Trivia question: how do you get the stripper?
You're in an extras club that you rarely visit. The little head demands satisfaction this evening, and of course he must be obeyed. But there's not one dancer that turns you on. What a slow night.
Just as you're ready to give up, you spot her going up for her stage set. A 9.5, your perfect type, and if she works here she very likely sells her body for sex. This is exactly what you came for tonight.
But there's a problem. She's been with what appears to be a whale. He's throwing money around everywhere. This is why you didn't see her earlier. She was in the corner with this guy, probably for hours.
As she takes the stage, three guys immediately come up to tip her. You can't see exactly what she gets, but there are clearly a lot of bills, probably $30-40 in ones at least. They sit down and a couple more guys come up to show their appreciation. This keeps happening over and over. Guys are on her like flies on shit. No surprise since she's so much hotter than the others.
Finally there's a break. You jump up to the stage just before the last song is over. She comes up to you. She's completely nude with her legs slightly spread apart, promising you paradise. You have only about ten seconds with her before the last song ends. The little head is at full attention, demanding to be released. He must be obeyed. She smiles at you. It's been years since you wanted a woman as much as you want this one.
The club closes in an hour and a half so you don't have all night. This is almost certainly your only chance. What do you do to get the girl?
What did John do?
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last commentFlash a roll of Benjamins but only tip a couple dollars?
Or maybe just whip out your dick?
Flash a roll of $100...tip her $100 and tell her you have to have her now.
John fucked her in the mouth
GACA is on the right track. But what do you say to her? It's not enough to just flash money.
I said tell her "You're the most stunning girl I've ever seen and I need you all to myself right now, I don't know what the others…
Tell her you must make passionate love to her right now !!! Then say let's go champagne room right now full hour Plus tips...I need you like Rocky…
Then once in champagne tell her you only Have enough for 15min with no tips...since she is stuck in the back with you give her the minimum for a…
^^^ Maybe like Rocky needed Bullwinkle because if JS69 is thinks she's hot then she's way to young to know who Rocky & Adrian are...
Maybe more like Adonis…
Lmfao
I held the bill out for a couple of seconds to be sure that she registered the dead president on my offering. In hindsight, this probably wasn't…
Franklin isn't a dead president.
"I held the bill out for a couple of seconds to be sure that she registered the dead president on my offering. In hindsight, this probably wasn't necessary…
Shit !! You're right, jackslash !
Ok I get an F in American history. I got the girl which is what matters.
If I was a regular, then I'd be a bigger whale. But sometimes you're an occasional visitor so showmanship is all you've got.
The woes of a traveling man...
Sadly I'm not sure I can ever be a "beached" whale so to speak.
Picking up strippers is kinda like poker -…
I probably would have left frustrated. But I would have got her name and a schedule and/or number to see if we could ever meet again one day.
Being…
I always try and keep this in mind: "I'll beg for pussy and I'll pay for pussy, but I won't beg to pay for pussy"
Don't see how I was begging. I just made her a very attractive offer.
Yes Warhawks coming back on a slow day/evening is a logical option.…
The only problem I see JS is that you may have made her feel like a prostitute with the line you gave her. Remember even if they…
I don't get it at all. All you guys have accomplished is to make her think she is worth more than she really is. That is nothing to…
I don't see anything real note worthy or skillful here. You paid the most to rent the pussy at that time.
*to try to rent
If I think she was worth it, and it was my money to spend, and it worked to get most of what I wanted, why exactly should I…
Absolutely its your money spend it as you see fit but remember that when these girls develop golden pussy syndrome and start acting all entitled this is where…
John Is ok. It's the married whales that piss me off. There was one I thought about ruining his life....but nah, just a Scorpio fantasy
My answer is: I absolutely don't want that stripper. I think John's way is about as smooth a way as you can do it, but it's so…
i was thinking that you'd show her some of your edibles? Since the other patrons were playing a cash bidding game - it's best to change the currency…