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Beemers Gentlemen's Club

McKeesport, Pennsylvania

Gentleman's Club ... NOT ... Good Place To Start

So looking at past reviews and due to close proximity thought I would give this a try. Arrived at sunset around 9:00 ET with a few cars in the well lit large parking lot. Appeared…

Pumps

Brooklyn, New York

Same as Always

First time here in a couple years. Not surprisingly I didn't see any familiar faces. Girls of mixed races - a nice mix. Mostly on the thin side. If you like larger girls, this may…

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THIS IS A SAD DAY. THE FAGGOTRY HAS COST A MEMBER OF THE TUSCL CHURCH HIS LIFE

We are gathered here today to morn the loss of a very dear members of the tuscl church. Pistola/txtittyfag has passed away. This is such a senseless tragedy that was completely unnecessary. Pistola/txtittyfag passed away while eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

No touch, NO FUN

After spending a disappointing four hours at Follies I decided just to drive by the pony. They do usually have more of what I like here. Slimmer dancers. To come here it’s really…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Expensive but fun

I don't expect much of a scene anywhere on a Wednesday afternoon, but this place always tries to keep it real. I hadn't been here in a couple of years, but was greeted…

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Drank till she puked.

I use to go out with a girl who would drink till she puked. Take her out to a bar she would drink beer all night til she was ready to leave. Then she would do 2 or 3 shots.…

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Today is lirpa sloof ‘s Birthday

Title is the message

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Uncle Joe Biden - The Sniff Test

Joe Biden has been criticized for standing behind a woman, leaning forward and smelling her hair. It is said that Biden “violated the woman’s personal space.” Good God Almighty! Next thing you know it will be considered “inappropriate” to politely sniff a…

Show World

West Babylon, New York

Not your normal Saturday

Stopped by on a Saturday and checked to see who was working. There were a few girls but this one girl caught my eye, tight body and cute, real spinner. She was a woc, early…

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So glad I signed up for the TUSCL newsletter.

After 6 years on this site, I was shocked to see a TUSCL newsletter in my e-mail inbox for the first time. I think it is a brilliant idea to have regularly contributing members pen the various columns. What was…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

FOR AN EARLY FRIDAY NIGHT NOT THAT BAD

If you are coming West on Henderson you must turn left on to Kenny, then a quick as possible left into the club. Had a free pass but tipped the attendant who had huge…

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Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the best blowjobs?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why does an Ethiopian stripper give the…

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FKK Motorcity Goes Out of Business

FKK Motorcity Goes Out of Business The Detroit News March 31, 2019 America's first FKK club, the FKK Motorcity, has gone out of business. FKK (which stands for Freikorperkultur or Free Body Culture) is a German movement of…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Another trip to Tropical Lay

Saturday night around 11 and the club was hopping. Most of the lounge chairs and couches were full when I arrived and more than a dozen women were making the rounds and rotating through…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Going downhill

Stopped in on a Tuesday and was disappointed to only find six girls on the shift. Usually Tuesdays are pretty busy both customers and dancers because they run a ten buck lap danc e special.…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Can always find mileage ... at least when it is slow

Physical details: Always drive myself, so I don’t know about Uber deals. About half the time they honor the web coupon for no cover. It’s also free before 6. Pat downs only happen later in the night. You…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

We have liftoff

Wanted to stop here on my prior Philly visit to meet one of the dancers listed on here but there was no place to park and on that particular evening, not seeing the area prior…

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Satisfaction?

No, not The Rolling Stones song, but the new review criteria that replaced dancers. I don't care for it and preferred the old dancers rating. I don't mind an additional rating called satisfaction even though it's not that…

Double Shoe Men's Club

Bacliff, Texas

Good visit this time.

Local to the area. Been around long enough to remember Lipsticks and Crazy Horse. $9 cover. $10 Jameson Did announce a 5 min shot special for $4. Only able to stay…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Decent Entertainers, but no effort

So was heading to ballpark and left GPS at hotel, so I was trying to do it from memory. Got off at wrong exit and passed Risque and kept going to what I thought…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Went on an off-night, during spring break -- nevertheless had fun

Went on a Thursday night, which happened to be during spring break, so it was a little slow (club was relatively empty). Nevertheless, the atmosphere was cozy, and the girls were nice -- not too…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Too smoky, stupid parking fee

I still don't understand parking fee. Plenty of spots available and it seems like a cash grab. And you can't avoid i, no public spots withi walking distance. This was early around noon. Few girls…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

Just a regular bar--but with strippers!

