Really good fake tits

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JamesSD
California
A lot of fake tits are awful. They look ridiculous and feel like rocks.

But I've occasionally had dancers whose fakes weren't obvious. Even on stage naked, the tits still moved okay, if perhaps occasionally defying gravity. And in a dance it might be clear they are fake, but still have decent texture.

I can't remember if silicon tits are back. I also suspect that cases where the woman just went up a cup size or wanted to even them out might give better final results. If there's more real breast tissue there, a small implant is less distracting.

I'm still not a fan of fakes, especially balloon tits. But I know I can work with some at least.

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crazyjoe
9 years ago
One dancer I met had the best fake tits I ever saw. I could not tell even feeling them. She told me they were memory foam. I never saw her again. If I had, i would ask her if they remember me
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dudefromsd
9 years ago
the Korean girls at Hana Spa had works of art for tits
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jester214
9 years ago
I've seen/felt a few pairs that were incredibly real feeling. Most of the dancers claimed they were in the 10K range.
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shailynn
9 years ago
"One dancer I met had the best fake tits I ever saw. I could not tell even feeling them. She told me they were memory foam. I never saw her again. If I had, i would ask her if they remember me"

That is just pure awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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JohnSmith69
9 years ago
The most realistic looking/feeling tits are called gummy bears, a new type of silicone. A couple pairs have fooled me even after hands on dances. I think they cost 2-3 times more than other types.
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colorado1
9 years ago
Feel like rocks? Hmmmmm.
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londonguy
9 years ago
I don't think I have ever not spotted fake tits, especially by touch. Some are very good though, like almost everything in life - you get what you pay for.
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dudefromsd
9 years ago
The good ones feel like a bag of sand
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larryfisherman
9 years ago
Lol Crazyjoe.

There's this local stripper with the best looking tits I've ever seen. Her tits happen to be fake. She needs to give a surgeon a tip.
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gawker
9 years ago
My ATF's tits went from a B to a C ( she's got a real small frame) for $6000. It took her to a hotel after the recovery room let her go and despite the surgeon's recommendation, she unwrapped them to check them out. I captured it on film for my mammary book.
Now, 5 years later they look and feel natural. The silicone bags are under muscle & fat tissue so other than a 1/2 inch scar at the bottom crease on her left unit, you are hard pressed to tells out 10 years ago I hooked up with an escort in New Orleans and she had the worst fake tits I've ever seen or felt. Just like rocks.
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jackslash
9 years ago
There are no "fake" tits. They are enhanced tits. If the girl goes to a trailer trash doctor, the enhanced tits will be hard or misshapen. However, a good surgeon will provide larger breasts that look and feel good. And the taste is just the same as before.
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ididthisonce
9 years ago
Best fake tits were on an NC escort name Alanna Allure. They were damn beautiful. Soft as hell.
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azdd
9 years ago
I think breast enhancements are definitely getting better. It helps if you are in a city with a lot of money, great climate and thriving plastic surgery market (Phoenix), because it brings in the best docs. There was a very popular Phoenix plastic surgeon, and all the strippers who could afford him used his services. Unfortunately he was hit by a bus and killed, but others seem to have taken up the slack. There is a relatively new dancer at Bourbon Street in Phoenix named Honey, that has the absolute most incredible BA I've ever seen or felt anywhere. Gorgeous DDS on a petite brunette, italian frame. Gravity defying shape but very soft with zero scar and reactive nipples. She told me they cost her a small fortune, but she's always busy in VIP!
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Cashman1234
9 years ago
Excellent comment crazyjoe!

I don't mind fake tits - I just dislike those circus tits (that are like balloons). If a girl goes up a size - and uses a good surgeon - it can be very nice.
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rockstar666
9 years ago
My current CF has perfect fake tits; she really spent (spends actually as it's an ongoing expense) a lot on them. She's 5' nothing and they are 36 D. They bounce like the real thing, are symmetrical and her nipples are in perfect alignment. The only way you know they're store bought is there's no way a tiny girl like her would have 36 D's.
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shailynn
9 years ago
^^^ that has to look amazing - 36d on a 5'0" - probably look too big but most guys (including myself) would not complain.
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ewire
9 years ago
I have no issue with fake tits as long as they look good
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Daybreaker
9 years ago
I can attest to how real gummy bear boob jobs feel. I had mine done three months ago. Yeah they cost more, but saline literally feel like "water balloons" in the words of a friend who has them. Three months out from surgery, mine look and bounce and are squishy like the real thing :) I'm pleasantly surprised by how real they feel. I thought they'd be good, but not this good!
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Daybreaker
9 years ago
They're like the tits my skinny ass should have been born with ;)
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gammanu95
9 years ago
After a series of small-breasted GFs in HS and college, I was exclusively dating women with large natural breasts just because I could. I have only ever slept with two women who had fake breasts, both saline, and there is absolutely no comparison. They look great but feel awful.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
@ daybreaker:

If your comfortable with it, post some pics of the new pups on imgbox.com or photobucket.com
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larryfisherman
9 years ago
I think Nina is thinking about getting fake tits.

I would just advise all ladies that are thinking about getting breast enhancements to do all your research beforehand. The last thing you want is a bad boob job.
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Alpine
9 years ago
Fake tits can generally be silicone or saline (salt water) the saline ones generally feel more natural but have to be changed out more often.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
"... I think Nina is thinking about getting fake tits ..."

What makes you say that - she has not commented on this thread.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
I'm a purist when it comes to tits - def prefer them natural even if the implants feel kinda real and look kinda real - just knowing they are artificially enhanced is pretty-much an automatic downer and turn-off for me personally.

I like big natural tits - but will prefer small natural tits or even natural ones that are not perky; to fake-ones.

I'm actually not that picky w.r.t women's looks but bad natural ones are actually less of a turn-off than good fake-ones for me personally.
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footballguy
9 years ago
I love a pair of fake tits, as long as they aren't too big.

@Gawker are you, are you referring to your ATF as in the one that's constantly in and out of rehab? Personally I thought her fake tits felt the worst of all the fake tits I've squeezed. They looked amazing but they were hard and not all that squeezable. Aside from that she was hot as hell though.

@Daybreaker, I agree with Papi, you should post a few pics of your tits. For "research" purposes, of course.
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Lone_Wolf
9 years ago
The last few new pair of titties I've seen looked awesome. I think the tech is getting pretty good.
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Tiredtraveler
9 years ago
The problem with enhancements is most girls go to big so they cease to look natural and look like bolt on barby plastic.
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Cool avatar LW
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Papi_Chulo
9 years ago
Yeah - if a girls doesn't have much to begin with; then it seems the enhanced boobs tend to look and feel faker the bigger they go.
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goldmongerATL
9 years ago
I know a girl (not a stripper or escort, pure civvy) that had implants that took her from 30C to 30F. Those are 36C sized tits on a really thin woman. A little too big IMO (did I really type that?) They extend wider than her rib cage if you get the picture. When she bends over, they fall away from her body and have that pendulum motion like real tits. They feel great. She paid in the $7,000 range. Other than their size, the only way I can tell is when you really squish them you reach a point where they stop deforming.
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