Denise Huxtable would've dropped college and danced near Hillman for years
Definitely late teen Marcia Brady would've stayed in heavy rotation in the VIP in a classic all-white club, though she looks like she gives a lot of air dances. But dammit late teen Marcia looked like she smelled gooood. Like you can always smell her shampoo.
Fat Albert I could see as a regular PL when he gets older
Teela from He-man was a straight up freak. I can see her with some wicked sleeve tats, both arms, and bringing snakes on-stage during her set.
Donna from that 70s show would strip only 1 night and give up.
Kelly Bundy would definitely be the feature.
Smurfette would work at a Black SC. That's easy.
Monica from Friends would definitely be one of those dancers in and out of rehab
Thelma from Good Times would stay in the same 'hood club. Never venture out. I'm guessing her VIP trips are never less than 8/10
Dee from Good Times is your classic swindler stripper. Saying she's coming back with your $20 change, never returns. Telling Bruno the bouncer you still owe her $50 after 2 waaack lapdances. Always late to work with a lame excuse.