When I die, please notify the strippers ...
Subraman
Car key and wallet dating your sister
The few of you who bother to wade through my posts, already know that I tend to spend a LOT of time with my ATFs (3-5 hours per trip, as often as once a week), and often end up in OTC relationships and even real friendships that last for years. Main point: I get pretty close with my strippers. So, I have standing "when I do, please notify" orders with my best buddy. He gets updated every 6 months on: here are the real names and phone numbers of the girls I'm really close with, if I get hit by a bus tomorrow, please let them know... they wouldn't have any other way to know why I disappeared, otherwise. Right now, the list only has one name: my "true ATATF", an ex bodyrub girl who I've become very close with. At times though, the list has as many as 3-4 girls.
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When I first started with the company I have been with for 15 years now, there was this guy who was wild and a playboy type who had 2 girlfriends that I knew of. They were both crazy and he didn't try to hide them from anyone. He would even bring them to work functions as his wife was a homebody. One day he dropped dead of a heart attack and at his funeral one of the girlfriends came and caused a big scene. I felt so bad for his wife, she was so humiliated.
Good plan too. I've considered something similar but decided to just avoid busses instead.
The lawyer who wrote my will, and is the executor, has private instructions to notify my ATF if I die suddenly, and if something happens to *him*, his firm will do it. He also has instructions to tell no one else about it.
I keep him apprised of her contact info.
He didn't seem surprised or discomfited at all when I asked him about it, either.
She's the *only* one for whom I've made such arrangements. Ever.