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Dems are already screwed for 2020

How many different ways can they keep shooting themselves in the foot? Do they really have such a poor grasp on the political landscape in places outside of CA and NY? First, they went all-in on the ridiculous Trump narrative…

Teaser Pleaser

Bakersfield, California

High Cover Low Rated Girls

Went there as first club I tried in Bakersfield. Cover was $25 with unlimited soda. Only a couple other customers there. Girl on the one stage was a 6. There were…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Meh

The last time I came to the Squire was probably back in the late 80’s. It was a dump back then and while they have made improvements to make the inside of the club reasonable…

Expressions II

Tiffin, Ohio

A Smokey environment

Found this club just outside of tiffin on state Route 224. Had some good and bad things I will explain. First the bad. In my opinion it was really really Smokey. I think everyone in the…

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How have lap dances changed over the decades?

We have discussed this before but it pops up from time to time and it will be good to discuss something on topic for a change in another thread someone mentioned that lap dances were mostly air dances years ago I have…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Very chill on Monday and Tuesday nights

Monday and Tuesday nights are the best nights to chill at Strokers. $5 to get in, $5 dances, well actually 2 for $10 dances, and parking is free. I like going on those nights because…

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Not a scientific conclusion but ... apparently review counts are falling.

I very often read or at least skim all the reviews posted the day before over breakfast. I thought I noticed a significant drop in the number of reviews each day so I went back several months and quickly counted.…

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Sorry i haven't been around

Just an update on myself since i do have a small pocket of resistance that actually love my ass lol To the massess that don't give a fuck my apologies for a of topics and useless thread. Been 2 busy to be…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

just too early

Hi patrons, I was there in early march when it was freaking cold for no reason. I looked for this place online and address was different. The address was 403 southwest harvey milk street. But it…

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What did the stripper say when she was told that "fellatio" was the proper term

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when she…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Room splitting

I am a regular for the morning shifts on weekends but I stopped by bogarts at 1:00am. I was quickly asked to order a drink before i could take a seat (I should get used…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

In a Conundrum

Well stopped here after visiting Ft. Worth and that should tell you something about Ft. Worth. I couldn't believe how downhill Ft. Worth has gone. The talent may only stretch to a seven,…

Sparky's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Ok for a quick afternoon visit

Had a few minutes to kill on a Saturday so I stopped by Sparkys around 1 pm. There was 1 girl hanging out at the bar when I got there. About 15-20 minutes…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Dead on a Saturday night

Came in on a Saturday evening the week after the nude night and everyone must have gone that night and spent their monthly allowance. & girls working ranging from 5-7 in looks and body.…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Variety!

I was in the area on business and after reading some reviews I decided to church this place out. Got there a little before shift change. There were plenty of dancers available, enjoyed a dance…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Third times a charm

This was my third visit here. Got there at 1:30pm. One spot in the front lot for me and the side lot was halfway full (or half empty for you pessimists!) There were about 10…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Longtime patron. Love the place. By far, the best looking

Longtime patron. Love the place. By far, the best looking dancers in any Phoenix SC.

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Married couple poll: How many years was your sex life with your partner satisfy

For those who are currently or have been married: 1. How many years have you been married (or were you married for those who are divorced or widowed)? 2. Of those married years, how many years featured a satisfying sex…

Wild Orchid Cabaret

Bossier City, Louisiana

Gone down hill

This club recently decided to enforce Louisiana's rule that there can be no dancers under 21. The girls here now tend towards the heavier side. This was always true, but more true now after the ban.…

Champagne Agogo

Phatthaya, Thailand

Worth a visit

I've been staying in the LK Metro for a few days now and checking out the different gogo bars in the area. The Champagne Gogo is worth checking out. Lots of attractive Thai ladies dancing…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Great First Visit, Best Value Club!

I went on a Monday afternoon a few weeks ago. I arrived around 4 pm, and had to pay for a membership. $10 per the year. Only a few people at…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

change of pace

I decided to try a different club in the coi. I believe cover was 20? There was ample parking. Surprisingly across the street there's a bus stop with people waiting for the bus close to…

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The world would be a better place if we all had sex at least once a day.

