A new one for me

34 comments

• K

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  8 years ago

  her parents aren't an issue other than it being awkward.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  If you need to run zig zag don't run in a straight line make it hard for him to get a bead on you.
• twentyfive

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  8 years ago

  I just thought of a new idea for you. Instead of telling these babes that you are an attorney try telling them that you are a theology professor, and you can have them saying oh god, if they do the champagne room with you.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  Eh in the past I used to buy Toys R Us giftcards for strippers kids, in your case, maybe you should bring a pizza, a bottle of wine and the latest movie from Redbox for the parents!
• ATACdawg

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  8 years ago

  Or maybe a Toys 'R' Us gift certificate for their kid, lol!
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  That's the whole story, John? You gonna knock on the door and meet the parents? You gonna show them your business card so they know you're a great guy?
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Right
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  
  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
• NinaBambina

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  8 years ago

  I took tonight off and smoked a couple blunts and ate some edibles - this is going to make this story hilarious to me as I approach Space Level!
• chessmaster

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  8 years ago

  ^yea, this should be good as I've had a few cold ones already. But no blunts. :(
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  I refuse to knock on the door. I waited until she was outside at the road and drove by to pick her up quickly. No shotgun.
  
  So far so good. Of course, now I also have to bring her home high at around 2-3 am. Keeping the HK handy.
  
  
• gawker

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  8 years ago

  Not only have I done that many times but one 26 year old dancer has a mother who is 40 and lives with her and her grandfather ( who's younger than I) and the mother recently started texting me, asking for advice regarding strife in their household. Then the dancer went into court ordered detox at a locked facility & the mother went to detox for 5 days.
  When she got out she started calling me, asked me to come by to help her; which I declined. She then had the temerity to ask me for money. If you're thinking a mother-daughter 3 way, it's a bad thought. I wouldn't fuck her with Juice's dick. Pure fugly.
  My ATF's mother recently Western Unioned me $2500 in order to bail out her daughter. The mother says she trusts me more than her daughter. Once, many years ago I had had an especially trying night with her daughter which involved drugs, escaped convicts, a hospital visit, and local police. At 2:30 am I was dropping a key into the mother's mailbox and she opened the door. I explained to Mom, that I was totally fed up with her daughter who had been supporting herself as a $500 an hour prostitute with me and 2 other men. The mother nodded, said she understood my anger and was surprised that she was getting $500 an hour.
  By the time I meet the mothers they're not surprised or upset by anything.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Don't worry, I'm sure her parents appreciate you indirectly helping out w/ the mortgage payment
• Subraman

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  8 years ago

  The funny thing is, you're probably older than her parents, per gawker's predictable fun story along those lines. I'm pretty close with the mother of my all-time ATF, and ATF's mom is 10 years younger than me Unlike the mom in gawker's story, this one used to be a super hot milf when I first met her a few years ago, but has unfortunately put on a ton of weight between then and now.
• JamesSD

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  8 years ago

  I know a number of strippers who live with mom and dad.
• goldmongerATL

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  8 years ago

  I know a stripper whose mom strips with her at the same club. Saw them today. They worked the same stage at the same time. At least they did not do a lesbo show together. That would be weird.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  I have met my ATF's parents several times. I was apprehensive the first time I saw them because I'm older than they are. But things went pretty well. Compared to my ATF's ex-husbands and boyfriends--unemployed losers, drug addicts, felons, strip club DJs, thieves, drunks, and users--a man in his 60's like me doesn't seem so bad. At least I drive a nice car and don't try to borrow money from them.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  So this is common. Who knew. And her parents are considerably younger than me. Mom had her as a teen.
  
  By the way I survived. End up taking her to a friend's house instead of home. Maybe I can meet the parents next time.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  I took a sweet young 16 year old out once. When we got back to her home, her mom gave me the evil eye and told me if I ever darkened their doorstep again, she'd call the pigs, who just happened to have their pig station right next door. YIKES !! And then there was the 14 year old, I had sex with on my sailboat one beautiful day. :)
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  "I wouldn't fuck her with Juice's dick. Pure fugly."
  
  Brilliant!
  
