Dirty's Topless Bar
3308 NW Grand Avenue Phoenix, AZ 85017

Disappointed visit

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whitesun777
May 29, 2019, 5:44 PM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

Never been to Dirty’s before (drove by a few times) and it looked like crap from the outside. My friend was in town, so I finally decided to take him there and check things out. This was Sunday late afternoon around 5pm or so. No cashier up front, no cover, bouncer did a quick ID check and pat down.

When I got inside, I was surprise it’s not a dump. Pretty nice actually so I guess I shouldn’t judge a book by its cover. There’s some high tables and chairs by the front entrance then to your left is the bar. Around the corner is the DJ booth which faces the main stage. There are more nicer tables/chairs around the stage area. We sat in the area directly across from the DJ booth.

The place is not packed at all but there’s a few dancers by the bar hanging out. We waited a while but doesn’t look like there’s a waitress here as it seems the bartender is doing all the work. I ended up going up to the bar to try and order 2 beers but even then, I’m being ignored. Finally, someone else (not the bartender) was able to get my 2 beers but I still end up waiting for the actual bartender for the transaction. They really need to hire extra help here.

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