Everyone's got a little something embarrassing and pathetic in their closet, here's mine...
The few of you who bother to wade through my posts, already know that I tend to spend a LOT of time with my ATFs (3-5 hours per trip, as often as once a week), and often end up in OTC relationships and even real friendships that last for years. Main point: I get pretty close with my strippers. So, I have standing "when I do, please notify" orders with my best buddy. He gets updated every 6 months on: here are the real names and phone numbers of the girls I'm really close with, if I get hit by a bus tomorrow, please let them know... they wouldn't have any other way to know why I disappeared, otherwise. Right now, the list only has one name: my "true ATATF", an ex bodyrub girl who I've become very close with. At times though, the list has as many as 3-4 girls.
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last commentYou should have him post something about the bus wreck on tuscl too.
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That's a good idea. Hell, I may have him recount some of our juiciest stories (this guy is my #1 wingman, he gets full story disclosure) for you guys. Ok, I'll add tuscl to my "when I die" list
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Just tell the girls not to show up at your funeral.
When I first started with the company I have been with for 15 years now, there was this guy who was wild and a playboy type who had 2 girlfriends that I knew of. They were both crazy and he didn't try to hide them from anyone. He would even bring them to work functions as his wife was a homebody. One day he dropped dead of a heart attack and at his funeral one of the girlfriends came and caused a big scene. I felt so bad for his wife, she was so humiliated.
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Nice, shailynn, I can imagine the problem scene. I agree with you, Subraman, it's only right.
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Just a thought - maybe it's best they not be notified. If they know you've passed - and they need money - they could contest your will.
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Strippers can show up at my funeral. I don't care.
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If only the dancers would let us know when they are moving on. Oh, well.
Good plan too. I've considered something similar but decided to just avoid busses instead.
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My ATF and I are not Facebook friends on my real account, but I told her I don't have any problem with her following me if she wants to.
The lawyer who wrote my will, and is the executor, has private instructions to notify my ATF if I die suddenly, and if something happens to him, his firm will do it. He also has instructions to tell no one else about it.
I keep him apprised of her contact info.
He didn't seem surprised or discomfited at all when I asked him about it, either.
She's the only one for whom I've made such arrangements. Ever.
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No one is getting rich when I die
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Probably a good idea for those like me with a very compartmentalized life that isolates SC activity from real life. I've know my ATF for 17 years so I would want someone to let her know.
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