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Top 40

So all this discussion about trusts and lists, I looked at the top 40 clubs. I was shocked. I’m a little fuzzy on my visits over the years but I think I have only been to 7.…

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Two nights in downtown Detroit - what's everyone's favorites and why?

Just found out that work is sending me out to Detroit for two nights (Sunday & Monday) early this summer. I tried to start looking into the local clubs, but was shocked to find that there are 23 listed…

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Strippers and phones

So how much business do these girls lose by immersing themselves in there phones the moment they step off the stage, or maybe right after making the round for tips, as opposed to trying to drum up private dances?…

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This founder guy has zero trust

He also has a one for contribution...don't believe anything he promises LMFAO

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Question about comments page

Once in a while I want to look at a member’s comments over time, often when I’m deciding whether to give a trust. Other times they are referring back to something and I don’t know what they are referring to.…

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Calling Cards

Do you have any unique mannerisms or traditions that you incorporate into your strip club visits? For example, shadowcat said he use to bring bags of candy to the strip club and be known as the Candy Man. He also, always…

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Sports

I know the Super Bowl is coming up but did anyone notice that LeBron James is a new member of the 30,000 point club I think he is the youngest to reach that milestone IMHO that alone should qualify him…

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Gone but not forgotten

Looking at the top 40 trust list, I saw some people who used to be a big part of TUSCL but are now gone. Farmerart, Motorhead, Alucard. I know Farmerart and Alucard passed away. I don't know…

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Best predictor of a tight pussy?

You're in an extras friendly club and checking out the dancers for a VIP trip. What is the best predictor of a tight pussy? Young age, as in 18-21? Less experienced sexually, regardless of age? Petite size (the proverbial spinner)? Slender body…

Using The System Part 2

I'm a follower of The System. I absolutely believe those who don't heed The Word won't be getting OTC 35% of the time when the end of 18 months come around. My first time out using The System I got to pay a stripper to offer me an above-the-pants simulated BJ. What can I say I'm a fast learner :) I don't alway wear a nice WHITE 3 piece suit, but I always wear a nice 3 piece suit. Per RBD, a suit will make you well noticed in many clubs and opens up your options dramatically, particularly in the right clubs. But remember I have to spend like a heavyweight, and not just look like one, I am…

Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself

Perhaps the Rolling Stones said it best "Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself" As I write this article today it has been a very rough day for me after a very sweet night with my favorite girl. I've been getting hammered with comments some hurtful others just ones who don't understand me so Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself. I have had a pretty rough life that I will not go into great detail with but will share some. In the first grade my teacher refused to accept I had a learning disability and chose to put me in the closet so she didn't have to deal with me. Like most things I was able to overcome this and with…

A Tribute to TUSCL

It's a #ThrowbackThursday and on this January Day the fog and clouds haven't gone away in my Northern California home area all day and it's been dark all day. So I started thinking about the first time I found TUSCL and my first opinion on it to what I think about it now. In 2013 My Best Friend had to go out of town on business and while she was working during the day she was looking for extra money to help her in the night. She had already been dancing for years but was semi-retired though she would do parties for both Men and Women because she had her own traveling pole and at home we had a stage…

The Club That Saved Me

So if you have read my articles in the past or any other stories on here you know that my favorite Club is Pure Gold but do you know why? Let's all get into our Doctor Who Tardis and go back in time. Pure Gold opened as a Naughty and Nice Shop and later would add Dancing Girls who gave a good time. The smaller of 3 clubs in the area they struggled for years but always maintained to outlast the bad comments and reviews and kept adding to their store as well as talent. They once brought in Top Talent but found it to be too expensive for them to operate after some of the talent didn't show or…

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Strippers on their period

What do the experienced TUSCLers do in this situation? You're in the chump station with your favorite dancer. As she removes the thong and turns around you grab those cheeks and separate them a bit and you see a…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good first visit

Showed up a little after 8 on a Tuesday. Decent number of cars in the lot so it seemed promising. Paid my fee at the door, $8, and went in. Sat at the bar for…

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, Florida

Great value and chill vibes

So i frequent this club when i used to live in Miami. It is small but charming when its not too crowded. They have a nice selection of girls the best time to go would…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Nice decor

Stopped here on a business trip. Interesting layout, nice red themed decor... Very dim lighting. After paying the cover I entered the main room which has a small stage straight ahead. Saw a cute blonde…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

Divas is a great place to watch the game

First visit to Divas in several months - was in Lex and stopped by to watch basketball and the stage. Probably 10 ladies working and at least that many guys. Grabbed one of…

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Where to go for next birthday trip: Tampa again or Miami (1st time)?

So I think I'm sort of gonna make it a birthday tradition to spend the weekend somewhere in December and visit a strip club. I went to Tampa last December and visited Mons and 2001 and they were fun. Was…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Monday Night Hustle

I found myself in Austin on a Monday night and decided to spend my evening at XTC. I didn't have high expectations, as it was a Monday night. Monday nights are $5 dance nights, so…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Waste of time

Don't waste your time or money here. $12 cover charge, they should pay you money for the lack of quality with the dancers that work here. They are not attractive and their dancing…

Secrets Gentleman's Club

Tulsa, Oklahoma

The smoke and disinterest hung in the air.

