I might be gay but Kate Upton doesn't do it for me at all. If she danced at a club I walked into I wouldn't get up from the stage but I wouldn't get dances from her either.
How does marriage interfere with an imaginary romance? Can't you just imagine having an affair with her?
By the way, while she's obviously too old for me and I suspect that her breasts may be fake, she's nevertheless extremely hot.
Well she's stupid 'cause he cheated on her. And he's stupid 'cause his game is always better when they're not together.
I've said before and I'll say it again; Kate Upton's body looks nice when she's airbrushed on a magazine or wearing a corset under her clothes, but without those helpful things she's shaped like a refrigerator with tits.
Here's an unedited shot of her from behind. Awful:
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Fucker gets engaged and then goes out and gets absolutely shelled by none other than the Cleveland Indians!!!
I'm starting to think there's something to this whole deal that he's a better pitcher when she's not around...
Well, well, some pretty high appearance standards from this crowd.
Considering any of us stands about as much of a chance at scoring a SI model as Lincoln Chafee had of becoming President...
"Both will be past their primes by the next Winter Olympics".
Verlander has been past his prime for three or four years now. It's no coincidence it all started when he started dating Upton. Upton is decent, but she's a little chunky.
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