Why do I love Juice ?

I like KFC - thus I like the Juice mane

He helps me expand my vocabulary

Lol

I'm fascinated by how he remembers all the usernames and passwords for his numerous aliases.

When the Juice is loose there is no goose.

I love Juice because:

1. He introduced me to all the coffee babes on Instagram which I may or may not have masturbated to.

2. I bust his balls and he knows it's all in good humor.

3. People with Down Syndrome are funny and Juice is no exception.

4. Juice has shown me it's okay to misspell words and if my 10th grade typing teacher is reading this she can suck my dick.

5. Juicy is definitely in the top 3 of the funniest people on TUSCL.

6. Juice the is the one poker player on TUSCL that is more of a shittier than me.

7. Juice showed me it's okay to drink Four Loko for breakfast.

Juice is nuts. How can you not like a nut? :)

I love da Juice mane because I can eat 4 Big Macs and not feel guilty about it.

Lol

Aaawww love u faggots 2

Juice had me at "Hi"

Because he taught me you can't spell chicken without at least one A -

Lol

Lmfao. Juice is one crazy fuck

Lol

I'm sure lusting after the flesh is a sin, so why are Christians in a strip club without their bibles to bare witness, but rather witness the bare

Thanks for explaining you can ignore that last comment

Lol...I love u brother

I believe that Christ died for the sins of the world and that believer and non believe will enter the new heaven and new earth under the finished work of Christ on the cross

We are all saved by Grace

"Because he taught me you can't spell chicken without at least one A -"

Ace!

"5. Juicy is definitely in the top 3 of the funniest people on TUSCL."

How many people does Juicy count as? I know there is juicebox69 and just_the_nuts but everybody says there are more! I think he must count as at least two people! :)

Juice is like Sybil.

We are not sure of how many multiple personalities but there are quite a few. Just depends on his mood.