When I die, please notify the strippers ...

May 1, 2016, 8:45 AM

Everyone's got a little something embarrassing and pathetic in their closet, here's mine...

The few of you who bother to wade through my posts, already know that I tend to spend a LOT of time with my ATFs (3-5 hours per trip, as often as once a week), and often end up in OTC relationships and even real friendships that last for years. Main point: I get pretty close with my strippers. So, I have standing "when I do, please notify" orders with my best buddy. He gets updated every 6 months on: here are the real names and phone numbers of the girls I'm really close with, if I get hit by a bus tomorrow, please let them know... they wouldn't have any other way to know why I disappeared, otherwise. Right now, the list only has one name: my "true ATATF", an ex bodyrub girl who I've become very close with. At times though, the list has as many as 3-4 girls.

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JohnSmith699 years ago

You should have him post something about the bus wreck on tuscl too.

Subraman9 years ago

That's a good idea. Hell, I may have him recount some of our juiciest stories (this guy is my #1 wingman, he gets full story disclosure) for you guys. Ok, I'll add tuscl to my "when I die" list

shailynn9 years ago

Just tell the girls not to show up at your funeral.

When I first started with the company I have been with for 15 years now, there was this guy who was wild and a playboy type who had 2 girlfriends that I knew of. They were both crazy and he didn't try to hide them from anyone. He would even bring them to work functions as his wife was a homebody. One day he dropped dead of a heart attack and at his funeral one of the girlfriends came and caused a big scene. I felt so bad for his wife, she was so humiliated.

vincemichaels9 years ago

Nice, shailynn, I can imagine the problem scene. I agree with you, Subraman, it's only right.

Cashman12349 years ago

Just a thought - maybe it's best they not be notified. If they know you've passed - and they need money - they could contest your will.

jackslash9 years ago

Strippers can show up at my funeral. I don't care.

Corvus9 years ago

If only the dancers would let us know when they are moving on. Oh, well.

Good plan too. I've considered something similar but decided to just avoid busses instead.

georgmicrodong9 years ago

My ATF and I are not Facebook friends on my real account, but I told her I don't have any problem with her following me if she wants to.

The lawyer who wrote my will, and is the executor, has private instructions to notify my ATF if I die suddenly, and if something happens to him, his firm will do it. He also has instructions to tell no one else about it.

I keep him apprised of her contact info.

He didn't seem surprised or discomfited at all when I asked him about it, either.

She's the only one for whom I've made such arrangements. Ever.

mikeya029 years ago

No one is getting rich when I die

azdd9 years ago

Probably a good idea for those like me with a very compartmentalized life that isolates SC activity from real life. I've know my ATF for 17 years so I would want someone to let her know.