Mother's Day

Toys r us giftcards for her kids!!!!

I've been giving my hard earned $ to single mothers everywhere, just like the rest of you Pls. I feel like I've done my duty already. I gave at the office. ;)

I already gave in the VIP.

I give in OTC.

I help out the single mothers at least once a week. Somebody give me a Noble Peace Prize.

Fuck them right in the pussy.

MILF Day

Ignore them just like I do every holiday.

Taking my mom to my favorite stripclub. Boy will she be surprised! They're serving mimosa's for brunch, so I know she'll like it. Her first lap dance is on me.