Will strippers be at your funeral?

Actually strippers as my pall bearers would be dope AF

Heh, funny question ... as of right now, I'd guess 1

Not unless it is held in China.

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Not sure, but I bet JS69 will have the most strippers of any of us at the reading of his will preceding the funeral.

Lol not fooling myself. It depends on how many I pay for showing up in my will or if any think the are getting some of the estate. This is how its done right...

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LOL

I am sure of it.

Hundreds and hundreds!

shailynn's comment made me realize that we haven't heard from JohnSmith69 in a while. He was always an ace source of crazy stories. I hope he's doing research for new crazy stories!

Fantasy.
Dozens , Of course! I'm the only one they do OTC with and I will be missed. Ha ha

Reality ... Not unless there C notes being given out.

My guess is one. Maybe two.

There's one I know from her non-stripper life. I don't think she knows I know her other life, and I've done everything possible to avoid her at the club, including visiting that club a lot less. She might show up.

There's one other one who follows me on Facebook. I suppose she might show up.

I’m worth more dead than alive - so if there is an insurance policy paid out in singles - there might be a dollar parade. That would be kind of cool! Dancers gyrating and grinding as I’m lowered down into the dirt!

If I died today?

I’m good friends with a few of them, so I would think those ones would be.

God, I hope not.

Only one is likely.

But seriously, how am I gonna know?

-->"I’m good friends with a few of them, so I would think those ones would be."

Which leads to the next question: how would those strippers find out about your untimely passing, and funeral details? (question is to everyone who thinks a stripper might attend their funeral, not just larry)

^^^#FakeNews

There's probably be several that would show - just to make sure I was really dead! ;-)

@Subraman: Because I’ve made arrangements to let her know. I don’t think she’ll actually come, because she won’t want to explain. But she’s the only one who’s even likely to entertain the notion.

I wouldn't want any to show up.

I'm not even sure how any dancers I've known would find out I was dead. Probably would have to appear as a ghost and freak them out but I doubt that would make them show up. Probably scare them.

-->"@Subraman: Because I’ve made arrangements to let her know. "

Ya, my best SC wingman has my ATATF's contact info, and I think she'd come. I've done that with him a few times over the year, giving him contact info for whatever ATF or CFs he should contact, in case I met with an "accident"

I’d love it if a filthy stripper showed up and emptied her bladder on my coffin as it was lowered... it would be an appropriate send off!

Free lap dances for all at the funeral parlor !!

I sure would like to see that but unfortunately, I don't think any dancers would show up at mine.

Ok so I want all strippers in my funeral as my pall bearers; they all need to be in stilettos and carry my coffin mafia-style with no hands, all shoulders--and each one need to be crying profusely, in Jesus name, Amen!