I think about many different things throughout the day, but at least 50% of the time it’s sex. Is this normal? Also, as a dancer are you horny a lot of the time? If I was in something sexy (or…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

They’ll blow your ....mind

Been here many times over the years. Always good. Yes, the more the girls know you, the better it is. Went about 3pm on a Thursday. Candace and Raven were there. I’ve had many dances…

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OT: Goid hand/eye coordination

https://youtu.be/wG3hZfeAEVE

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Well What Do You Know

This review is from Jan. Saturday, Jan. 12th. I arrived just before noon-about 11:45 am-and there were no girls on stage; I left to get food at the Burger King just up the road, and…

Bombay

Chihuahua, Chihuahua

Meh all the way around

BLUF: Save your money, go to the club next door. I went to check this place out on a Friday night around 8:30pm. First note, that the signage is on the street side, but you…

Tennyson Lodge

Bethel Park, Pennsylvania

Decent Dive Type Club

I was recommended this spot by a local friend. While our tastes differ I could see the appeal right away. It gave off a rather Americana dive type feel I would expect out of an…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Remodeled VIP

Latest visit of many, but the first since they completed their remodel of the VIP area. VIP now extends into the "main floor" area, not just the back room. The former lap dance…

Lux Views/ Centerfolds

Superior, Wisconsin

Slow is too kind

I had been across the street at their competitor so I decided to try Centerfolds. Parking was in their lot. Beer is $4 for two bottles of domestic during their happy hour. The place is…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fabulous Saturday night

I am a gold car member so prices vary. I entered the parking lot in front of the club at around 11:15 pm.Its free parking. There were 3 security guards at the entrance ,showed my…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Disappointed - but then again it was just a Sun afternoon

This was my 5th of 6 clubs I visited in FL this weekend. Unfortunately, it was my least favorite. You know it's bad when the best part of the visit was chatting with…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

calm before the storm

Was in the french quarter about a week prior to mardi gras with a few friends so my experience may be a bit different then the typical year round experience. walked in an paid the cover,…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Stopped in for a quick beer

I stopped in on a thursday night as i was driving back into NYC. The club was easy to find and once inside i grabbed a seat at the bar. There was a dancer on…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went to PW this past Wed

Went to PW this past Wednesday. I was there for a few minutes when I saw one of PP's old dancers there hanging out at the bar doing shots with some of the dancers.…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

Two thumbs down

Went to red parrot to check out the scene got there around 11:30..wasn’t much going on only Two dancers were worth any time there but they were busy with other customers..red parrot is usually a…

Cox's Cabaret

Clarksburg, West Virginia

Pleasantly Surprised

Club is very easy to find with a doorbell to enter. Met the House Mom at the bar. Small bar but large club inside with 2 floors. Kind of dark inside but comfortable. The House…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

A revolving door of beautiful and hot dancers.

I love it when business takes me to Phoenix. Though this time it took me to Tucson and I made the hour trip to Phoenix (I always try to stay on the NW side of…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Corporate tourist trap

Under Rick’s this club is becoming more of a corporate tourist trap every day. Rick’s has the highest dance price ($30 a “song”) in the area. On top of that Rick’s still cuts the songs…

The Bunny Club

Syracuse, New York

Remodeled and name change -- Bunny Club

The former Player's Club has been remodeled and reopened as the "Bunny Club" The interior has been changes with dance booths moved and various modifications to the stage. The ownership has remained the same…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Solid but pricey

My first trip to Atlantis. I had a few hours to kill before a flight out on a Friday afternoon so I went looking for options. I've been to New Loco before so…

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Anyone watching UCF v Duke

Game is turning into a great one UCF leads by 4 with 2 minutes left

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I have to stop adding vodka to my wine

Every time I drink vodka, I get a paradoxical reaction. I sport wood and have nowhere to go with it. Maybe that’s why vodka is my favorite drink at SCs. Ocean vodka is the absolute best that I have had.…

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Ron Gronkowski announced that he is retiring today

Do you think his retirement will cause Tom Brady to rethink his own retirement, after all he will be a difficult cog in the Patriots machine to replace.

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Good Time

Got there about 430p. Bar is rectangular with 2 poles, 1 at each end. Friday at that time is slower. I like the low key atmosphere. Happy Hour beer is good price. 2 beautiful bartenders!!…

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Being ignored by the waitstaff

This happened to me just yesterday. I was in one of the clubs I frequent. Wanted to get another drink (beer) and let the waitress know. After 20 minutes of watching her serve and get new orders…

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How some clubs are exploiting customers.

Respected Senior members, I have been relying on your invaluable information for visiting any Strip club for few years now. This is me writing something in Internet for the first time in my life. I wanted to start a discussion…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

Terrible

I went with some friends after a night out and the layout was just odd to me. It was super crowded and we found some seating towards the lap dance area. The girls weren’t that…

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“There is no Republican Party. There is no Democratic Party. There are no Republ

Title says it all.

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

not golden, but still friendly

I had to laugh at the reviewer who said 'Golden Horseshoe, it's more a dingy yellow.' It's true this place is nothing golden or fancy though it can be a chill spot to hang out…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Best Friday afternoon stop in the area

When I traveled thru tampa/st. Pete recently I made sure to stop at OZ only...its the best club in the area for a few reasons. First off i only go…

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Mueller Report Released

OK, now what are the Dems going to do with themselves now ? Are they going to come up with another conspiracy ?

