News from Floriduh "Monkey on the loose near King of Diamonds strip club, police

Nah that’s just Juice ;)

I guess he was horny and wanted to get grinded on by some big booties - can't blame him

Why mention the monkey was near a strip club? Simply providing the location in Miami should have been enough. Now folks will not want to go to the club. The last thing you need is to encounter a monkey on your way to a club. An angry, aggressive, feces-throwing monkey will spoil most pl’s days (except for Juice).

It is a bad monkey and should be punished. Anybody want to volunteer to spank the monkey?

From Wikipedia's page on Feral Rhesus Macaques: Silver Springs State Park[edit]

A rhesus macaque on Florida's Silver River. A colony of rhesus macaques was established around Silver Springs in Florida around the spring of 1938. The monkeys were released by tour boat operator Colonel Tooey[1] to enhance his Jungle Cruise ride. A traditional story that the monkeys were released for scenery enhancement in the Tarzan movies that were filmed at that location is false, as the only Tarzan movie filmed in the area, 1939's Tarzan Finds a Son! contains no rhesus macaques, in part because of the species' bad temperament.[2] The monkeys continue to thrive along the Silver River to this day.[3] Southern Florida[edit] Various colonies of rhesus and other monkey species such as common squirrel monkeys and vervet monkeys have been found in southern Florida. They are thought to have gained freedom after zoo and wildlife park facilities were destroyed in hurricanes, most notably Hurricane Andrew.[4] As of September 12, 2013 more than 1000 rhesus macaques live in the state; officials have caught more than 700 of the monkeys in the past decade. Most of the captured monkeys tested positive for Herpes B Virus. Wildlife officials consider the animals a public health hazard.[