The Silver Bullet in Urbana may have been the first strip club I ever went to, maybe about a dozen years ago. I remember leaving that night thinking how it didn't align with my expectations…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

7th Inning Stretch

So, after my visit last time which was OK, still curious to see in person some of the ladies referenced in the reviews. Went two separate nights and the only person working both nights…

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Heading on my KS run this month.

Any of the dancers here going to be in KS this coming month? I’ve got money to play. My last visit to Salina was very fun. Wanting to have even more fun.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

First time seeing Trinity

Stopped in to PH Friday night to catch the end of a basketball game. Semi crowded but far from packed. I noticed a few new girls, at least to me. Holly, tall, slender girl with tattoos…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

Lunch Review

I was visiting a friend of mine in Akron during lunch hours and he suggested hitting up Hush instead of burger joint. I wasn’t going to say no to boobies. The club itself is high-end…

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So Sad

Ride-share mistake led to death of SC college student: https://wsvn.com/news/us-world/chief-ride-share-mistake-led-to-death-of-sc-college-student/

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

Crazy visit

OK I needed to drop a quick review of this unique ADULT BOOKSTORE . This is NOT a strip club. I walked in about 1PM there were about 10 cars in the lot.…

Ecstasy Theatre

Santa Ana, California

Surprised by talent.

Went here on a recent visit to town. The exterior of the building doesn't suggest it will be anything special inside and the inside pretty much matches the outside. Place looks rundown and out of…

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The Parking Lot Whores Of Dallas

I will be going to Dallas soon. Baby Dolls specifically, although I might try Chicas Locas if the heat from LE subsides. I have been to Dallas and Baby Dolls twice in my life. The first time I came…

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Any leads on Shalynne ??

I got no damn clue ??? I hypothesis that his wife busted his ass doing a stripper and it was no dice

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Good guys is my favorite for a reason

I like Good Guys of all the clubs I’ve been to in DC which includes Camelot & Archibalds and a few in PG. First, I like that there is no VIP. Room. I…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Afternoon after the airport

The wife and I were dropping off at the airport. I've been reading about Flight Club and decided to give it a try. We weren't disappointed. We arrived just before 3p and…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

ROB Alert.....Some visits aren't like the other

First, the day of visit is listed as unknown because this will cover a three day sampling. In Philly again so I was hoping to go back to the Orchid and find my two fav's from…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Better than expected

After a lousy round at the PO, thought I would try my luck at the 19th Hole. GPS took me some awful way, but eventually I got there. Felt like I was going…

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Toda La Noche

I don’t see TLN in the glossary. If I’m not mistaken, SJG popularized the term. Should it be added?

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My Doppelgänger is Having More Fun Than I Am!

I had a very odd conversation with a stripper recently. I had just entered the club and taken a seat as she was getting off the stage. She seemed to be in a hurry to join me. Ordinarily I…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Prior review was right on

I decided to go to All Star based on the strength of the prior review. I went in with the expections of a fun time, dances with some liberal above the waist touching, and reasonable…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Entertaining dances/average girls

Went on a Saturday night, was weary of trying it out since it’s a bikini club now but decided to give it a shot. Walked in and sat down against the wall where tables were,…

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Strip Clubbing On My 30th Birthday Saturday

I am dreading turning 30 on Saturday so I’m going to have to drink a ton and get a ton of dances this weekend. Only question is what strip club to visit, but even though I have been strip clubbing…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Afternoon Visit

Pandora's truly is my favorite club in the Seattle are when I have time (and a budget) to visit. this visit was no exception for sure. First all Pandora's is delightfully seedy and…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

Probably closing or...something?

I walked upstairs at Jewel Box to be confronted by a peculiar sight. The liquor was all missing behind the bar, and there were large orange buckets around. A cleaning crew was scrubbing…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Good Time

I hadn’t visit the club in about a month but had one free pass left so I was like what the heck. I arrived a little earlier then I normally do around 8pm and I…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

Business travel

I was in town on business so I gave it a try. Tuesday is topless waitress night, this place is supposed to have decent food,but I was not there for the food. Goo range…

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“I thought I danced for you before!”