In Tulsa, OK on a business trip, I made a visit to Secrets on a cold Friday night. I arrived at the club about 10pm. I noted the club was dark as I…

Scruples Gentlemen's Club

Lower Southampton, Pennsylvania

If you don't like the smell of smoke, don't visit this club

This club can be seen right from Route 1, including parts of the parking lot, so take take when walking in and parking, if necessary. This club is extraordinary smokey, it seems like literally every single…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Fair experience

I went to Rick's Cabaret on a Saturday afternoon a few weeks ago. Overall, I liked the vibe of the club. Seating was limited at the bar, but the staff were friendly. The dancers were…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

January 21

Well, I fool just doesn't learn folks. I did it again and pressed for VIP without knowing what would happen. I had hit four Aces on video poker at Maryland Live for $800 so figured…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

I like this club but the daytime shift is uninspiring

I stopped in Lookers last Thursday afternoon around 3 pm. I've been to Lookers a few times in the past but it was always in the evening. I must say that the afternoon shift of…

Leather and Lace

Gastonia, North Carolina

You have to know what you are doing here

Got there about 1 pm. Six girls working. The bartender/door girl had the biggest and probably best tits in the place. No girls on stage when I got there. The dj…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Only Choice for Center Center Philadelphia

For those of you whom venture into Center City Philadephia, but are on foot (or public translit), the Gold Club is probably your only choice. If you want to slip away from work unnoticed,…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good Experience again

I was in Central Jersey for some business again. I first went to another strip club which is famous for its dollar parade. I left that club and went back to this favorite club. I reached…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

The Shitshow Remains The Same

Despite it's recent PR campaign trying to claim new management and dancers, I'm sad to report that Flamingo remains a complete train wreck. About 10 years ago it was great, seven years ago just OK,…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Always a pretty good spot

I stopped here om Monday evening about 6ish, this place has the most consistent afternoon shift, of all of the clubs in West Palm, the management is good, they offer free lunch from about noon…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Go for ginger

I’ve been here a few times, not your typical strip club but if your looking for more then a tease this is the place to go. It’s been a little bit since I been back,…

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Not a strip club, but may be worth visiting with you girl

I'll keep this brief, as I did not go into the back of the place to the theater. Up front, there's a convenience store of sorts, in the back there's an adult shop (with some heavily-discounted…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

Must Go To Club

Its free to enter the club but there is an $8 fee to prepay 2 drinks. The club is on small small end with a stage and a separate bar. However this allows…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Dancers prospective

This place is really strange. I have worked here a few times. I find myself liking it less and less each time. I don't care for the creepy DJ on Friday nights. The DJ in…

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Best value in the area

Ricky’s remains one of the best values in the area disputed its location. I go to this club regularly during the week and occasionally early during the weekend before midnight. The girls are very friendly…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Slow Monday night

Stopped at Black jacks for a,quick visit on the way home. $10 cover, $3 parking, and $5 water, so $18 to get in. Dancer on stage finishing her dance and a couple hanging with…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Had an hour to kill

Had an afternoon appointment and almost an hour to kill. Decided to stop, and see if the place wasn't smoky since very few cars in the lot. I walk in order a beer and immediately…

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Trusts part 2

Do you think I should delete all trusts and start over?

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OT: Workers displaced by technology

I've read crazy projections that up to 50 percent of workers could be replaced by technology within the next few decades. I always thought of that as BS and highly exaggerated until... I went to the DMV last week to…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Quick visit but two standouts

Arrived close to 9pm on Friday after visit to Golden Banana across the street. Sat at bar and grabbed a beer and scoped out. No stand outs. Then Kayla came by and…

Dreamgirls at Sodo

Seattle, Washington

Late Saturday Night at SoDo

Decided to head to the club after gambling for a few hours. It had been a good 9 months since I had gone to a strip club! I got there around 1am and it was…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

Slightly Downscale Club with Decent Talent

I showed up around 10 or 11 on a Tuesday, paid the $5 cover (might have been $10), and then dropped an extra $5 in the bucket because a sign taped to it said, "$5…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Better than expected

Arrived last Friday just after 7pm. $10 cover and showed id. Grabbed $9 Amstel light plus tip at bar. Sat at stage. Small crowd but enough around stage to keep dancers…

Blue Parrot Cabaret

Morgantown, West Virginia

Like no other place, but in a bad way

So the staff is friendly and the prices are fair. Dancers were pleasant and outgoing. I paid for a vip closed door dance and there was total privacy, no interruption. I asked if there were…

Lido Room

I have been to the lido room a couple of times and have always had a great time. It’s a moving location but they seem to stick to the same 5 or 6 places. This…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Sub-Par NJ Bikini club.

