Trivia question: how do you get the stripper?
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
You're in an extras club that you rarely visit. The little head demands satisfaction this evening, and of course he must be obeyed. But there's not one dancer that turns you on. What a slow night.
Just as you're ready to give up, you spot her going up for her stage set. A 9.5, your perfect type, and if she works here she very likely sells her body for sex. This is exactly what you came for tonight.
But there's a problem. She's been with what appears to be a whale. He's throwing money around everywhere. This is why you didn't see her earlier. She was in the corner with this guy, probably for hours.
As she takes the stage, three guys immediately come up to tip her. You can't see exactly what she gets, but there are clearly a lot of bills, probably $30-40 in ones at least. They sit down and a couple more guys come up to show their appreciation. This keeps happening over and over. Guys are on her like flies on shit. No surprise since she's so much hotter than the others.
Finally there's a break. You jump up to the stage just before the last song is over. She comes up to you. She's completely nude with her legs slightly spread apart, promising you paradise. You have only about ten seconds with her before the last song ends. The little head is at full attention, demanding to be released. He must be obeyed. She smiles at you. It's been years since you wanted a woman as much as you want this one.
The club closes in an hour and a half so you don't have all night. This is almost certainly your only chance. What do you do to get the girl?
What did John do?
Just as you're ready to give up, you spot her going up for her stage set. A 9.5, your perfect type, and if she works here she very likely sells her body for sex. This is exactly what you came for tonight.
But there's a problem. She's been with what appears to be a whale. He's throwing money around everywhere. This is why you didn't see her earlier. She was in the corner with this guy, probably for hours.
As she takes the stage, three guys immediately come up to tip her. You can't see exactly what she gets, but there are clearly a lot of bills, probably $30-40 in ones at least. They sit down and a couple more guys come up to show their appreciation. This keeps happening over and over. Guys are on her like flies on shit. No surprise since she's so much hotter than the others.
Finally there's a break. You jump up to the stage just before the last song is over. She comes up to you. She's completely nude with her legs slightly spread apart, promising you paradise. You have only about ten seconds with her before the last song ends. The little head is at full attention, demanding to be released. He must be obeyed. She smiles at you. It's been years since you wanted a woman as much as you want this one.
The club closes in an hour and a half so you don't have all night. This is almost certainly your only chance. What do you do to get the girl?
What did John do?
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Or maybe just whip out your dick?
Have enough for 15min with no tips...since she is stuck in the back with you give her the minimum for a BBBJ then make her vomit
Maybe more like Adonis needed Tessa
Then I motioned her face down to mine. I said substantially the following:
I have a bunch more Benjamin's in my pocket that I want to give you. I know you're with that guy in the corner, and lots of guys have tipped you, but I have more money than all of them. A lot more. And I'm prepared to spend it on you. Come see me.
After a couple minutes back stage, she comes by. She says that she has to tell the other guy goodbye but then she'll come back to me. OK I say. The next few minutes will determine the return on my investment. The question is does he pay her enough on a regular basis to overcome my promise of riches on just this night. Or not.
15, 20, then 25. The minutes pass, and I have my answer. I'm not the whale tonight. I know that I should leave but I just can't accept defeat. I'll get over the loss of the $100. I was willing to risk the loss. But every time I run my system, I expect to get what I want. Confidence is part of the system so that makes sense. But sometimes my confidence is misplaced.
Just as I'm in the depths of sorrow for myself, I see her smiling face next to me. The whale is gone, and for the next hour she's mine. Bad news: she's not as much of a slut as I had assumed. Damn. She's not a prostitute, blah, blah, I hate that speech. Heard it a hundred times before.
Nevertheless, I do talk her into enough mileage to let the little head emerge and release. He's happy so we reach terms. She doesn't get nearly as many Benjamin's as she could have, but still we both left happy.
John, you should be ashamed of yourself! You know better than this. Benjamin Franklin was not a president.
Sadly I'm not sure I can ever be a "beached" whale so to speak.
Picking up strippers is kinda like poker - you gotta know when to bluff. JS69 had to get this girls attention because he had other guys chasing her in addition to a whale. Tough competition, so what he did is understandable. Now if the whale wasn't there and the place was dead, and the girl was sitting in the corner by herself playing on her phone - then he would have been foolish to dump that money on her while she was on stage, especially on a random weeknight.
I probably would have left frustrated.
But I would have got her name and a schedule and/or number to see if we could ever meet again one day.
Being rushed in a club isn't my idea of s good time. Probably why I like days/afternoons during the week at a club. It's a much more relaxed vibe.
Yes Warhawks coming back on a slow day/evening is a logical option. Except as I noted I don't get to this club much. Probably wouldn't be back in the next year.
Shailynn, on a slow night I probably would've tipped her $10 or so. Whatever it took to be the biggest tipper and get her attention.
LDK, no disrespect to your system, but you couldn't possibly get this one. Not on the night I described.
Is there any dancer who would be able to say no to weed?