She yells at him, “You are such a loser! If there was a contest for losers, you’d come in second place!” His snide reply, “If I’m such a loser, why wouldn’t I take first?” Her awesome comeback, “Because you’re a loser!”
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She yells at him, “You are such a loser! If there was a contest for losers, you’d come in second place!” His snide reply, “If I’m such a loser, why wouldn’t I take first?” Her awesome comeback, “Because you’re a loser!”
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I heard one girl yelling at her BF, "The only things you care about are weed and beer"
But none of these people are born bad, its just the way that our society works.
In the organization I am building, everyone is in life long education and career building.
No drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or born again Christianity.
SJG
^^^ listen, unless I'm going to get fucked by multiple hot women twice a day, I don't think there is anyway in hell I could hang out with you without drugs or alcohol.
I actually saw Jackie Mason do that joke in his one-man show, 30 years ago. Except it was "schmuck", not "loser" lol
@Subraman Jackie Mason was pretty funny back in the day, the one I remember as my favorite is about a husband and wife arguing about losing money at the casino, where he goes you lost how much? She replies it’s not even a quarter of what you lost schmuck ! His snappy comeback was “but I know how to gamble!”
Shailynn, you would have to change 180 deg, or you would not even be welcome.
SJG
So... they're soul mates.
It’s a very funny joke. If that was a real stripper/bf argument - it’s even funnier that she came up with that line on the spot!
Cash: since I first heard it 30 years ago, I'm guessing it wasn't a real stripper/bf argument, and the stripper didn't come up with that line on the spot. It IS funny though!
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