So first time here, had some car work done right down the road (good place for tires!) and figured, why not. I was there late afternoon. 1 girl on stage, OK…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Good time at the Rhino

Went there on a Wednesday night. Got there around 6 so only had to pay a $3 cover. Domestic beers were only $1, including micro brews. Wings were 50 cents. They were really…

The Roadhouse

Columbus, Ohio

It’s worth it if you have time and money to blow

Full nude bar, byob, you can do contact during dances, 2 for 1 specials all the time, couple of girls are worth the money for a private dance trust me. This place is alright since…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

A better trip than last time

I hut up the Players Club several Thursdays back. There are plenty of reviews on cover, membership, and byob. I will say, i love the byob. I always find it helps to have carried some…

Pink Pony

Doral, Florida

Becoming my go to

Pink pony is not the best club in south Florida. Pink pony is not the cheapest club in south Florida. However what they have done is they seem to provide a better variety in dancer…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

First International Club Visit (Barely)

I had a bit of time until my flight out of YYZ, so I fit in my first strip club visit outside of the US. I walked in to find a shallow stage against the far…

Montana Hideaway Gentlemen's Club

El Paso, Texas

Good time Hiding Away

I was in El Paso over the weekend and decided to try Montana Hideaway. I usually hit up the Cabaret Club, Red Parrot, or Foxy when in town, but I thought I would try something…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

First Visit in Years, better than I rememeber.

So business found me in PA and driving thru Horsham area, I was last a Double Visions before it remodeled, so it’s been a while. Stopped by for a beer, probably 15 customers and 8 or…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Latinas Galore

It has been a while since I last visited so had some time on hump day and decided to check it out. First thing I noticed is the parking in the back is much better.…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Same old same old

So I came back after some months and nothing really has changed . Half of the dancers look like possible meth users or other hard drugs . The others were over weight , or focused…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Somewhat sucessful trip to the old BP

Have not been here in a while, but was in Trenton for business and what the heck, needed some relief and wanted something more sure thing that S&S in Morrisville. Headed over the bridge and…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

VERY NICE FACILITY

I went there in the evening and paid the parking lot attendant the required fee plus tip. I got into the club without paying the cover charge and found a empty table to begin enjoying…

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Speeding Up the Article Review Process

@Founder It would be great if we didn't have to wait weeks before an article we submitted was posted. Some times I feel i have not much to add to a Discussion, and would rather wax poetic about a strip club…

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Contribution Levels

I see a discussion below about Trust numbers, but nothing about Contribution Levels. Looks like Founder is playing around with the algorithm. I went from a Level 3 yesterday to a Level 7 today.…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

A good review that is way overdue

So I just wrote about my meh experience at the Men's Club and realized I forgot to give a good review when I visited Vivid Live last summer. This club is the old Caligula. I…

a good time

This is a much friendlier place than the average times square where they're constantly after your money. $50 bucks upfront which isn't for everybody, drinks typical SC overpriced. I like it, but…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

Typical night at the club, typical hustle from them.

Went on a Sunday evening with some buddies to unwind. This club seems like any other Rhino club I've been to. Decent amount of seats and stage, seemed pretty clean. Maybe 15 patrons, 10 strippers.…

Sirens

Westerville, Ohio

First time back to Sirens in Years

Sirens used to be on my club rotation about years ago. It started out decent, then had a big slump in quality, and my visits went way down to barely once a year.…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

still my fave spot...

This is definitely a spot that likes its regulars. I only come in every few weeks spend more than I should but definitely not as much as most Biltmore/Scottsdale folks do yet I have no…

Fantasy Castle

Signal Hill, California

Weird place...

Outside of club is pretty tacky and across from a police station (...how am I supposed to have a good time if I know that cops are literally across the street?). Decided to ignore…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Lots of girls, mixed bag

Got there around 9 PM on a Wednesday and there were already plenty of girls dancing and out roaming the club. After hanging around the bar for a drink or two had a couple of…

Eve's Tease

Phoenix, Arizona

Dead on a Friday

Came here with my girlfriend during a night away from visiting my parents, who recently retired out this way like every other older couple. It was a Friday night around 10:00pm. The parking lot looked…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Club: run down but friendly. Dancers: attractive but boring

I stopped on a whim at Parkway Tropics. First time visiting this club in over 15 years, as GR has passed an ordinance that limits nudity in any of its entertainment venues such as…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Her tits though! She prayed for em!

Went in one night after work, and there was a few girls around. I sat there a few stage sets until one girl finally made me feel like she was there to entertain me. She…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

First Timer

Didn't know what to expect. Hadn't been to a club in mpls since I turned 18 like a decade ago. Had a bunch of time to kill while visiting around Christmas time. Parking was easy…

Delilah's Den

Toms River, New Jersey

Another visit..

Got to the club at around noon time since the day shift is typically where it’s at. Upon walking in I saw the same old crew working. 20$ for the cover and drink so I…

Bare 'N Legal

Pomona, California

Last second move

Decided to hit this spot with a few friends around 1am after a few drinks. I called and the guy told me they are open until 4am and have over 30 girls there. We got…

Babe's NOLA

Burlington, New Jersey

Late Night Visit Only 1 Girl

Ok so haven't gone to strip club for a few months too busy finally figured will get around for a visit, was going to go to Playhouse lounge as i always have a good time…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to Usual

This is still in my top 3 local spots. When things felt off the last few months I took a break and HiLiter started draining my wallet again. I went on MLK monday night just…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Regulars

Seems like the songs got shorter if that’s even possible. Most of the girls stuck to their regulars like glue. Only occasionally going for a dance to please the manager. Unless they got called to…

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If You...

If you feed it, fuck it, or fuel it, it’s going to give you problems. My advice for the day. Learn it, do it, live it. Juice knows the fuel it part first hand.