  "My ATF's mother recently Western Unioned me $2500 in order to bail out her daughter. The mother says she trusts me more than her daughter."
  
  "I explained to Mom, that I was totally fed up with her daughter who had been supporting herself as a $500 an hour prostitute with me and 2 other men. The mother nodded, said she understood my anger and was surprised that she was getting $500 an hour."
  
  On a serious note, I feel sad for your ATF and her family. I couldn't get as involved as you have with somebody that has such a chaotic and self-destructive life.
  
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  I am glad you survived, John. Bon appetit !!
  
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  Well I never ran into issues with going out with a stripper living with parents. Even a 21 year old dancer I knew at one time did not live with parents. Maybe this is today's young generation living with parents much longer than normal. I never even met a dancer who told me she was living with her parents but I guess I would keep quiet about that.
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  When I was in high school and college - I always felt uncomfortable picking up my dates at their parents houses. I think they knew - that I was going to try to get in their daughters pants.
  
  I think the discomfort level would rise exponentially now - when I'm 51 - picking up a P4P girl at her parents or grandparents place.
  
  I'm not judging - as I am uncomfortable everywhere!
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  
  "Meet the Parents"
  
  My all time favorite comedy
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  But sharkhunter, wasn't that the plan for most of us ?? Whether we were so horny at that point or not, the issue usually arose.
• 4got2wipe

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  8 years ago

  JohnSmith69, you should try to meet the parents next time! I could end up like this:
  
  www.youporn.com/watch/8825027/18-y-o-tee…
  
  That would be ace! :)
• georgmicrodong

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  8 years ago

  I've met my ATF's mother. She showed up at the club one day to drop something off. I can't help wonder how awkward it was for her to see her daughter sitting mostly naked on a fat old man's lap. Wasn't awkward at all for my ATF. She just too the the thing and said, "Thanks mom."
  
  I've also met her kids, and her (now) husband.
• jester214

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  8 years ago

  Nothing like driving around with a loaded fire arm while you're high with a prostitute. I don't see how that could ever go wrong.
• Daybreaker

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  8 years ago

  14? Fuck. Are you really Jimmy Page, Vincemichaels?
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  "Nothing like driving around with a loaded fire arm while you're high with a prostitute. I don't see how that could ever go wrong."
  
  In my defense, while most of my handguns don't have a safety, I also don't carry one in the chamber. So it's not like I'm doing anything dangerous. Also she's not armed, and I made her move all of her drugs from her purse to the trunk. So I am being careful.
  
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  John, this is how a gun can get you into trouble. It is not protection. If you think you need a gun to be there, then you need not to be there.
  
  SJG
• georgmicrodong

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  8 years ago

  @JS69: "I also don't carry one in the chamber."
  
  So what you're saying is that you're carrying a glorified club, right? :)
• s88

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  8 years ago

  Meeting parents isn't scary, unless she told you to lie to her parents head of time, they know her career choice already. Although this wasn't with a stripper, but a drug addicted female friend with benefits, for a while so knodded out on drugs (she is better now), I'd go have my fun with her in her bedroom, then leave her to sleep in bed, and go downstairs and hang out with her mom and dad who are only a couple years older than me for 2-3 hours infront of the TV or her mom might make me and her husband dinner. Her parents were more interesting to talk to than her semi-conscious. At the end I go see if she is awake or not, if shes awake I say bye, otherwise I leave her alone, then say bye to the parents and leave. Mom once told me, "I wish you two were more serious, I'd love to have you as my son in law". I switched topics without responding to that. I've never asked them directly why they let her daughter be that way. The daughter says "they are cool about it [drugs]". Dad is a cop, mom is a paramedic.
• JohnSmith69

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  8 years ago

  GMD, I don't agree. It takes me only a fraction of a second to put a round in the chamber which is unlikely to materially impact my ability to use the gun for defense. But any disadvantage that slight extra effort presents is more than justified for the reasonable assurance that I'm not going to shoot my foot off.
  
  Also, if I'm going into a situation that presents more risk than usual I put one in the chamber beforehand. I did this before I drove up to my stripper's house.