Famous TV characters you could see as a SC OK or a dancer
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Denise Huxtable would've dropped college and danced near Hillman for years
Definitely late teen Marcia Brady would've stayed in heavy rotation in the VIP in a classic all-white club, though she looks like she gives a lot of air dances. But dammit late teen Marcia looked like she smelled gooood. Like you can always smell her shampoo.
Fat Albert I could see as a regular PL when he gets older
Teela from He-man was a straight up freak. I can see her with some wicked sleeve tats, both arms, and bringing snakes on-stage during her set.
Donna from that 70s show would strip only 1 night and give up.
Kelly Bundy would definitely be the feature.
Definitely late teen Marcia Brady would've stayed in heavy rotation in the VIP in a classic all-white club, though she looks like she gives a lot of air dances. But dammit late teen Marcia looked like she smelled gooood. Like you can always smell her shampoo.
Fat Albert I could see as a regular PL when he gets older
Teela from He-man was a straight up freak. I can see her with some wicked sleeve tats, both arms, and bringing snakes on-stage during her set.
Donna from that 70s show would strip only 1 night and give up.
Kelly Bundy would definitely be the feature.
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last commentMonica from Friends would definitely be one of those dancers in and out of rehab
Thelma from Good Times would stay in the same 'hood club. Never venture out. I'm guessing her VIP trips are never less than 8/10
Dee from Good Times is your classic swindler stripper. Saying she's coming back with your $20 change, never returns. Telling Bruno the bouncer you still owe her $50 after 2 waaack lapdances. Always late to work with a lame excuse.
Ms. Garrett from Facts of Life would be that den mother mama san overseeing the VIP.
Jo the tomboy from Facts of Life would give intense lappies with full eye contact though you knew she was smashing all the pretty dances. Jo always pullspull your dick out every lap Dance Damn the cameras. Always LDK with Jo
Elmer Fudd stays in VIP. Full hunting outfit always on. Gun always casually resting outside the VIP entrance
Daisy Duke would feature. Work the same club as Kelly Bundy
Data from STNext Gen would be hilarious at an SC. Especially if he has his emotion chip on and a stack of ones. Shiddddd
Gonzo the Muppet always sits next to Alf on Perv Row comparing notes
Mr. Rourke from Fantasy Island as a
PL working the system in a white suit.
Principal Skinner, classic PL
Newman from Seinfeld would be the bathroom troll.
"Gilligan's Island" both Ginger and Mary Ann. "Lovey" Howell... not my thing, but I wouldn't judge.
Daisy Duke from "Dukes of Hazard". File under 'duh'.
Pretty much all the hotties that Captain Kirk nailed, human or otherwise.
Cindy Brady could make a killing at dickroman's regular club.
Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air would be making it rain
Sadly, his cousin Chachi would be working every angle to get free dancer pussy.
And, probably very close to reality, Joanie would be the crack addicted whore turning tricks out back by the dumpster....
I’m not sure if Ralph Malph or Potsie Webber would be the men’s room troll? I’m thinking the name Potsie would be perfect for a men’s room troll.
Marguerite from Vikings, learned by drinking from the firehose.
Carrie from Homeland
Cersei Lannister from GoT would have the biggest GPS in stripperweb history.
Debra Morgan from Dexter would be hustling dancer drinks from everyone and giving BBFS in the VIP.
Jessica Jones would be the dancer that hangs out at the bar drinking with you, but only grinding the pole onstage and never giving lap dances.
Joan Harris from Mad Men would be the most popular dancer in the club each and every shift she worked, Not sure about mileage, though.
B.A. Baracus as a bouncer.
Mr. T started his career as a bouncer.