Sugar Daddying out of my van (an update)

I've spoken before about my ventures on the road in an effort to sugar daddy on the road. tuscl.net

I wanted to give an update on what's going because I've undergone many a change and made plenty of upgrades. I had to have perhaps the hardest talk I ever had to have with Jeff the homeless guy (he was guy that would slide the side door and offer the candy) Yes I had to fire him. A dear friend. It was tough, and he took it hard, but deep down I think we are both gonna be better off for it. Especially me though, he was scaring off the girls with his grungie beard and the whole not bathing thing.

I took the Papi Chulo's advice and upgraded my wheels as well. 

I've gone from this
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To this
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I've also taken Nicespice's advice on the candy I offer. Sour punch straws, Charleston Chews and Twix's are now very much apart of my repertoire. If I think the girl is really special, I'll get out of the van and get down on one knee and offer a ring pop. 

I've I tried to capture a certain look, but I've decided in order to look my friendly and funny I would opted to dress a clown right now. But so far my efforts have been met with heavy resistance. These continue local kids hide around the corner in bushes and when I drive around they pelt the van with rocks. Little fuck stains can burn in hell! Between van damage and being bailed of jail/lawyer fees, my costs have far exceeded those of seeking arrangement. As my mind flirts with wallowing in regret and despair I remember the words of the late great Jim Valvano,

"Don't give up, don't ever give up"

That I won't Jim. More to come.

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