith69 entertaining and definitely NOT d-baggy but I wouldn't go so far as to say sexy! No disrespect to you JohnSmith69! I'm just not in a position to judge!