Sunglasses

doctorevil
Evil Lair
One of my pet peeves is people who wear sunglasses indoors. It’s bad enough when they wear them inside in an office building, or the grocery stores, etc, where there normal indoor lighting, but inside a darkened club? So recently I was at the bar talking to a dancer and a guy comes in wearing sunglasses and sits at the bar opposite me. This is at after 7:00 pm, so it’s not even bright sunlight outside. I mention to the dancer my pet peeve and she looks over her shoulder and says “yeah, he looks like a complete tool.” So if you do this and you think you look cool, no you’re not. You look like a tool.

Another of my pet peeves is guys who wear hats indoors. But I guess that’s a whole nother story as it’s commonplace today.

29 comments

  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    One of my pet peeves is idiots that have a peeve with someone that isn’t doing anything to bother them.
  • doctorevil
    7 years ago
    You sound like an indoor sunglasses and hat wearer.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Actually not but who cares.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    ^^^It’s more fun to irritate guys like you with a cigar ;D
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    Would i look like a douche if i wore sunglasses and a hat, with a three piece suit and cigar, to a mexican hat dancing circuit?
  • sinclair
    7 years ago
    Some people have problems with their eyes and have to wear sunglasses or tinted lenses all the time for medical reasons.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    ^^^ ya but that’s you, it don’t bother me none.
  • shailynn
    7 years ago
    Chessmaster who is that big titty ho in your avatar?

  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Oops sorry my remark was to chess
  • skibum609
    7 years ago
    Yeah all the super cool douche bags wearing shades have eye issues. Amazing so many young men have eye issues.
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    Shailynn, no fucking clue. Lol. Just some random big titty ho.
  • chessmaster
    7 years ago
    25 dont patronize me...
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    Yeah, I also find it stupid to be wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night in a dark-ass club - the hat thing doesn't bother me but the young dudes that think they look cute wearing their caps backwards also find it stupid - feels like these guys are trying to draw attention to themselves - cool for women to draw attention to themselves but find it douchey for guys to do this purposefully, IMO.

    But, perhaps they have a reason to wear the shades as having issues with their eyes or bloodshot eyes from smoking weed.
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    Chess;)
  • PaulDrake
    7 years ago
    Hats indoors, huh? Never heard that one before.
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    Why do I wear my sunglasses at night?

    So I can so I can
    Keep track of the visions in my eyes
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    7 years ago
    I don't care. Actually, it can only help me if more guys in the club look like assholes.

    Well... more so than me.
  • AmeliaSmith
    7 years ago
    Only problem that I have with sunglasses inside of the club is that I can't tell if the guy is looking at me or not.
  • shadowcat
    7 years ago
    My grand father always said that only Jews wore hats indoors.
  • realDougster
    7 years ago
    ^Oy Vey
  • rh48hr
    7 years ago
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    So I can so I can
    Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
    And I wear my sunglasses at night
    So I can so I can
    Keep track of the visions in my eyes
    While she's deceiving me
    It cuts my security has
    She got control of me
    I turn to her and say
    Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades oh no
    Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no
    I can't believe it!
    'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades oh no

    https://g.co/kgs/fQq6Bb
  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    @Amelia just assume they’re all looking at you ;)
  • Papi_Chulo
    7 years ago
    Some people are shy about making eye-contact and kinda hide behind sunglasses.
  • Cashman1234
    7 years ago
    Sunglasses in a club will make you look like a complete tool. That’s not a good thing.

    It makes you stand out for the wrong reason.
  • flagooner
    7 years ago
    ^ "@Amelia just assume they’re all looking at you ;)"

    Well, they're looking at her tits anyway.
  • gammanu95
    7 years ago
    For a man to wear sunglasses in a strip club is like wearing a raincoat in the shower. Most clubs are so dark it takes several minutes for the eyes to adjust after walking in. You really do have to be an idiot. However, as far as the dancer goes, a local dancer had some kind of laser eye surgery for myopia, not the same as lasik. She has had to wear two pairs of sunglasses for the past week - regular ray-bans underneath the granny glasses that 25IQ likes- even indoors just to prevent searing pain. Of course, since most dancers are live paycheck-to-paycheck for bad decisions and daddy issues, she couldn't take much time off from dancing. She said getting up on stage without the glasses was hell, especially with the disco lights and strobes.
  • SuperDude
    7 years ago
    One very bright sunlit day I kept my silver tinted aviator sunglasses on as I entered the club. I wanted to give my eyes time to adjust to the dark from the sunlight. Well, I didn't take them off before I got hit on for a VIP dance. This stripper went crazy dancing to her reflection in my sunglasses--fingering herself and sucking her nipples. I'll never do that again.
  • GoVikings
    7 years ago
    Chulo says....“Yeah, I also find it stupid to be wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night”

    https://youtu.be/X2LTL8KgKv8

  • twentyfive
    7 years ago
    @gramma nut job. Even if my IQ is only 25 it’s still 26 points higher than yours.
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