Lol. I recently went back to one of my favorite SCs on a Monday night after a month had passed since being there previously. Lol. Last time I was there, I got an excellent grind with some great extra attention.…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, Florida

Saturday afternoon hopeful

I don’t really frequent this place and had not been in a while. But I found myself with a couple hours to kill on Saturday so I figured why not? Layout has not changed. It…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Decent local place

The Silhouette is local to me and does not really look like much from the outside. Once you go through security (Metal Detector) there is a room to the left with pool table. Straight ahead…

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Wow - Auburn beats UK in OT

After having lost to UK by 27 in the regular season - good game

Rebelz Club

Moshannon, Pennsylvania

Wasn't what I was looking for

Was back in this part of the state and I knew from previous visits that this place had extended hours. Arrived in at about 1:30 am and the parking lot was packed. Paid…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Hobbeze in the Spring

I guess I'm the only monger who chooses to review this place. . . - either that or everyone else is in the theatre and doesn't want to review that experience (see below) This was from…

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Transgender Strippers near Philadelphia

Where is a good place to see Transgender Strippers near Philadelphia?

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Friday afternoon stop

I had a few hours to burn during a layover, so I stopped by BT one Friday afternoon. The club is reasonably well reviewed so I’ll skip the descriptions of the club. I…

The Palace

Altoona, Pennsylvania

What's up with this club?

Haven't been back to Club Coconuts in quite some time. Got there about 10-ish on Saturday night and the parking lot was packed. I expected to see a wild time in the club.…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Bachelor party

We were in the area for a bachelor party. We decided on this place since it was byob and they offered transportation. It was $30 a head for the van ride and cover charge. They…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I went to J’s on a Saturday night around 00:15. There was only one lady on shift. She was overweight and white, a 1 on a 10-point scale. I was surprised this place was so…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

sinclair's Review

I made a couple stops at Bobby’s Bar the last few weeks. The first visit was at 23:45 on a Saturday night. The club was packed with patrons and there were no open tables or…

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When i cum at a club I'm not supposed 2

I usually tip well like double the fee as a thank you for risking your job for my pleasure

Politics

Trump is in bed with The Russians

What kind of extras is he getting ?

Southern X-Posure Downtown

Salt Lake City, Utah

Looking good for good looking talent

Taking Utah clubs and their quirky laws into consideration, this Nude club fills a unique need in the area. No, there is no liquor sold or consumed onsite. No, you cant touch or "direct…

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Wells Fart-N-Go

How long do you think it will be until we end up having a total cashless socoety. The reason I ask is a good friend of mine is ex military and pays a lot of attention to that kind of thing.…

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The Moral Stripper

From a recent review: Ole Glory Daze Akron, Ohio The Moral Compass March 30, 2019 This was only my second time at this club, but I will definitely come back. First the basics, I entered the club there were about 10-15 guys and only 5…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Same experience every time

I have been to gatsbys many times. Usually afternoon. This time night. The experience is always the same! First, the good. Always feel safe. Parking lot lit, good bouncers. Always a good atmosphere with plenty…

Spearmint Rhino

Lexington, Kentucky

Laid Back and Entertaining

Strip Club is easy to find right off the interstate and there was plenty of parking available. Also I felt safe both inside and outside the club. Rhino’s atmoshpere is upscale and roomy. It looks…

Amber's Cabaret

Brook Park, Ohio

Slim Pickins

On my way to the airport, I stopped in just before noon. Aside from the bartender, I was alone! There is normally a tall buxom bartender there when I go in (always on…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Friendly Club

I went for a few hours just after they opened on a Wednesday night. It was fairly slow in the club but there was about 10 dancers of varying looks and ethnicity. Some dancers got…

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My weiner is scared of cold water

It hides like a scared little turtle Thats my excuse and ai am sticking to it

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Star Wars Burlesque

This looks kinda hot. Others may disagree https://www.axs.com/star-wars-burlesque-parody-show-the-empire-strips-back-announces-2019--136180

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Tough to get a vibe

The location is very nondescript with no true feeling of an upscale club. As you walk in the front door you are immediately in the seating section of the bar. The guy working the door…

Rickey's on State

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

not great

I was at Rickey's from about 10 to midnight last week. $5 cover to enter. Had a few domestic bottles of beer which I think were $5. I am a pretty easy grader but this…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

Environment Low Satisfaction high

Environment: This place looks like nothing from the outside. The strip club is attached to a bar with separate door to in the back. The club is tiny with one long stage. It's a BYOB…

Silk Exotic Platinum

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

downtown Silk

This review is for the downtown Silk location, not the one on Silver Spring. Not sure why there is a separate entry for the newer, downtown location. This was about my 4th visit to the…

Bucks's Platinum

Toledo, Ohio

Decent Visit - Limits on Fun

A few weeks ago I was in Toledo and decided to head to some of the clubs to see how things have changed sinc ethe "good old days" there 10 or so years ago.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Smylee

So on a Saturday late afternoon I decided to make a run over to the orchid to see if there was any new blood on the weekends. When I arrived approximately 6:15 there was about…

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

Do They Know Their Reputation?