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People Magazine Investigates case of former stripper Mechele Linehan who had mur

This sounds like an interesting case. I hope Gawker hasn't made his ATF the beneficiary of his life insurance. https://www.monstersandcritics.com/smallscreen/people-magazine-investigates-case-of-former-stripper-mechele-linehan-who-had-murder-conviction-overturned/

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Saw something cool at Christie's in Tempe

Afternoon visit yesterday. They called "Teegan" on stage. Whoa!! Teegan turns out to be an exotic, petite, dark skin, raven haired beauty. As I prepared to impress Teegan with a three dollar stage tip, a…

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Woman who killed another inside Portland strip club gets 15 years

Stripper on stripper violence is rong. http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2018/01/woman_who_killed_another_at_po.html

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June 24, 2050 the death of the Strip Clubs

Strip clubs will no longer exists...it will all be online

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You might have heard this on before

A gent is dining in a fancy restaurant and there's a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He's been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye…

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Here we go again with another strip club tax to help sex trafficking victims.

https://www.tennessean.com/story/news/2018/01/22/strip-club-tax-tennessee-sex-trafficking-help-victims/1054669001/

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Cuban invasion

Visited on a Friday afternoon before Christmas so this review is a little dated. I and others have documented the layout, lighting, drinks quite welll in prior reviews so no need to rehash old territory.…

Venom

Tucson, Arizona

Decent visit

I was in town in Tucson for a few days from work and decided to check this place out. It was around 3 pm and it wasn’t too crowded. I got myself a drink and…

Tiffany's Cabaret

San Antonio, Texas

Chill Place

Waitresses were welcoming, made sure my glass did not stay empty long. Cool, relaxed and chill vibe overall in the club. 2 big screen TVs on the side of the main stage and TVs in…

The Godfather

Louisville, Kentucky

Meh

I was the only customer in the place on a Tuesday around 9:30. I bought a drink and since no one was in the place and no one was dancing I just stood with…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Good Atmosphere and Beautiful Women

Decided to stop at Taboo one evening and I was happy I did.Taboo is one of your better Go Go Bars. They have a secure parking lot with an attendant which makes you feel safe.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Models only club

So my initial review got rejected. I hope this provides more details: All dancers qualify as models on the hotness scale. What they don't deliver in dances (or other areas) they cover up with their…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Same stuff

Went back after a short break. The dancer are the same. 2-3 WOC one with large boobs the other are spinners. Mainly Spanish and a few Russians. Saw a tatted Dominican. Forgot her name but…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

After all of the Scores hype I heard for years this was a dud.

I visited this club because of the hype I had heard from years of listening to the Howard Stern Show. It's a big sized place with time of parking and a nice sized stage. The…

Scores Gentleman's Club

New Haven, Connecticut

Pretty awful

Ok so here's the thing... I get it: not every girl is a 10, every club as an off night.... I get it, but I've been three times and each time was. Worse than the last. First…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Worth the high rating

I've been wanting to give RI Dolls a try for over a year, and finally had the opportunity to got this past Saturday evening. Me and a few buddies arrived at around 8pm. As…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Now that Platinum Plus is closed ...

Now that Platinum West has been sold to the Deja Vu chain along with Columbia's Platinum Plus, and the massive fire at Platinum Plus only a week later, all of the business has consolidated into…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

BBBJ

Arr: 1630 - 8 dancers, 3 AA, 4-5 white. Still going bare nipples. There were 4 who do oral in 75/15 private. Longtime A., more recent J., very recent K.…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Bar None the Best in the US

Heard a lot about it...ended up going with my buddy who lives in Orlando. Had a great time following the Lightning/Knights game @Amalie. Really loved the atmosphere. Chloe, Alex, Claire, Katie, Ann Marie stood out…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Not much new going on

It’s been awhile since I have been here but it is safe to,say very little has Changed. I stopped in about 4 pm and was happy to see there was no,cover until 5 pm…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

My typical Men's Club experience

I've been to this club quite a few times and every time I go, I want to have a great time, I try to have a good time, but it never really seems to materialize.…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Enjoyable Lunch

Travel to Charlotte relatively often, and have found The Men’s Club the best option in town - not saying it is great. They have a Wednesday buffet that is actually pretty good. If you combine…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

This club is a coin flip

ENTER THE CHAINDOG ( Deep Purple 's Perfect Strangers as my entrance music) I have been coming to this club for over 30 years, I have had good times and bad. You never know how…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Kandy’s = Best in Town

Visited Kandy’s for the first time last weekend, and was pretty impressed! Much better than Partners for a few reasons: 1. Clean- this place is smoke free and everything is in…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

A few changes - and not good ones

I arrived at the club around 3:30. The parking was fine. It might be a strange parking area to those unaccustomed to the club, but there is usually ample parking. The club was busy for…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Fantastic time - Here's some tips

This was my second time to HK and now I know the ropes it was amazing. Read East Coasters reviews for all the how to' son getting across the border and such. This will just focus…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

A Three Ring Circus!!

