Overheard parking lot arguement between a stripper and her boyfriend

I heard one girl yelling at her BF, "The only things you care about are *weed* and *beer*"

But none of these people are born bad, its just the way that our society works.

In the organization I am building, everyone is in life long education and career building.

No drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or born again Christianity.

SJG

^^^ listen, unless I'm going to get fucked by multiple hot women twice a day, I don't think there is anyway in hell I could hang out with you without drugs or alcohol.

I actually saw Jackie Mason do that joke in his one-man show, 30 years ago. Except it was "schmuck", not "loser" lol

@Subraman Jackie Mason was pretty funny back in the day, the one I remember as my favorite is about a husband and wife arguing about losing money at the casino, where he goes you lost how much?
She replies it’s not even a quarter of what you lost schmuck !
His snappy comeback was “but I know how to gamble!”

Shailynn, you would have to change 180 deg, or you would not even be welcome.

SJG

So... they're soul mates.

It’s a very funny joke. If that was a real stripper/bf argument - it’s even funnier that she came up with that line on the spot!

Cash: since I first heard it 30 years ago, I'm guessing it wasn't a real stripper/bf argument, and the stripper didn't come up with that line on the spot. It IS funny though!