Rumors Cabaret
1750 S Glenstone Ave Springfield, MO 65804

Completely Remodeled

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stanlee
Mar 23, 2018, 3:05 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

So the club underwent a drastic change recently. I believe the bar guy said they closed for 10 days in March and remodeled the entire place. The bar is on the complete opposite side. The pool table is now in the far corner opposite where it used to be. The stage us gone replaced by two satellite (and much smaller) stages.

The place looks fresh. Cool lighting. But I don’t come here for cool lighting. I come here for naked girls.

That’s where this place disappoints more times than not. Case in point the other night there were probably 6 or 7 dancers. One of them looked 6 months pregnant. Now I don’t think she was pregnant but she was just fat. I’m talking belly rolls over her thong fat. Who seriously wants to see that? You’re selling fantasy and I’m guessing most dudes fantasy is t watching some fat chick waddling and jiggling her beer gut all over the place. She should be a reverse stripper and have guys pay her to get dressed.

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