Gatsby's has a lot of good things going for it. It is a clean facility and in a reasonably safe neighborhood. Their drink prices aren't extreme to any means. And they probably…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Not a Bad Way to Spend a Saturday Afternoon

Bourbon Street Circus (BSC) is still one of the nicer clubs in the Phoenix area and can be a lot of fun with the right dancer. As other reviews have said, there is no…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Still Miss The Good Old Days

This was stop number 3 out of 5 clubs I visited on the 28th of March and, back in the day (i.e. circa 2005-2009), it would be the only club I would need to visit…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Saturday night

In town for business, got there about 10:30 Saturday night. Stayed until close, which is at three. Customer numbers were down according to the dancers, but I thought the balance was about right.…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Too Much $$$, Not Enough Variety

I had the week off from work so, after a few days out of town, I decided to spend a large part of my Thursday revisiting some of the area strip clubs. I would have…

Centerfolds

Neptune, New Jersey

If You're In the Neighborhood...

I had some business in Asbury Park and decided to check out this place since it was nearby. Getting into it was a bit of a trick given rush hour traffic late on Friday…

Fred's Gentlemen's Club

Ibiza, Spain

Sucks If You Are Over 30...

And sucks for most of those under 30. Unless you are local, this is likely a waste of your time. I went because it was the closest club to my hotel. Layout does not seem to…

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Yup she’s mad

Alright I’m not trying to bring my drama to TUSCL but I think it can raise some interesting talking points. My CF that I talked about in a previous topic blocked me on Instagram. (Not the end of the world…

Subi's Place

Southgate, Michigan

Girls, Girls, Girls!

Stopped at the club after a 4 month absence. Club was the same, but the Valet cost was now $6.00 but I usually find street parking. Anyway. It is true that Hurley…

Déjà Vu Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Free drinks before 9

First time here, I was staying nearby. Found out that cover was $10 and that included free drinks until 9 pm, so figured I could watch some college basketball. The club is right next to…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

A bar

This place is a bar above all else. I’ve never been to a club that is as close to a normal bar than this. Note that this does not seem to be an afternoon club…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

late night visit but didn't look promising

le girls is a place i love and i hate. This place has changed a lot since the first time i came here when it was only full nude. It's probably the best…

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Lady friend gave me a fine cigar!

Lady friend gave me a very expensive had rolled cigar for a present. I bought her 4 or 5 drinks and dinner. I think she came out on the better side of the deal. I will enjoy my cigar tonight.…

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, Virginia

Happen to be going thru Richmond on 95, stopped, not great but always true in Virginia

What is it with Virginia SCs? It seems like it's morally ok to have a few SC in the state as long as no one actually has a good time in one. Stopped in about…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sat 3/30/2018 Great Time Gang of 4

Sat 3/30/2018 Great Time Gang of 4 BigTim, Higgs, Heellover and I gathered together at Sugar 44 around 8PM. As reported in prior reviews we each individually and previous as a group…

Hi Five Club

Houston, Texas

Nothing but old ladies.

If ur into old ladies this your spot, old ladies asking for drinks. Went there in the afternoon wanted to try something different around T. Road, went in was greeted by an old lady. Not worth the…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

dayshift is dead

dayshift had 4 dancers, all white, and i would rate them 7, know wonder only 10 customers there, nite shift came in around 7 to 8 pm. but only…

Platinum Showgirls LA

Los Angeles, California

Better the last time!

I used to love Deja Vu Showgirls many years ago. This was my first time at this location and my last time at this location. I feel that Deja Vu Showgirls has lost it's stepped…

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Why is the space between a stripper’s breasts and her hips called a waist?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is the space between a stripper’s breasts…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Changes at the Blue Moon

Haven't been back to BML for a while due to work, and a lot has changed. The most noticeable thing is that eyesore building in the back of the parking lot has been torn…

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“A very funny solution to immigration by Comedienne Kathleen Madigan” ~ “I said

“There are easy answers to things but no one thinks of them. We don’t have to build walls we do have too make laws I said we turn illegal immigration into a reality show where we vote people in and vote people…

Sky Lounge

Houston, Texas

Good spot to get some drinks

Good spot to get some drinks

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A cute little air dance that I watched the whole way through

https://gfycat.com/impassionedsmallaxisdeer-sweet-tata

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Chinese economy

The Chinese economic model, developed in the 1980s, and implemented beginning in the 1990s, is simple and flawed. China decided it would use its huge, cheap workforce to become the manufacturer to the rest of the world. That simple strategy…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

