Why is a stripper like a cigarette?

And I though you were going to say you stomp on her when you're done. I think I've read too many of your jokes.
;-)

Brilliant!

How about she gets lit then puts her mouth on my butt? I know it doesn’t work as a punch line, but it is still brilliant! ;)

Following Flagooners's suggestion:


A. You want to get her lit, put her butt in your mouth, and stomp on her when you're done.

<takes a bow>

Hmmm I guess angle brackets don't work.

(Takes a bow)

And you can get the same outcome cancer

Not fucking them. Lighting them on fire and inhaling the smoke.

Orally

Don’t eat the pussy HPV