My visit to HK actually was for two nights - Wed and Thurs. I also spent tome time in Adelitas but there is always much more going on at HK, especially on Thurs when…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Buffet worth the hype. Girls, not so much

Decided to come here for the legendary fried chicken buffet and man, it did not disappoint. Fresh, hot, and delicious. Which are none of the words I would use to describe the girls working. First,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies

Returned to Follies for the first time in 2018. I arrived on a Monday around 12:30pm valet was already in place which was an automatic $5. Proceeded to get the pat down and headed inside.The…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Bullshit club not like the past

It is safe to say from my review title I am not gonna say anything nice about this club. As someone who has always praised the blue I had a very shitty time here…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Sunday Night

Finally got to go on a Sunday just to see if It was a big difference than a normal Friday or Saturday.. Place can seem sketchy but never had a problem there from what i…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I wish I didn't go there ...

Nothing really bad to say about this club, just that it wasn't my type. The moment I entered, did not get that vibe. Just for knowledge, this place has same owners as Little Darlings (which…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Thursday Night at Dean's

Dean's was packed with dancers on this night. After cover charge, took a seat near the bar and immediately had a hot Brazilian sit on my lap and we ended up doing a private dance…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Clubbing on my Miami Vacation

This place, in my opinion, is like the ideal gentleman's club that so many clubs strive to emulate. That is to say, when I picture a classy, high-end gentleman's club, both the club itself and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Looking better

After trying Flight Club and Subies and even Bogies, I returned to my most comfortable (and non smoking) club- Criket. With newer management there have been some changes that others have written about. This evening…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Pretty much what I expected

I had been meaning to stop in here for a while, but for one reason or another always wound up going someplace else. I got here on a Thursday afternoon around 6ish. Parking…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

Back for more

Went back to see if I could catch lightening in a bottle twice. Went in looking for L, the AA beauty I fell for on my last visit. The bad news is she wasn't there.…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Summer was a lot of fun

I went in on a weekday at about noon and hung out until about four. I was just checking out the girls at first when a real cutie named "Summer" finally caught my eye. We…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This is the homecoming club

It always a homecoming in this club. Of all the clubs I visited in last trip to Vegas, I spent more time here than all other. Simple because its such a low pressure and casual…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

It's chill

Overall experience at BSC multiple visits, during the afternoon (thursdays or fridays). Atmosphere: If you're a drinker, you got to come here. It beats the breastraunts around the valley. No cover, and 2 for 1 specials. I…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Fri eve

Visited Bogart's with couple of buddies while en-route to Flight club. Its a small den with cramped up seating. Girls look average to few good looking ones. Dance floor is the least entertaining out there…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Tried and true.

There's very little that has changed compared to the reviews from a month or two ago. 12 cover, 46 for the 3 songs in a row. The back is still nice and shockingly dark, there's…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Pretty Much What I Expected

Haven't been to AB in about 4 or 5 months so when I was in San Diego last week I headed to the border on the trolley. I actually visited on two nights -…

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Who the hell is Emily?

Titte says it all

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Miami Meetup

Hi Gents, It’s been a while since any of us have gotten together in Miami. Anyone interested in this Friday (1/26/17) afternoon? There’s plenty of clubs in the Doral Hialeah (bts and pink pony) area and if interested we’d hit one…

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How much strippershit can a stripper shit if a stripper would shit strippershit?

I was watching the Phillie Eagles give a free football clinic to Minnesota last night at Looker's. A young, tatted-up, average-looking blonde dancer who called herself "Duchess" came over and asked to hang out. The SS started immediately.…

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Man runs over victim 3 times before fleeing metro strip club.

OKLAHOMA CITY (KOKH) — One person died after being ran over three times following an incident at a metro strip club. The Oklahoma City Police Department reports that Michael Burke, 28, was arrested Jan. 21 on a complaint of manslaughter in…

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Potential Article - Music At The Club

Music is the Language we can all understand but at the Club does it all translate into a Great Stage Show or Private Show? The art of Dancing has been around for Centuries as has the art of Adult Entertainment…

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St Louis Area

I am going to be passing through town. Have time to kill. I've been to Blondies in my younger years. I also see there are some AMP's as well as tons of ladies on BP. What is…

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Do Like Juice

With all these alternative options Juice has been talking about lately (sugar daddy/baby, AMPs, can girls, Backpage) and guys like LDK82 finding granny atreetwalkers to LDK on, is it just a matter of time before we all force all strip…

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$2,000 on SA...monster value

Majority of girl's will agree to an all access pussy pass...unlimited pussy for a month

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Loose Pussy

The other day I was OTC with a former favorite. She had a kid (number 2) recently. Well besides the obvious stretch marks on her tummy she wasn't bad looking at all. I was up for the task. But holy by…

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Least bad way to lose

We Vikings fans have been through four super bowl losses, Hail Mary, wide left, twelve men in the huddle, wide left again, and other heartbreaks. We have a bad Charlie Brown complex around here. We are the football fan equivalent…

The Club

Tyngsborough, Massachusetts

Quick stop

I've been to this club about 10 times over the past 15 years and it has undergone lots of changes over the years. Physically it's in the best condition I have seen it. Girls are…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

It was an ok stop.

