Q. Why is a stripper like a cigarette? A. Because you want to get her lit and then put her butt in your mouth.
And I though you were going to say you stomp on her when you're done. I think I've read too many of your jokes. ;-)
How about she gets lit then puts her mouth on my butt? I know it doesn’t work as a punch line, but it is still brilliant! ;)
Following Flagooners's suggestion: A. You want to get her lit, put her butt in your mouth, and stomp on her when you're done.
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last commentAnd I though you were going to say you stomp on her when you're done. I think I've read too many of your jokes.
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Brilliant!
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How about she gets lit then puts her mouth on my butt? I know it doesn’t work as a punch line, but it is still brilliant! ;)
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Following Flagooners's suggestion:
A. You want to get her lit, put her butt in your mouth, and stomp on her when you're done.
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Hmmm I guess angle brackets don't work.
(Takes a bow)
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And you can get the same outcome cancer
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Not fucking them. Lighting them on fire and inhaling the smoke.
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Orally
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Don’t eat the pussy HPV
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