A very old small town fun in Indiana

I was there last night to see other places besides Indy. The club is quite old (one stripper told me one of the oldest in the US but I am not sure), if you expect…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Lowkey Local Legit

This night at players was a typical weekday atmosphere. Crowd was small pleanty of seats available. Which I dont mind however I dont like to be the only real customer left 8n the club. The…

Stiletto

Nanuet, New York

First Visit

Knowing I’d be in the area, I did a little research here to see which club I should visit. Decided to stop here rather than Lace due to the quality of dancers. Was…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Just another Sunday

It’s been a while since my last visit to cheetahs, so I decided to treat myself a little. Hasn’t changed since my last visits really, although most of the girls who approached me were all…

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Nicole diaries #5: wtf law school is gonna make me cry like no know it makes eve

I need to stop dreaming about and googling how to get top grades in law school and focus on getting in first hahahahajajaajajjajhaha Omg in the shower I was thinking how the fuck am I gonna get top grades while…

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I guess they gotta keep coming up with new shit

$300 denim panties: https://www.google.com/amp/s/people.com/style/denim-panties-spark-internet-frenzy/amp/

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Punta Cana, Dominica Republic

Anyone know of a good spots in Punta Cana to find a female companion? What are the good strip clubs in the area? How about getting a personal driver out there to take you place? I have heard a lot…

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AXE BODY SPRAY

Now *this* is the most junior high thread on TUSCL. No other thread can surpass it.

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Solid talent, OK mileage

Located east of Kalamazoo on M96 (Kings Highway), Angels is a medium sized club that features a pretty good line up of dancers, both in the afternoon and evening. The club has a low,…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Busiest club Ive ever seen for a weekday afternoon

First, the pros: There are a ton of girls, especially for an afternoon. Some variety too, a lot of AA’s, some Cubans, some white girls, but I can’t recall any Asian girls. A mix of different…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Great to look at not very social

The few times I've been to SoCO has always been the same. Amazing to look at women. Though the place does smell pretty bad, the scenery makes up for it. Dance prices were fairly reasonable (especially…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Not enough dancers

Since Mardi Gras, Doll House, and Flashers shut down I'd hoped that this club would have picked up some of the other clubs' dancers. Unfortunately the day I went it didn't seem like they…

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Live Web Cam - who's got them in their club?

There's a well known "out of this world" club in Tampa that happens to have a webcam pointing at their main stage and one in their dressing room. If you're not familiar with this, you can log in to…

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Police and Thieves

Police and thieves in the streets (oh yeah) Fighting the nation with their guns and ammunition Police and thieves in the street (oh yeah) Scaring the nation with their guns and ammunition From genesis to revelation, yeah The next generation will be hear me All the…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Hot women, but bs dances and too clubby

I got here at 9:30PM and it was almost totally empty. One dancer not my type talking to one dude. I asked and they said come back at midnight when it's busy and they'll let…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Saturday Visit

Another afternoon visit to Dancers. Nothing has changed with the club. Scan ID and a $5 cover upon entering. Bar is close to the entrance. They only had one stage going with a 2 song…

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Q: Why should you never buy a dancer a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove....

Politics

Trump closing the Mexican boarders !!!

Hows that going to affect you TJ boys ?

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

The Moral Compass

This was only my second time at this club, but I will definitely come back. First the basics, I entered the club there were about 10-15 guys and only 5 girls. Most of…

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Nicole diaries #5 : dream guy. (DISCLAIMER:THE BEST GUY IS NOT ALEAYS THE "DREAM

DISCLAIMER:I AM NOT SERIOUS. -ideal candidate : -top 10% law school grad or won awards in law school for trial advocacy - has political ambitions -very, very sweet :) -good manners -must be socially intelligent -has to be passionate about being a friendly , fun…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Another trip to Country Rock

This is one of my favorite clubs over the years, 2nd to only Hustler in the area. Went in 2 weeks ago on a Thursday night. The sign outside said now full nude, but only…

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Nice surprise

I've been wanting to stop here for a few years now. Finally got off the thruway and stopped Friday afternoon. Easy to find not far off I-90. Its located in an area full of businesses.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

return trip nice but could have been better

Visited late afternoon on a Saturday. Still offer the free shot of your choice with your 1st beer. Nice touch. Arrived late afternoon (4p) and some of the girls were getting ready to…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Ain't always getting watcha see

Ok, so it's a Thursday night, last week, my homie hit me up, go grab some drinks and watch some naked chicks dance. Had nothing going on so said WTH, let's go! Decided on Kittens…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Fantastic Facilities and Staff