When I walked in to my surprise there was country music playing which was a plus for me. Got to the bar area very small there were 2 dancers on stage. One looked young and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Quick stop

I was sitting bored at home so I decided to try this place out since its close to home. I wasn't planning on spending much so I only had 2 dances and gave a couple…

Great time at Lido, VERY different from typical clubs

Went to this place twice in the fall, both weekday nights. Definitely worth my time and money. First off, this place is very different from the typical gentleman's club. It is set up more…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Chicas Locas on a Sunday

Chicas Locas on a Sunday. First there is no cover after 8pm. I arrived at 1100 pm on a Sunday. They just checked id and you are free to go in. I…

Cheetahs Of Windsor

Windsor, Ontario

Auto Show Busy

Due to the Detroit Auto Show the whole area (Detroit / Windsor) was very busy. Long lines at restaurants, long waits at the Border to cross, the clubs were very busy. Quite a few dancers…

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Opinions: Dougster trolling vincemichaels because it was too close to home?

I don't want to relitigate the whole Dougster vs vincemichaels brouhaha, but Trucidos asked this question. I don't know how many people have Trucidos on ignore since he is a bit much so I thought I'd ask the question too.…

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Anyone use the free cam and hook up thats on tuscl

Why isn't SA an option Why hookup ?

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Paypal want let me pay my hoe

First time doing a person to person transfer...what am I doing wrong

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HJs an extra? Yes or no?

What do you guys think? They are as far as I will in VIP, but I've only ever done it with one repeat customer. On Friday, he came in to see me and one of my friends who offers FS…

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Gift from a Dancer

So I was thinking about all the cool gifts I gotten over the years from different girls. I don't mean extras at the club I mean actual gifts From photos, videos, Artwork, things to take home to remember her by? In…

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Why I brought Massage Girls and Escorts into the mix

So, I met my first Craigslist massage girl last week... and have two escorts scheduled for the next. I had been going to clubs consistently, once or twice a week, for the past five months. But I began to acknowledge that…

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List of all the changes to the forum so far.

I noticed another change while reading an old thread. It seems that you can't comment on old threads after a certain period of inactivity. Seems like a smart change to deter the trolls and SJG from bringing old,…

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HiLiter Scheduling

I’m heading to HiLiter in March from out of state. I’ve been there a few times, but this time my schedule is tight, as we are really going for Spring training. I want to show my buddy the HiLiter in…

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Manage trust list Founder please explain

I've got a couple of hundred names on here of people that I have never even heard of???

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Trust Ratings

Hi All I recommend you all take a look at your trust list and make sure you have people on there that you actually trust. If you like a person on here, please trust them. If you think they…

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Anyone familiar with the "sticky tables" at the Trophy Club in Greenville? (Stor

Stormy Daniels, star of the latest Trump sideshow, took her act to a strip club. It was a scene. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/stormy-daniels-star-of-the-latest-trump-sideshow-took-her-act-to-a-strip-club-it-was-a-scene/2018/01/21/57a469d2-fe7b-11e7-a46b-a3614530bd87_story.html?utm_term=.740e0ed5e28a By Dan Zak January 21 at 10:53 AM GREENVILLE, S.C. — Year two of the Trump presidency began here overnight much like…

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Penthouse Update

I had meant to stop by the Penthouse (Detroit) to check out the curtain situation, but I haven't had the chance. But here is a review. The news is not good. Penthouse Club Detroit Detroit, Michigan 934Jan 20, 2018 7.6 8.57.56.6 Quick Display…

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Hotlist?

Did Founder eliminate the hotlist? I personally liked that feature.

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Flea Market Items best sold for lap dances ?

With the average dance being twenty-five and trip about two hundred and fifty...what items for a side hustle are best sold to help increase your habit ?

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Rhode Island Clubs

Friends I’m looking to take my girl to a good club in RI. I know there are many and have read posts here on some of them. Typically we’ve only hit clubs in MA together and can’t decide where to start…

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The Decline in Strip Club Advertising

This may or may not be much of a surprise, but it seems that the internet, and more specifically, the rise of social media, has led strip clubs to rely a lot less on using the more traditional methods of…

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Advice to mdb

I've read your recent string of posts. I may be way off base here, but I haven't read any other members provide this feedback. If you aren't a troll and everything you write is true you seem to be a genuinely…

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Question for Founder re "Trusts"

With the most recent TUSCL website reboot/refresh, I am no longer able to see and read contributors' "trusts" of other members -- all I can see is who posted them. Am I doing something wrong? It's not working…

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Fannie Mae exec hires stripper for IT department but she wasn’t working on compu

Employee Says She Was Hired for Sex Under Guise of IT Job http://newser.com/s254351 I’m bringing this up at my next work meeting. I need to hire a hot stripper for sex and have the company put her on the payroll.…

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When all the government does is fuck up, well. . . . . .

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/after-missile-alert-confirmed-as-false-alarm-this-is-how-hawaii-celebrated/ Rubbing one, soothes the angry soul. It took the government twice as long to correct the error as it would have taken to fly the missile route to Hawaii !!!

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Im gonna preach to you sinners this mornin

What is your choice of topic for this morning?

