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Juice is getting hitched

Thursday, March 22, 2018 9:22 AM
You heard it here first. The Juiceman is getting married again. The reception will be held riverside where he parks his van, catering will be provided by jackslash. 4 Lokos will be served of couurse. The luckyone marrying him is shailynn. May your life together be rich and rewarding and death only will part it. :)

8 comments

  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    Shailynn better be the top or he’ll get crushed ;)
  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    Juice is paying for the banquet with his poker winnings. So, basically, plan on paying for your own meals.
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    He’s not springing for a big Waffle House reception?! That’s typical!
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    Juice can now afford to get married because he is starting his new career as the Flight Club's bathroom troll (I mean, bathroom valet).
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    That’s right! I hope he realizes those aren’t Raisinets on the floor!
  • Uprightcitizen
    6 years ago
    Damn, he may be out of a job if they classify dancers as employees and the girls now have to keep the bathrooms clean for the patrons. I for one would rather tip a dancer
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Don't come knockin' if that van is rockin'.
  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    I want to hear the Hallmark story of their courtship from Shailynn! It's just, (sniff, sob) so romantic! (whimper)
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