I've been to a lot of different clubs all over the country. Diamond dolls in South Florida is a must stop. Hot latina women, that aare very friendly. I think this club is a lot…

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Free lunch and nice time with Chanel

In town and hungry and lunch is for free before 3 pm because the waitress convinced me to get a table. Also ordered drinks. A few ladies stopped by and a few touches the package.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Great reminder MW. Keep in mind that the drink

Great reminder MW. Keep in mind that the drink and dance coupons are every 12 hours. So sometimes I’ll just get my coupons and pocket them for later if I’m not staying. That way, the next round…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Ghost Town on Thursday evening 5 to 7 PM

No one at front desk at 5pm on Thursday. Walk in straight inside, no entrance fee. The stage is sorounded by bar, and at bar around 40 persons can be seated. On first sight…

Brass Rail Tavern

Toronto, Ontario

Wish my local clubs were more like this

The Brass Rail was the first strip club I ever went to, way back when my buddies would road trip to Toronto to see our local baseball team from great seats at reasonable prices. We…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Upscale Establishment

This club reopened in 2018 with the goal of bringing the high class Vegas style club to DC. With the lights, music, and women, I’d say that it comes pretty close. The place is clean…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Latest Visit to So-Co

Been about 6 months since I stopped here and not much has changed. It was a quiet night as it was a Thursday. The staff was friendly and greeted me when I walked…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Review

This place had been going through renovations and for a while they took down their televisions. So when there were down times, shift changes and when they don't put girls on stage, it gets really…

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, Washington

Tourist trap. Better clubs in Seattle

I work close to pike place market and went out with bunch of co workers for a drink after work. We had visitors from out satellite office in Australia and they wanted to visit a…

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Quantity vs quality of sex?

Let's have some hypothetical situations. Some of these are much easier choices imo than others but I want to see if there are any outliers. If given a choice between these options which would you choose? 1. A. All the sex you've…

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Afternoon Shifts

Go early? When they’re freshly showered and before they’ve had a round or three of cocks? Go later? After they’re buzzed and lubed up by other people’s alcohol money and they’re primed to go? Thoughts?

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Where can I find a place like this?

Where can I find a place like this?

Scarlett O'Hara's

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

Had been awhile

Used to go here quite a bit, but it's slipped some over the years and I usually save my money for clubs in larger cities. But thought I'd try it again and see how things…

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HK and flavored raincoats

Headed to Mexico next week end and I can’t decide if I want Trump to close the border after I get there or not. Grin. I really doubt that could happen but it does add a dynamic that hasn’t been…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Costly but experience was good

I wanted to try this club out after trying a few other DJ clubs but had read that this club doesn't have enough good experiences in the last few months. Once i went in, i…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Vegas Baby

After going to Chica’s in Austin, I had to see this one. First of all, this is in a sketchy neighborhood. The Lyft driver actually waited for me to go through the door before…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good value on a tuesday

Was in Philadelphia for a business trip decided to come to cheerleaders after a real bad night at the casino There were probably 15 or so girls working mostly white a few other races…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

dissapointed

So I was in town for a few days and drove by scores a few times and decided to give it a shot. It was around 6pm so I could see the shift change with…

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founder. hk club comments.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club Comments (club wall) seem to be limited to 100 available to see on my device. the older comments drop off as a new comment is posted. my very first comments are not visible.

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Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar

Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking ass" Then he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away.…

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Two friends went to a strip club

Two friends went to a strip club. When they got inside, they noticed two seats conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, they took the seats. As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I buy a VIP card. It’s $50 and lasts three

I buy a VIP card. It’s $50 and lasts three months. Gives you 20% off the Cascada and Riso hotel rooms in on Monday and Tuesday night gives you 80% off. also gives you a free drink and a half…

Racer Girls

Poplar Bluff, Missouri

Slow Thursday Night

When I arrived at 8:00 PM. There were no patrons and only one girl on shift and she was sitting at the bar. We sat and talked for an hour, but I did not get…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good club, best bang for ur buck in lap dances

Firstimer at this club and was pleasantly surprised. Very large with second floor. Around the outside of the main bar and dance area, there are plenty of high tables or couches to sit and chill.…

The Pony

Poplar Bluff, Missouri

Comfortable Club

I spent three hours talking with cute girls and got five pretty good dances. The girls were all friendly and there was no pressure from any of them. Although I have heard stories of high…

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Funny strip club memory

I was out to dinner last night with friends. We started talking about funny strip club memories. Story 1: My friend told the story of a girl he was getting dances with at the old Platinum Plus Columbia. This was several…

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Dennis Hof is still dead

http://www.startribune.com/autopsy-heart-attack-killed-nevada-brothel-owner/507839842/

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Lots of girls!!

