Definitely a dive

So a small-town club like this, I figure either I'll have a great experience, or a poor one. My visit ... was almost surreal.

I visited this club fairly early on a Saturday (8pm?), expecting it would be slow, but sometimes slow can be good. There were exactly two dancers on shift when I arrived, and a third showed up later. This just wasn't enough.

The club is small, with one bar and one small stage at the far back end. There aren't really regular stage dances, and the one or two I saw the girls didn't even get topless.