You heard it here first. The Juiceman is getting married again. The reception will be held riverside where he parks his van, catering will be provided by jackslash. 4 Lokos will be served of couurse. The luckyone marrying him is shailynn. May your life together be rich and rewarding and death only will part it. :)
Juice is getting hitched
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Juice is paying for the banquet with his poker winnings. So, basically, plan on paying for your own meals.
He’s not springing for a big Waffle House reception?! That’s typical!
Juice can now afford to get married because he is starting his new career as the Flight Club's bathroom troll (I mean, bathroom valet).
That’s right! I hope he realizes those aren’t Raisinets on the floor!
Damn, he may be out of a job if they classify dancers as employees and the girls now have to keep the bathrooms clean for the patrons. I for one would rather tip a dancer
Don't come knockin' if that van is rockin'.
I want to hear the Hallmark story of their courtship from Shailynn! It's just, (sniff, sob) so romantic! (whimper)
Shailynn better be the top or he’ll get crushed ;)