Upscale Club

I’m just kidding with the review title. A buddy and I were in the area fishing and decided to stop. Hertel, Wisconsin is out in the boonies and calling the town a wide spot in the road would be generous. The club is a small, old bar that is probably not as old as the building(s) seem. The structure is several buildings attached, part of which I think was a mobile home. The bar/club itself is its own building. The front door swings open in the wind. A bottle of beer was $4.75.

Cover was $5 according to the sign but no strippers were working so there was no cover when I got there about 6:30. One stripper eventually came out from behind the dressing curtain to a small, T shaped stage. There was a pole but she didn’t work it. That was probably a good choice since she didn’t seem that nimble. The good thing was that she had a surprisingly good body for her age. However, she may have started legally stripping during the Carter Administration. That’s not a joke. She was friendly, gave good Stevie’s and was well built enough. She only went topless but did flash the pussy.

There was no VIP area that I could see. There were a few love seats that I assume were for lap dances. I didn’t get a lapper because the only stripper in the building was either behind the curtain or on stage for the hour I was there.