She yells at him, “You are such a loser! If there was a contest for losers, you’d come in second place!” His snide reply, “If I’m such a loser, why wouldn’t I take first?” Her awesome comeback, “Because you’re a loser!”
^^^ listen, unless I'm going to get fucked by multiple hot women twice a day, I don't think there is anyway in hell I could hang out with you without drugs or alcohol.
@Subraman Jackie Mason was pretty funny back in the day, the one I remember as my favorite is about a husband and wife arguing about losing money at the casino, where he goes you lost how much?
She replies it’s not even a quarter of what you lost schmuck !
His snappy comeback was “but I know how to gamble!”
Cash: since I first heard it 30 years ago, I'm guessing it wasn't a real stripper/bf argument, and the stripper didn't come up with that line on the spot. It IS funny though!
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But none of these people are born bad, its just the way that our society works.
In the organization I am building, everyone is in life long education and career building.
No drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or born again Christianity.
SJG
She replies it’s not even a quarter of what you lost schmuck !
His snappy comeback was “but I know how to gamble!”
SJG