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Different than Before

Doing the tour of Mannheim Road, the prospects didn't look like much at any of the other places. It was around 5:30pm and I had some time to kill. I hadn't been to Bobbies in…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Yawn

Given the recent events at Wackos I thought that I would stop by Sins to see what was up. Low volume crowd meaning not a low of customers. I was told that it…

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Let's Revitalize the VIP

Hump all these threads in here

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

multiple Saturdays

There is a good size parking lot shared with a subway and overhead doors. Papa T’s diner is above with a package store and a Napa. It is very dark when you walk in. To the…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Very lame .... same as 15 years ago!

I finally stopped into Partner's Tavern after a long 15-year hiatus (I don't get to Erie that often). Sad to say, I didnt miss much and it's actually got worse! I wandered in…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Decent club

I walked into this establishment with a few buddies from work. Parking was pretty easy and safe. Walked in bounce recognized my bud he didn't charge us to get in. Not sure if that's…

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Mixed feelings on new photo (uploaded today)

Waist down looks okay, not the best angle of my boobs. Not sure if it’s worth sending to FWB. Hmmm. I’ll just leave it here for you guys. Lol

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Monday Afternoon First Visit

Went to Kittens for the first time ever on a Monday around 2PM. Paid the cover which I believe was around 15 bucks with a drink. There were about 15 customers there and at least…

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Who is having more sex over age 50, research explores

Interesting article: https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/22/health/sex-partners-over-age-50-kerner/index.html Too bad they didn't analyze older PLs hanging out in strip clubs as one of their demographic groups.

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Blaze on Sunday

Being that I live closet to Blaze, I go there often. Club Blaze is located near East Atlanta off Moreland Ave. Sunday evening is best for me when it comes to going to Club Blaze.…

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Going off of Flagoobers thread/ Failed Sodas

I rarely drink soda any more but, I remember a few of these failed sodas. Which ones do you remember? https://amp.businessinsider.com/soda-brands-dont-exist-anymore-2017#referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&amp_tf=From%20%251%24s The one I remember the most was Crystal Pepsi. I had a friend that got pissed when they discontinued it. He…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Serves its purpose

I started coming here frequently about 4 weeks ago. So I’ll try to give my best info on the place. The place itself is decent; not huge but also not a hole in the wall.…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Definite changes

Stopped in after reading a few recent reviews. Wanted to see how bad it has become. It was a very dissappointing visit to say the least. There were about 4-5 dancers working…

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Today is International Peepee Day!

That’s right, boys and girls! Today is international peepee day! On this date in 1957 I discovered my peepee! I’ve been like a kid with a new toy ever since. Later today I’m going to one of my favorite clubs…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Variety of girls, but didn't meet an American

This was my first SC in Miami after hitting up two SCs in Tampa the night before. Arrived around 10pm on a Saturday night. Left around 3am. Ended up doing just $20…

Silvers Lounge

Windsor, Ontario

Good visit on a Wednesday night!

Dropped by Silvers a few weeks back on a Wednesday night for a drink. Usually this place is quite slow on Wednesdays but to my luck they were quite a bit of girls working at…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Raven invasion

Apparently they had a party on Friday evening and were still serving free leftovers through Saturday night. Easy pass for me. Surprised to see that the girls from the Raven are continuing to find their way…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

New for me

I made another visit a week ago. I usually go at the early part of the week but occasional work calls. I need to make some money to feed the girls. To my surprise the…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Less than expected

First time visit to this place. I’m won’t be in a hurry to go back. Entered at about 8 pm. Since it was my first visit they demanded and scanned my drivers license. (Not a good…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Not much going on..

Dropped by the raven since I was in the area. Some new faces to me.. I finally saw the much maligned Fantasia. She is very rough looking with horrible bangs and a drug addict streetwalker…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Yes, they serve alcohol and they were fully nude.

Yes, they serve alcohol and they were fully nude.

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

The Return to the Smoke House

Hadn't been to Bogart's in a while and after reading a few reviews decided to make a visit. The layout is the same with that massive smoke wave hitting you as you enter.…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Wishing for the Good Old days

It has been about an year since I've visited, and I had hopes that things have changed for the better. Boy was I wrong!!! I went on a sunday afternoon and then…

Déjà Vu Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Went to have some company. Saw a great show.