I have been to Dreamgirls before, but never on a Friday evening. Decided to check it out today and was surprised to see a lot of dancers. Lot of them were pretty. Cover is 20$…

Miss Lindsay's

Greene Township, Pennsylvania

A business opportunity

Miss Lindsey’s is for sale. Act now before it’s too late! I’ve been to dozens of strip clubs all over the country, and this has to be the biggest dive anywhere. (Full disclosure: I live…

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Déjà Vu says it will no longer feature Cardi B songs in wake of scandal

What do you think? Should strip clubs ban Cardi B songs? https://www.wkrn.com/news/deja-vu-says-it-will-no-longer-feature-cardi-b-songs-in-wake-of-scandal/1885838701

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Want to work in a strip club?

Legends in Detroit has a job opening for a cook: "Legends Detroit in Detroit, MI is looking for one experienced line cook to join our team. Our ideal candidate is self-driven, ambitious, and engaged. Willing to work nights and weekends. Please apply…

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Have you ever felt sorry for a stripper not making money?

Is it bad I felt bad? Usually when I see my fave, she’s either just finished giving a lapdance or will get other guys to say Yes One night, no one would say Yes , I had already gotten one and after…

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What did the stripper say when her son turned 14 and started asking her about se

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when her…

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The Dry Spell

I thought I was the only one. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/03/29/share-americans-not-having-sex-has-reached-record-high/?utm_term=.cec7b0245292

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Revoked privelages with fav after 4 month absence?

I took a break since November. A few reasons for it but whatever that ain’t even that long. I saw what was my CF at the time last night and got some vanilla ass dances. I tried sucking titties..nope, licking…

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Nicole diaries #4: in my bed curled up wishing I had a cute handsome guy to cudd

Ugh I fucking love cute boys.

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Rick dugan

Am i the only one that thinks he is a coward bastard inbred cocksucker

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Rick dugan

Am i the only one that thinks he is a coward bastard inbred cocksucker

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Very good VT/Duke game

I never pull for Duke but enjoy watching their games bc they are always prepared and play at a high level.

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What rights do bouncer's have to fuck a PL up?

A question I should know the answer to. Under what circumstances can a bouncer apply physical force? For example, if a drunk PL refuses to leave can they legally drag the dude outside even if his only trespass was being drunk? Years ago…

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NYC LD Party scene

Anyone who is not a ‘rep’ of one of the clubs got the lowdown on how sketch the scene is? I miss the old Lido Room.

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SA. No shows?

We all know strippers are notoriously unreliable. I'm going to assume this translates to SA girls too. So what's your initial meet noshow rate? I'm seriously considering scheduling 2 SA dates for 1 night, ( like 90 minutes apart )…

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SB relationship gone bad

This has sugar baby relationship gone bad written all over it. This should prove interesting in the next few months. https://nypost.com/2019/03/29/playboy-maxim-model-arrested-in-death-of-doctor-found-in-cars-trunk/

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Dancers Suing Their Club

I go this club frequently and I’ve heard plenty of dancers complain about how managers treat them including managers trying to force the girls to fuck them. Guess a few had enough. This is the second time dancers have brought…

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Nicole diaries #3: I actually look cute and so pretty for class today I cant bel

I havent loked pretty in over a month cuz I havent done my makeup in over a month My earrings are pretty and elegant and my hair is silky for the first time in a while!! K

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Nicole diaries #2: I fucked up my dream of graduating top 1% honors.. but Ii hav

A few posts ago u may have recalled that something happened to me in college that changed me. My parents forced me to do something and it changed my brain chemistry..ive never felt like this after what happened but I continue…

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Paying the price the next day

It's all one big party when one is out at night playing at the titty bar. The drinks are flowing easily and a nice light glow settles in. The breaded hot wings smell and taste great, with a…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

miami room update... NEW CARPET!!! including the little private dance rooms!!!!

miami room update... NEW CARPET!!! including the little private dance rooms!!!!

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Military Humor

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. She said…

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Offset labels Cardi B 'the best hustler' after strip club controversy

"Offset" is the name of Cardi B's husband--because it's the stupidest name ever? http://www.music-news.com/news/UK/120762/Offset-labels-Cardi-B-the-best-hustler-after-strip-club-controversy

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Why can't strippers learn the alphabet?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why can't strippers learn the alphabet? A.…

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San jose guys thoughts

@sjg what are your thoughts on sex tourism?