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Experience the wow factor

Take home a new Chevy Today

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When I grow up I am going to be a Sunday Morning TV Preacher Man

Yea, I am up early watching the guy say Prays Jesus and talking about the Lowrd! I can do this and make zillions of dollars! Then I can afford more than A $20 lot lizard! I will ger a…

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Stormy Daniels takes stage at South Carolina strip club during 'Making America H

It sounds like Stormy has a lot of class. http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/stormy-daniels-takes-stage-south-carolina-strip-club-article-1.3769217

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Strip club for ‘sugar daddies’ and ‘loners’ given green light

"Dr Stubbs said studies had identified “six types of patrons” that used strip clubs, including the Lonely; the Socially Impotent; the Bold Lookers; the Detached Lookers; the Players and the Sugar Daddies." http://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/strip-club-for-sugar-daddies-and-loners-given-green-light/news-story/59800f2e2d89605ec29eee9542d21c08

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Do you document your strip club visits?

Warrior15's recent discussion about mongering and the responses had me wondering how many of you actually keep track (written records) of your visits. I don't necessarily mean all spreadsheet or whatever, but like where you visited, who you saw, what…

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Portland Extras or OTC

Planning on heading to Portland on a 4 day trip (Friday - Monday) and was looking for some info on where to go. Place with cute fun girls, down to party, with extra or OTC. Appreciate y'all pointing…

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She's got legs, she knows how to use them

It's late. I just got home from the bar. And I'm just thinking out loud here. As much as I love a nice, shapely ass and big, beautiful tits, I'm a leg man through and through. I love looking at nice, shapely…

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A new dancer first for me.

At my favorite club this afternoon and one of my favorites introduced me to her GF. Not only was it her first time ever working in a strip club, she said that it was her first time ever being in…

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Pitfalls and wisdom regarding talking about your wife at the club?

How much do you guys tell strippers about your wives? Any pitfalls or traps to avoid? I would rather not mention my wife at all but it's impossible to talk about my life without it slipping out.

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GreenvilleSC 2AMer.

GREENVILLE CO., SC (WSPA) – One person is dead and another is in the hospital after an overnight shooting at a strip club in Greenville County. Dispatchers say the call came in around 12:30 Saturday morning. The Sheriff’s Office says two men…

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NOLA raids Friday.

New Orleans police and state officials suspended the alcohol permits of four French Quarter strip clubs after raids Friday found “multiple violations,” officials said Saturday. But at least one waitress and an advocacy organization for those working at the clubs said…

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Flash! SJG's organization meeting!

It appears that despite all the naysaying, SJG's organization is up and running. Note the blue bike in the center of the picture (taken outside SJG's basement apartment), surrounded by others that obviously belong to like-minded losers. http://imgbox.com/xtwpWiGr Is this the…

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Chinese massage

Today I was driving down Ward Road in my shit truck and I spotted a sign in front of an office complex... it read... STARFISH MASSAGE

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Detroit Assistance

So with all of the recent happenings in the Motor City, I am looking to the experts for a little help. I have a couple of clients coming in for meetings at the end of the month, and we usually…

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Pleasure Principle

As I write this discussion I am listening to one of my favorite artist Janet.. Ms Jackson if you're Nasty and I started thinking about how her music always gets me going and in the mood. I don't know about…

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Using The System

A while back I wrote an article about my first time implementing The System. I've just submitted Part 2 (first time at a dive club) and Part 3 (first time at Follies) very soon to follow.. https://www.tuscl.net/?page=post&id=36600

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Is Gawker ATF the stripper living with him?

I started the discussion: Gawker wrote: "I currently have a stripper living with me." I believed is a new stripper, other believe is his long time ATF. Gawker has not answered this new question. That makes me think it might be his ATF..…

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Best flame war of all time on tuscl

What flame war did you get the biggest kick out of on tuscl? My personal favorite was Dougster vs Rickdugan

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Cock ring during a Lap Dance

Would it work

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How big of a Monger are you ?

OK, I admit it. I love being sexually gratified by young pretty girls. ( Well, not too young. Don't want anyone to accuse me of some wrongdoing ). That is part of…

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The Justice Department enforcing pot laws

The DOJ announced a while ago that the edict from AG Holder that legalized pot nationwide, that the action was illegal and he had to rescind the directive. AG Sessions reviewed the edict, consulted with legal experts, they determined Holder…

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Worst TUSCLer

We have just undergone a period of attacks and trolling on this forum. This started me thinking about the worst TUSCLer of all time. My nominee is Alucard (RIP). Alucard was self-righteous but clueless. He had…

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Has strip clubbing ruined your expectations of women IRL?

They say that porn is a bad influence on one's (especially men, but women too) expectations of sex. In some ways i agree, except that i have very little interest in the porn experience in actual sex. All…

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Getting out of PL land

I like how this hobby acknowledges itself as PL's (vs escort hobbyists who don't call themselves PL's for example)> A first step to change is recognizing the current state. What's the path out of PL-dom? I use hobbies of various types…

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Not cumming

This is fucked up, but I had some ITC extra action Wednesday and today. Both times, no happy ending. Yea, she got a rise outa me, especially the second one. Fuckin sucks.

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What the hell is a public key?

And what the hell is a private key? Is that my dick?

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Ignore feature

I appreciate it more and more each day.

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Are strips clubs your most expensive form of "live" entertainment?

or do you waste more money on some other form of live entertainment (e.g., concerts, shows, sporting events, casinos, nightclubs, etc.)