I came in because I was bored (night shift life, not much to do after 0200). I was hoping to have some female company for a little bit and maybe get a dance, but planned…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Fun Night Visit

First time to VIP’s, I was at a friends house nearby before heading back home. It’s located right off 280 on a typical NJ Main Street. Parking wasn’t terrible, found a spot a block away.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

decent place

I visited sapphire on a friday night recently. It was packed to the max with customers. There were about 40 women working that night. There was diversity among the women. I saw hispanics,white,black and asian. Over 90 % percent were…

Jimmy's Gentlemens Club

Chicago Heights, Illinois

A Nice Surprise

I hadn’t been to this spot in about 10 years or so. But with the demise of Arnie’s and Club O, etc Jimmys is probably the best option for seeing black women twerk and wind…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Solid Club for a solid time

Came in on a friday around 7, 6 bucks at the door and in to see some women i went! Club is big but kinda run down. Waitstaff is friendly did not hustle me that…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, Florida

Pleasantly Surprised but only because I Checked Expectations at the Door

Intro Okay, Stir Crazy might be the next best option for SC in South Miami outside of Playmates, but that doesn’t mean this club is anywhere close to the level of Playmates. Stir Crazy is…

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I'll see your Orange Vanilla Coke and raise your one Peanut Butter Whiskey.

Nothing goes together quite like peanut butter and jelly — except maybe peanut butter and whiskey. The match made in heaven was made a reality just last year by husband-and-wife duo Steven Yeng and Brittany Merrill Yeng, who run OB…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I hit paydirt on an early afternoon visit

With their new earlier opening hours I gave it a shot. Glad I did. At 3 PM there were about 15-18 dancers. All white except one Latina. Almost all were 7's and 8's. No fatties…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Now they need more dancers

Given recent reviews, I gave it a quick try Saturday around 1:30. There were about 8 girls. The dancers and the customers were a good ethnic mix. What surprised me was there were 20-25 customers.…

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How do men view lesbian relationships between strippers?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How do men view lesbian relationships between…

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Nicole diary #1: I'm going to obtain a professional degree with or without ur fi

Thank you for offering my financial support to pay for part of my law school tuition . however, your support is obviously contingent on you being satisfied with me. If I make u mad and you decide not to support me…

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Going VIP again

And she’s bringing bubbles, she doesn’t mean champagne, actual bubbles for the shower I haven’t been vip in over a year, it surprises me she never brought it up again unless strippers only ask once and after you do it, they…

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LMAO

SNL skit - "The Women Of Congress" - LOL: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=HG9Z961mhXU

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Solid visit

I arrived early evening and paid the $2 side parking and small cover fee. I got there right as the early ladies were starting the night shift. Several girls told me that they just got…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Good place with the right dancer

Nice-looking club with good facilities - however there is something cold about the club. Small and intimate in some ways but not really a party vibe like you get sometimes at Teaser's in Durham.…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Sometimes a guy just has to have fun

Stopped by Pandoras after meeting with some friends for lunch up north in Everett. (My goodness I miss Honeys) I walked in and paid my cover and soda charge. I swear that…

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Porn on Netflix!

Porn quality cum shot 1hr 27 minutes into the movie "Love".

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Princeton, West Virginia

Ufc night

Went a few weeks back on a Saturday to watch the UFC event. Came in around 730, paid a $10 cover. Sat at the bar and bought a bud light. Started talking to a brunette, cant…

Platinum Nights

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Too Slow

Decided to five platinum nights a try. entered right around 6pm ish. No cover. The interior was very upscale had a large stage right in the middle. couple of guys sitting at the bar drinking…

J's Bar & Grill

Northlake, Illinois

Beware of falsies (Not what your thinking)

After a unrewarding visit to Bobbie's I headed to J's to try my luck . After my eyes adjusted I could see there was maybe 6 girls working this night . One imidiately caught my…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Spearmint Bachelor Party

Was just here for a bachelor party after our flights landed on a Friday night. Was able to call for a limo and get in without cover. There was a ton of people but luckily…

Fox Gentlemen's Club

Bath, Pennsylvania

Been going often recently

I’ve visited this club a couple time recently. I’ve been here before so i already know the layout. Stage inside Bar with two poles. Walk your away around bar there are 4 lap dance rooms…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Tatiana on Friday afternoon - Intimate, Playful and Naughty :)

This is my regular place. I typically prefer afternoons and based on my previous experience the girls are a little more relaxed, make some good conversations My normal corner is by the billiards pool There are 4…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Jersey attitude and a Blonde Barbie

I rarely get over to this end of the city, so I have not been here in probably 10 years. Last time I was there I got dances from a 9.5 dancer! She was amazing.…

Bare Cabaret

Austin, Texas

First Review

Summary of couple of visits. First on a weekday evening, second during weekend. Newest club in Austin. Very easy to get to from Hwy 290. Plenty of free parking. This is a nude club, so BYOB.…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Feels like classiest club in Baltimore

