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doctorevilEvil Lair

One of my pet peeves is people who wear sunglasses indoors. It’s bad enough when they wear them inside in an office building, or the grocery stores, etc, where there normal indoor lighting, but inside a darkened club? So recently I was at the bar talking to a dancer and a guy comes in wearing sunglasses and sits at the bar opposite me. This is at after 7:00 pm, so it’s not even bright sunlight outside. I mention to the dancer my pet peeve and she looks over her shoulder and says “yeah, he looks like a complete tool.” So if you do this and you think you look cool, no you’re not. You look like a tool.

Another of my pet peeves is guys who wear hats indoors. But I guess that’s a whole nother story as it’s commonplace today.

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twentyfive

One of my pet peeves is idiots that have a peeve with someone that isn’t doing anything to bother them.

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doctorevil

You sound like an indoor sunglasses and hat wearer.

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twentyfive

^^^It’s more fun to irritate guys like you with a cigar ;D

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chessmaster

Would i look like a douche if i wore sunglasses and a hat, with a three piece suit and cigar, to a mexican hat dancing circuit?

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sinclair

Some people have problems with their eyes and have to wear sunglasses or tinted lenses all the time for medical reasons.

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twentyfive

^^^ ya but that’s you, it don’t bother me none.

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shailynn

Chessmaster who is that big titty ho in your avatar?

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twentyfive

Oops sorry my remark was to chess

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skibum609

Yeah all the super cool douche bags wearing shades have eye issues. Amazing so many young men have eye issues.

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chessmaster

Shailynn, no fucking clue. Lol. Just some random big titty ho.

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Papi_Chulo

Yeah, I also find it stupid to be wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night in a dark-ass club - the hat thing doesn't bother me but the young dudes that think they look cute wearing their caps backwards also find it stupid - feels like these guys are trying to draw attention to themselves - cool for women to draw attention to themselves but find it douchey for guys to do this purposefully, IMO.

But, perhaps they have a reason to wear the shades as having issues with their eyes or bloodshot eyes from smoking weed.

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PaulDrake

Hats indoors, huh? Never heard that one before.

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realDougster

Why do I wear my sunglasses at night?

So I can so I can

Keep track of the visions in my eyes

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Call.Me.Ishmael

I don't care. Actually, it can only help me if more guys in the club look like assholes.

Well... more so than me.

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AmeliaSmith

Only problem that I have with sunglasses inside of the club is that I can't tell if the guy is looking at me or not.

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shadowcat

My grand father always said that only Jews wore hats indoors.

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rh48hr

I wear my sunglasses at night

So I can so I can

Watch you weave then breathe your story lines

And I wear my sunglasses at night

So I can so I can

Keep track of the visions in my eyes

While she's deceiving me

It cuts my security has

She got control of me

I turn to her and say

Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades oh no

Don't masquerade with the guy in shades oh no

I can't believe it!

'Cause you got it made with the guy in shades oh no

g.co

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Papi_Chulo

Some people are shy about making eye-contact and kinda hide behind sunglasses.

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Cashman1234

Sunglasses in a club will make you look like a complete tool. That’s not a good thing.

It makes you stand out for the wrong reason.

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flagooner

^ "@Amelia just assume they’re all looking at you ;)"

Well, they're looking at her tits anyway.

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gammanu95

For a man to wear sunglasses in a strip club is like wearing a raincoat in the shower. Most clubs are so dark it takes several minutes for the eyes to adjust after walking in. You really do have to be an idiot. However, as far as the dancer goes, a local dancer had some kind of laser eye surgery for myopia, not the same as lasik. She has had to wear two pairs of sunglasses for the past week - regular ray-bans underneath the granny glasses that 25IQ likes- even indoors just to prevent searing pain. Of course, since most dancers are live paycheck-to-paycheck for bad decisions and daddy issues, she couldn't take much time off from dancing. She said getting up on stage without the glasses was hell, especially with the disco lights and strobes.

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SuperDude

One very bright sunlit day I kept my silver tinted aviator sunglasses on as I entered the club. I wanted to give my eyes time to adjust to the dark from the sunlight. Well, I didn't take them off before I got hit on for a VIP dance. This stripper went crazy dancing to her reflection in my sunglasses--fingering herself and sucking her nipples. I'll never do that again.

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GoVikings

Chulo says....“Yeah, I also find it stupid to be wearing sunglasses in the middle of the night”

youtu.be

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twentyfive

@gramma nut job. Even if my IQ is only 25 it’s still 26 points higher than yours.

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