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Can we add back the day and time for a visit on the reviews of a club?

One thing that has always been helpful has been the ability to scroll through the list of reviews for a club and see the day and time of day for each review. Given that you may be planning a Friday…

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Know Your Audience

While I am not going to apologise for my previous topic I will apologise for not knowing my audience. I thought we could all be adults and discuss some serious topics but I was wrong and I apologize for that.…

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Best free advice about strippers

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=63XHzSS20uk

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If a hoe choooses me...whats a fair fee to chsrge her to join my team ?

Honestly thinking if a hoe wants me to be her man...she needs to up front hand me five thousand then everything after that...then I'll move her in with me

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Strip Club Wives

Is it just me? Or do any of you regular lappers end up with a Strip Club wifey at some point or another? I somehow end up with a Strip Club wife which makes me have to change clubs all…

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Using SA hoes to pull Top Shelf Strippers

If one always clubbed with a new girl on every trip to the same club you would look extremely desirable to so many stripper's...it's a social proof thing...it makes you look extremely important to be with....it's a solid strategy and…

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Just when i thought SA coukdnt top itself

I just negotiate a deal for a once a week dinner date fuck for the cost of bartering my knowledge of poker...yep I'm getting fucked to teach a hoe how to hustle Fools at poker...LMFAO

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Page load times

founder, whatever you’ve done to speed up load times on the discussion pages on mobile, kudos and thanks. It was starting to get painful.

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Just Out: 2011 Interview with Porn Star Trump Slept With

Stormy Daniels said, "I can describe his junk perfectly." Since then she's been paid $130,000 not to. http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/stormy-daniels-full-interview-151788

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How to tactfully let your regular dancer know you want variety?

So I was thinking about heading to my regular club today but I think I want some variety and to get a dance from someone other than my regular dancer. What is the most tactful way to say that? What I…

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Phone sex

I recently found out that an old favorite, now over the hill, has finally quit dancing and is now doing phone sex from home. she claims to be making $500/wk. Is there anybody out there that would spend their hard…

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Purpose of tipping staff at a "juice bar" club?

I can understand tipping someone who provides you a service directly (e.g. soda pourer, dancers who did well, etc.), but tipping other staff at a strip club seems (to me) like tipping the stocker at your local office supply store. I…

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Maybe all PL's are feminist: Yes Means Yes Consent

Was talking to my sister the other day about the Aziz Ansari incident. The conclusion of the article was that men should only assume sex is in play when the female gives an overwhelming enthusiastic "yes". I told her the reason…

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Recent Reviews (verbose)

Is this a compilation of reviews written by Papi?

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"Rituals" before heading off to the club?

Is there anything you find yourself doing every time you go to the club? For example, I shower, brush teeth, dress in a black button-down shirt and nice dress pants, go to the nearby bank to pull whatever I plan to…

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Strip club beating case resolved

"A judge has ordered a man serving 10 years for manslaughter to pay more than $400,000 to the family of the man he admitted killing." What's the chance this dude will ever have $400,000? http://www.willistonherald.com/news/strip-club-beating-case-resolved/article_acab5e42-fcad-11e7-a648-6fbe4080a653.html

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HODL

WTF DOES THIS MEAN?

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Snow equals Stripper no shows

Damn the other day I was all excited to hit up the strip clubs during the day on Wednesday. Usually lots of fun and specials on hump day. When I arrived at the first club at 130pm, no…

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SeekingArrangements

I'm guessing SA = Seeking Arrangements. Can someone help me understand is this a dating site or a place for escorts? Please help me understand how you use it and what prices people pay if it is for "dates…

Pathetic Losers or Brilliant Wieners?

Don't panic I am mentioning the extremes. Most veterinarian bill tusclers fall somewhere in the gray area closer to the Winning Side. "Our life is not really a mutual helpfulness; but rather, it is fair competition cloaked under Due Laws of War; it is a mutual hostility." Thomas Carlyle Our Society is built on the principle of Generalized Competition; that every aspect of life is a game which one was engaged at a personal level, sports, politics, justice, economics and personal relationships. Merriam Webster Define pathetic as Having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity. Loser a person who is incompetent or unable to succeed also something doomed to fail or disappoint. I believe the story behind the term pathetic loser coined by…

My First Time

I just got home from a trip to KC, and the experience is lingering. I wrote up the below. To help capture the experience, to understand it, I don't know. I just needed to write it, and I found this site. I hope this is an appropriate place to submit it. Thanks. Friday night I went to a club in KC with a female friend. She hung out at a bar next door all night getting free drinks while I enjoyed the scenery. A few dancers came up asking if I wanted a dance, but I wasn't quite ready yet. I then had a dancer come up and ask if she could sit with me. She was beautiful, with platinum blonde…

The Money Dance

I am writing this article today because I am saddened by some of the recent reviews I've read and because of something I was witness to on Friday January 5th. As we all know going to the club we go to have a good time. We go to maybe enjoy a couple of dancer or 1 on a one on one basis with some private time and up close and personal time with her or them depending on your liking. Over the last couple of nights I've been reading bad reviews of customers saying they have been taken by the dancer. I also got to see this first hand on Friday night at my favorite club as a man talked…