Stopped into Penthouse on a Friday evening. I don’t get downtown much but wanted to check it out. As you drive towards the club the free parking lot is just across the street facing the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Band of the Hand

While no stranger to strip clubs, I tend to avoid Jersey's due to the ridiculous laws regarding dress and alcohol. After seeing references to the Playhouse in another forum, and reading reviews here, I finally…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Caramel Delight

I was in Akron visiting a friend and stopped by for a visit. I'm glad I did. Set your GPS and you'll drive right to it. The place looks like the photo on this site.…

Mystique Bridgeport

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Pretty chill

Went there for the first time in my friends birthday. Always passed by the place but never had the balls to enter. Security is pretty good and despite the area; I feel safe entering and…

PoleKatz

Bridgeview, Illinois

not up to expectations

What do they say? "an expectation is a resentment under construction"? I hadn't visited PK for about 4 or 5 years and I remembered some pleasant experiences. Friday wasn't great... partly (entirely?) my…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Yo this place is awesome

After almost a month Vics is finally back open. I went on a Friday around 6PM paid $5 and made my way to the side. Talent as for every Friday was tops. I'm a black…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Not Much to See on Tueday night, Midweek.

I visited on a Tuesday night around 10pm. in early March. Went in to meet a friend. I scanned the room, and did not see any very pretty girls. The music was…

The Nine O Five Lounge

Pickering, Ontario

Dope Spot!

First time coming out to this place in a while and I can honestly say I am impressed. Parking lot is well open and two security guards at the front. Strick stupid dress code with…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Quick stop

Decided to stop by bogarts yesterday for the first time in over 2 years. Not too much has changed. I walked in and sat down and was immediately told to order a drink, which I…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

Tuesday's Are Good Days to Go

Went back to Dook's on a Tuesday which is a good day to go. They have their premium dances two for one. Their standard prices are $12 to get in (unless you get…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Wide range of girls, wide range of experiences

Once my mainstay Players Club went downhill and stayed there, I started to branch out. I found the Millstream to be very good for a year and a half or so, but now that’s in…

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I found Blahblahblah23 at the gym

400 reps and counting https://imgur.com/gallery/6dsmMdg She is going kick your ass with those thighs. And the boingy boobies look good too. She is going to take the winner at the shindig

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Soo I'm honestly not gonna b posting on here as much as I'm getting more serious

I don't wanna annoy anyone. So just dont read if u dont want to ok. LOL.

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Leave your cell phone in your car.

AUSTIN, Texas — A man was arrested early Thursday morning for threatening to ram his truck into a strip club after leaving his phone in it when they closed, according to court documents. The arrest warrant states that police were called…

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Today is National Puppy Day

What is your favorite kind of dog? What kind of dog do you have? if you own one. I don't currently have a dog, but I like the bulldog family. I used to have a white American Bull Dog. He…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Worth the Visit

I went there on a Saturday night. As soon as I entered I went up the stairs and grabbed a drink while watching the stage. They have ample parking and a large variety of girls.…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Not bad for a week evening.

Was in the area for work so decided to stop by for a drink. Street parking is usually hard to find but found a parking right in front so worked out pretty good. Stopped in…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

My favorite

I have been going to TJ’s for a number of years. It has stayed consistent over those years. Cover was $10 plus $6 inside for first drink. I usually go in an afternoon; but, with…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Thursday Lunchtime

I go to Déjà Vu in City of Industry on Thursday lunchtimes. Thursdays are good because 30 minute VIP sessions are $100 all day, and lunchtime traffic is much easier to deal with, if…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Friday night visit

Bogarts is getting a little better. I went on a Friday night and was happy to see a lot of new dancers. The parking lot wasn't packed but when I get inside, it…

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Detriot clubs

What is up with no athletic pants in detriots landing strip? Have to have collared shirt and slacks? They damn strip clubs not business meeting. That sucks because of that they both off my list. A big reason i don't…

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OT: Pink pasta sauce

Was looking thru the online menu of an Italian restaurant about 30-minutes from my house (ate there a couple of times in the early-90s and had forgotten about the place). They have a pink sauce as one of the pasta sauce…

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Orange Vanilla Coke

They are pushing it hard in March Madness commercials. It sounds disgusting to me. Am I just not in the demographic they are aiming at?

