Interesting

Four days after I posted this was the worst club in Massachusetts I ended up here. Why? Drove 25 miles to Marios......closed. Called Rhode Island Dolls......no answer. Five snowflakes anticipated and these places closed. Driving home I of course drive by Centerfolds and there are so few cars in the lot I assume they are closing so I go in for a beer. Nope, they are open all night, just 3 customers, but 12 dancers. Usually out of 12 dancers here I find 10 awful, one mediocre and the other ok. This night I found 3 mediocre 2 ok and 7 lap dance worthy.

Drank three beers and decided on a blonde with amazing eyes. Great dances and a worthwhile trip. If I knew it would be like this most nights instead of once in my lifetime I would ignore the huge downside here and go because its less than one beer from my home. The downsides? The facility is disgusting. It was disgusting when it was Pudgy's in the 70's - 90's and it got worse.

The parking lot is literally the worst parking lot in America. If you drive a car that is at all low to the ground, you're hitting something in here. I will be charitable and say they have less than 800 potholes. The bathroom is so gross you feel the need to wash up before taking a leak and it smells even worse. Another downside? Lap dance room has zero privacy (you can basically do anything you want no matter) and is now brightly lit. Finally, the greatest insult of all: Lap dances are now $25.00.