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Why is a stripper like a cigarette?

jackslash
jackslash61322904

Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. Why is a stripper like a cigarette?

A. Because you want to get her lit and then put her butt in your mouth.

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flagooner

And I though you were going to say you stomp on her when you're done. I think I've read too many of your jokes. ;-)

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4got2wipe

Brilliant!

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4got2wipe

How about she gets lit then puts her mouth on my butt? I know it doesn’t work as a punch line, but it is still brilliant! ;)

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jackslash

Following Flagooners's suggestion:

A. You want to get her lit, put her butt in your mouth, and stomp on her when you're done.

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flagooner
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flagooner

Hmmm I guess angle brackets don't work.

(Takes a bow)

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madhouse

And you can get the same outcome cancer

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flagooner

Not fucking them. Lighting them on fire and inhaling the smoke.

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madhouse

Orally

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madhouse

Don’t eat the pussy HPV

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