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

First time at Mpire. Pricey, low-impact place to chill in Dupont Circle

So, this was the first time I had gone to Mpire, I have always stuck to the PG County clubs but I was around the corner drinking at ESL and on my way back to…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Exceptionally meh

I visited Fantasies on a couple of Friday afternoons. No cover and they didn’t check my ID. Perhaps the scanner is only used at busy times. Club setup is a large stage with a wraparound bar…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

A little better t5han last time

There from 3:10 to 3:50. 4 customers. Sorta cute waitress. Dancer onstage was 30ish brunette with average bod and B cup tits. Wearing miniscule thing and bustierre.…

Ye Olde Axe

Spitalfields, England

Long Visit To Axe

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Arrived at about 3.00 on a Thursday afternoon with four mates. Ended up staying until about 8.15. It was my longest stay in Axe (in…

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Is it just me or does Nicole Avatar look like NinaBambina?

Checking out dancer directories. Sure looks like it to me.

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Father no sad about Poosche future makings

Nichole my sweetest Poosche #1 Law Student go Texas Foghorns please do not lie what Father day about graduate and United States income for lawyer. You make Umi sad by lie and she refuse to cook Father favorite goat…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

T----R & bathrooms.

okay, I wanted to just say that my title does not indicate that the dancer had anything to do with the bathrooms, I just wanted to throw the bathroom review out there, I've been to…

Browns

Spitalfields, England

Lunch Time In Browns

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. Met three friends in here on a quiet Thursday lunch time. There was at least one point when we were half the audience. It's a pretty…

The Vault Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

Nice club with decent amount of talent for a Sunday night

I haven't been to this club for a while. It has gone through a lot of name and ownership changes but the layout hasn't changed much. The parking lot is small but there is overflow…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

How does one Hottie make you rank the club?

As mentioned in my Scores review, I had planned on making the trifecta visit on Friday night. Since I'm from out of town, it was cool to see the girls live that I had…

Deja Vu Showgirls Springfield

Springfield, Illinois

Afternoon stop

The look of the club has not changed in ten years. There were 3 dancers working. Very few guys but it was kinda hard to sit and talk to a girl because there…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Better than average in KC

It has been years since I've been to the lady, so I stopped by on a Thursday afternoon to reacquaint myself. It's still super dark with jukebox music, reasonable drink prices ($4.50/beer), and plenty of…

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'I don't believe she's out there on her own,' says mom of missing former Aberdee

A sad story of a girl who moved to Atlanta, found a job as a stripper and then disappeared. https://www.mitchellrepublic.com/news/crime-and-courts/4588443-i-dont-believe-shes-out-there-her-own-says-mom-missing-former-aberdeen

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Do you have to be all fit,and thick to strip or is it just me?

I need answers, cause I'm tryna get on Fastmoneywayy tired of bsn

Fantasy's

Traverse City, Michigan

Hidden Gem

I didn’t expect much in Traverse City, especially since there wasn’t any nearby competition, but this place exceeded all my expectations. I can’t remember the name of the dancer who gave me a lap dance,…

Scores Tampa

Tampa, Florida

Pasties, but very hot girls worth a visit on a Fri

Starting my Florida SC weekend...Tampa Friday night, (will go to Miami Sat, and to Pompano on Sun). Started off night at 2001 but my favorite wasn't there. And since they don't serve alcohol…

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Fighting city hall over the rights for strip clubs to exist.

Just about every TUSCL member and the general public seem to like going to strip clubs. They are mainstream. They are in our music, TV and movies. They make the news quite often but mostly in a negative way. Cities…

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Why did the stripper's boyfriend hate his job as an Uber driver?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend hate his…

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I need a road trip.

Just for the hell of it!

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Book Recommendation: How I Found Freedom In An Unfree World

It’s one of my favorite books ever that has done a *lot* to influence my outlook on life. Here is a really good summary of it: https://www.nateliason.com/notes/freedom-unfree-world-harry-browne This summary highlights the traps people fall into that decreases freedom and happiness. Then he…

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Not TUSCL related, but WTF ?!!

One of these days, I am going to take a day off. Just to see what it feels like. I have been on call for over 30 years and have never really had a complete day off. Problem is that…

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Dad got sad after I told him lawyers don't make that much money :(((( ugh why do

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Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

I'm here now and there are fitted sheets!

I'm here now and there are fitted sheets!

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OT: Spring Break

Lots of Miami Beach Cops all over South Beach... One of my buddies informed me that a Fight Broke out between Beach Goers & one person was shot... He has been airlifted to the hospital & is currently in a Critical Condition Also…

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El Paso Cabaret Club news about reopening

Not sure if anyone has reported this already, but it appears there is a path for this legendary club to reopen with some changes. If they just get rid of the illegal drugs and liquor violations most people would…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

At a hearing on March 5 the Cabaret was asked

At a hearing on March 5 the Cabaret was asked to meet with county officials to review what changes could be made to allow the club to reopen. The big problems we cited as illegal alcohol sales and storage…

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Hiding in the Shadows

I live in a large metropolitan area that is home to over 6 million people and is anywhere from 55 to 95 miles across depending on which axis you measure it. When I go clubbing with my pants bulging with…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Good place to come to see girls with no or

Good place to come to see girls with no or few tattoos. Before 6:00pm it is 2 for 1 drinks cover is $5.00. Never been to the VIP Area too expensive for me. But it could be fun with…

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Tips for Puerto Rico?