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First time arranging OTC. How much?

Been going to this club for almost a year now. Pretty much regular with 2 to 3 visits a month. Earn some trust of some of the girls. Now getting offers for OTC. Getting asked for $1000 for the entire…

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Question for the dancers. What do you understand about men your civie girlfrien

Question for the dancers. Do you understand men better than your civie girlfriends? In what way?

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Medical question

We all know that TUSCL is the place to go for legal advice. I thought I'd ask a medical question, for a friend, to see if the responses are just as reliable. What does it mean if your cum has a…

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OT: Funny Trump Skit

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-manimal-colbert_n_5c9c62fae4b072a7f604dd2d

Ruby Slipper

Jackson, Michigan

This place doesn't appear to be open...I live near there,

This place doesn't appear to be open...I live near there, and their lights haven't been on since at least Christmas 2018. Anyone have any info?

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Chicago

Hey all, lurker looking for some insight. Have a trip up to Chicago planned in a few months and wanted to see if anyone had any recommendations for good clubs. My town is noted for rather crappy clubs,…

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How often have you had a stripper act like she was trying to get you to eat her

I’m sure she’s playing but she did this the last two times I saw her on podium, despite they’re being managers and security around, the first time I think she did a champagne show ( it’s how it sounds) she…

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Detroit Inflation

Is it really getting that bad? Is $500 normal now?

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Opening Day

This should be a National Holiday

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What's the difference between a West Virginia stripper and a flying pig?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What's the difference between a West Virginia…

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OT: The EU Wants Cars To Have Speed Limiters and More by 2022

It seems that politicians believe driver training or road maintenance won't improve anytime soon, so instead they want to limit your car's engine power to make sure you don't break the speed limit while robots determine whether you're fit to…

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Top reason i love 2 LDK

1. Afraid of STD 2. Afraid of getting a stripper Preggo 3. It's more affordable 4. Girls are usually younger and shit loads more attractive in comparison to most extras girls.. Just saying its a harsh truth about the industry 5. Because i fucking…

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Another Gem from NJ

https://www.instagram.com/p/BvRtd4Cnyt3/ She reminds me of a fav of mine from Breathless who is from Kazahkstan. That being said, I avoid the club where she dances at all costs.

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“Nobody should capitalize on human illness and misfortune” “Health Insurance has

And now has seen its criminal activity become required fare.” Sorry; Title could not said all. “There was a time in America that a doctor would work for just the promise of a good roasting hen, and perhaps the esteem and peace…

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OT: FIRE Movement

FIRE (Financial Independence Retire Early): https://abcnews.go.com/US/burned-millennials-seeking-alternative-work-lifestyles-career-living/story?id=61938694 ^ The first window in the page is a video not a pic (the first time I loaded it was hard to see the play button)

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What is the TUSCL view of having fun wrong?

https://www.tuscl.net/app/rev.php?id=350899 Holy cow, whoever this reviewer is got torn up. :/ I personally would not have gone with this dancer’s method. I was *there* the past two Saturdays and it was super busy. Granted both times I wasn’t on the floor until…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

The ultimate milf club

The ultimate milf club

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exclusive miami hk.

the miami room was closed for a private party tuesday. and so far it is closed today. hope it reopens to us poor folk soon. the 5 minute privado lap dances need the larger booths of the miami room. the…

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PAPI RIP

No it's not a premature announcement of the demise of TUSCL member PapiChulo. I was driving on the West side of Cleveland earlier today and the license plate on a car in front of me at a traffic light read…

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How old were you when you got your first job ?

I'm the son of a West Texas wheat farmer and cattle rancher. So there was always work to be done. I started doing odd jobs around the farm at the ripe old age of…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

I was there last June early in the shift. Place

I was there last June early in the shift. Place was dead only four or five customers; left after about 30 minutes. May have been the fact that it was mid-week in the summer; no other options close by.

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'It's war': Omaha strip club files federal suit after being ticketed

https://www.omaha.com/news/metro/it-s-war-omaha-strip-club-files-federal-suit-after/article_60ef2ce0-4572-5740-ab95-2cfb102ce251.html

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What is the hardest thing about hiring a stripper as a babysitter?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What is the hardest thing about hiring…

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Ladder of Taboos

So let's say you were somehow injected with a truth serum that would reveal information about you that you might prefer other people not know. Fortunately for you however, you get to choose the order in which you reveal this…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Was working 2 fridays ago.....She was in a fantastic mood;

Was working 2 fridays ago.....She was in a fantastic mood; best dances from her, ever, and that is saying something...