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Juice is getting hitched

Mar 22, 2018, 9:22 AM
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vincemichaels
Detroit

You heard it here first. The Juiceman is getting married again. The reception will be held riverside where he parks his van, catering will be provided by jackslash. 4 Lokos will be served of couurse. The luckyone marrying him is shailynn. May your life together be rich and rewarding and death only will part it. :)

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twentyfive

Shailynn better be the top or he’ll get crushed ;)

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Subraman

Juice is paying for the banquet with his poker winnings. So, basically, plan on paying for your own meals.

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Cashman1234

He’s not springing for a big Waffle House reception?! That’s typical!

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jackslash

Juice can now afford to get married because he is starting his new career as the Flight Club's bathroom troll (I mean, bathroom valet).

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Cashman1234

That’s right! I hope he realizes those aren’t Raisinets on the floor!

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Uprightcitizen

Damn, he may be out of a job if they classify dancers as employees and the girls now have to keep the bathrooms clean for the patrons. I for one would rather tip a dancer

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flagooner

Don't come knockin' if that van is rockin'.

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ATACdawg

I want to hear the Hallmark story of their courtship from Shailynn! It's just, (sniff, sob) so romantic! (whimper)

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