I'm going to be in Puerto Rico for a week coming up. Any tips for places to check out during my trip? I'm one who typically goes to clubs looking for extras - stop by detroit and east st. louis…

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New Photo

What look do I have if you described in one word? Ex: “girl next door” Some have said I look innocent and others have said the complete opposite.

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Liberal “inclusivity” strikes again

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/chick-fil-a-banned-san-antonio-airport-legacy-lgbtq-behavior-report

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Anyone in Phoenix?

I am looking for new friends!

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Rare NJ Club Raid

The rare NJ SC raid. I stopped going here 7 years ago, but stopped by earlier in the year for a farewell visit. This club's operation was a middle finger to their local police department which operated literally around the…

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Cardi B, Lili Reinhart, And More Will Star In A Movie About Con-Artist Strippers

"Hustlers" is based on a true story " about a group of savvy New York City women who came together and used their sex appeal to steal from men. Jessica Pressler, the writer of the article, wrote that a former…

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Why is a stripper like a Thanksgiving turkey?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. Why is a stripper like a Thanksgiving…

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OT - Madeleine McCann

See the new netflix series? I knew most of the pertinent shit about the case & disappearance, but the series did shed some new light at times. The stuff with the cadaver & blood dogs was fresh to me and…

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I found my 1st CF

I am still a novice with all of this but luckily I have a very good club close to me Follies. I went in on Tuesday. This is only the 3rd time I've been there but have had fun the…

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11th Circuit OKs Follies Strip Club's $10K Verdict That Netted $280K in Legal Fe

The Eleventh Circuit upheld a jury’s determination that DeKalb County police officers violated the rights of Follies nude dancing club during a warrantless raid in which nearly three-dozen officers, some dressed in battle fatigues and masks, swarmed the club, handcuffed…

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Floriduh guy pulls his cock out at a strip club.

A Florida Man got carried away at a Pensacola strip club over the weekend, a witness said, and now he’s been charged with exposing himself. According to Pensacola police, 26-year-old John Robert Bonanno of Osprey, Florida, was at Sammy’s, an adult…

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How many drinks to get a LD from this?

Im not the one to bash girls, but this looka like a man https://www.facebook.com/club35nj/photos/a.743090369051944/2555513844476245/?type=3&theater

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Are the MO and IL reviews to telling?

I have been reviewing several surrounding states and have come to the conclusion that I live in SC ECSTASY for Extra Fun or that those who review the SCs in my part of the country tell too much compared to…

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Wanting to regulate and crack down on Marijuana

Some of our local cities are wanting to really crack down. As CA law does still allow, some of the cities want to stop there from being any marijuana dispensaries in their cities. People are presenting compelling testimonies of how…

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Need nipples.

Well, I at least WANT some of the female type poking me in both eyeballs right about now. But, I have to wait until next week to fulfill me desires.

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How Do Strip Clubs Handle the Money, Get It To The Bank?

I asked about this on a thread before. Thinking about this and learning a little more about how armored car companies work, they could hire one of them. Loomis is its own bank. And they supply their own "smart safes". So even…

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“Why are manhole covers round?”

What a dumb fucking interview question...which I have to answer as part of a class assignment on practicing for these things. I understand questions like “describe a time you...” scenarios or “why do you want to...” questions. But not this…

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"Toys" for SC visits??

Anyone have experience/recommendations for "toys" to take to a strip club. I had a dancer offer to bring in her bullet vibrator for our next private dance. Another suggested a vibrating butt plug (for her use).

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What is your favorite type of ethnic food?

I recently read an article that said that Italian food was the favorite. Especially in Europe. For me and I think most of the U.S. it is Mexican. I go past a restaurant frequently that claims to be West African…

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Dugan vs. Country

I am making a suggestion for tuscl... We should throw a good old fashioned hoe down on the ranch for everyone enjoy! There will be a match between Dugan and Country. Muddy can fight the winner. I will be the referee…

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Think I will retire and move to Florida

I think I will retire and move to Florida and get a part time job on a charter fishing boat as a baiter. I understand that after 5 years you can become a Master-Baiter.

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Heading to Atlanta

I plan on being in Atlanta for about a week and while I'm there I'll be visiting some of the SC's. How much mileage can you typically get/ask for without it being an issue? Also if I want to do…

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What did the stripper say when the customer asked her to talk dirty to him?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. What did the stripper say when the…

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you can't take it with you

when you see the sexy outfit your cf just bought and posted on social media or txt'd to you, and then 20 minutes later she tells you that her cell phone is going to be turned off tomorrow because she…

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$2 bills are popular at strip clubs

9 out of 10 strippers prefer $2 bills over the $1. Crazy right? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICY4HV80FFY&feature=youtu.be

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Cracking Los Angeles Strip Clubs - Where to start?

Hey all, Next month I’ll be in LA for work and present for a few weeks through out the city. I might as well get some time in at the clubs but I’m a little perplexed how exactly I should go…

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Naming dancers

Why are so many reviews naming dancers name and what they did. That could get them into trouble with the club. Should we stop naming dancers?

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Best place in Minnesota

Where’s the best place to go in Minnesota?

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Accents

Accents seem to develop naturally and involuntarily because people who grow up in a geographic area tend to speak like the population where their speech develops. The later in life one moves from that area, the less likely they…

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Nogales

I'm heading to So. AZ in a few months and was thinking about heading to Nogales. Is it safe and are the strip clubs also brothels?

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DUGAN.....I’m calling you OUT

I got beef with you. You want to take shots at my shitty Baby Dolls review. No problem, too easy. Meet me by the high school bleachers at 6 (right after I’m done fucking the cheerleader and remincing about my…

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Hate Mail from CountryGirl

First I received this in my message box: ************************************************************************ I want to punch you in the face. I hate your fuckin guts 52 Minutes Ago The difference between me and you punk is i can back it up. You got a problem boy say…

The Dream Boutique

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Had an awesome time with jade. She is a very

Had an awesome time with jade. She is a very beautiful woman. I have seen her a few times never a disappointment

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Orlando clubs??

I’m in Orlando until Friday. Danced lastnight and I couldn’t understand this damn no touching rules! Like why even have us giving lap dances if guys can’t even slap my ass (pulls hair) lol. Anyways, what are some good clubs…

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Rick, your crew missed one.

Earlier this morning I submitted 2 reviews. The first one was for St James. It regurgitated facts but offered no assessment of my experience other than cookie cutter facts. It must have been well received as it…

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How can you get a 3-way with two strippers?

WARNING: JOKE AHEAD. JOKES MAY CONTAIN OFFENSIVE CONTENT. HUMOR-IMPAIRED SNOWFLAKES SHOULD TURN BACK BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. RETREAT TO A SAFE SPACE WHERE YOU WON'T BE BUTT-HURT. Q. How can you get a 3-way with…

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Do dancers in your club wear the same outfit every time you see them?

I've noticed this at one of my clubs where a girl I've seen before is wearing the same outfit that she was wearing when I first saw her.

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Thinking bout having sex with a cutie ugh ok bye

Byeee

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Dancers that are cutters

Do you ever notice this when getting a dance with a stripper? I've seen it with girls that don't seem to manifest deep emotional issues initially, but it's clear as day (or dim lighting), the scars that is, while…

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During my job interview I was asked a few questions that were unnecessary. How s

My potential employer (Dentist, Male, looked to be between his late 40’s to early 50’s) He asked some typical questions like “Are you from Texas?” “What city do you live in?”...then he asked me what high school I went to,…

Politics

Impeachment

How many agree ? ? Face it the Trump experiment didnt work .

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Nicespice gives really good......

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Hanging out with kingcripple

Apparently he’s the guy who is behind the txtittyfag account :o

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Robert Kraft Plea Deal

Looks like the prosecuetor and law enforcement remembered who pays thier salary. Id be interested to know if business is back to normal at AMPs http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/26308508/plea-deal-offers-drop-charges-kraft

Tijuana

Hongkong (Tijuana) - What is the maximum time apart that you have seen a girl wo

I hope the discussion topic makes sense. I have seen several members mention how some girls work for a few months and then move away...and then return. I can't tell about the "move away" part but I remember seeing one…

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I didn’t get laid in high school

I’ll admit it. I was kinda popular too. Girls wanted me, I was just too much of a pansy to make a move. But here’s what I’m gonna do to rectify it. Make amends. I’m gonna dress up my stripper friend…

NB Elite Men's Spa

Tijuana, Baja California

Never mind, I called. They do.

Never mind, I called. They do.

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OT: Not guilty of rape b/c she was too-ugly to rape - damn that's cold

About 200 people protested outside a court of appeal in the Italian city of Ancona after it was revealed that two men were cleared of rape charges partly because the alleged victim looked “too masculine” to be a target of…

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OT: Quantum computers are BS

Anybody else think the whole concept of Quantum Computers is bullshit? I've listened to many presos describing how they work and seems to defy reality. I think there is a good chance it's just a bunch of nerd physics folk making…