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Tea House of the Dancing Lady

Sandusky, Ohio

Twelve Year Update

I am updating my 2007 review. First: Do not try to find this place from the south, the road has been removed, come in from RT 6 on the north side.This is a neighborhood bar…

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I am depressed

I am depressed

Passions

Jacksonville, Florida

What's the point?

Officially last time at this place. I get there before the 7pm cover and sit at the bar straight ahead with poles to your left and a smaller room with a pole to the right.…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Eye candy

Stopped into Sapphires again. Description is in my last review but to be brief-very cool set up in the club with a bar to the back away from the main floor, a small stage…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

First Time - Not Bad

We flew in the early afternoon and after we grabbed our rental car we decided to check Kittens out for the first time. It’s only about 15 minutes from the airport. We knew there was…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

All in All, I prefer weekday afternoons

This is really a review of two visits. The first was Friday evening about 11:15 after flying home from New York. The second was Wednesday about 2:00. I'm not new to this club, so…

Jill's Lounge And Gentlemens Club

Valley Grove, West Virginia

Disappointing Time at Jills

I was in the area overnight for work so I thought I would try out Jill's. The club is located across from a truck stop. There is adequate parking. This is about the best…

Katie's Place

Dayton, Ohio

Best Skipped Over

Dead, hole in the wall place in a bad part of town. Place looks like its a repurposed two story house. Dancers behind the bar. Non nude, dancers are nothing to look at at best.…

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Would you work at a SC?

In the gig economy we live in tons of Americans are picking up side hustles or jobs to add some extra income every month. With that being said would you work at a SC in any capacity: DJ, Cook, bartender,…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Sunnyvale, California

New Rates

So they apparently changed the washroom tiles (at least for the women) but no other changes. It still smells by the ATM machine. Met up with my regulars. They were not happy. The…

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The Life of Kids Today

Things have changed. I had noticed this long before, but I am still taken by it. I said to someone recently that kids "live under the whip". I meant the children of the well off, because of the private…

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Lazy Afternoon

I was on the space coast of Florida recently on my way to my condo in Volusia County after a client meeting in Brevard County and was driving up A1A, drove past IR and Cheaters…

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You can't save them

I post here and on another site and it never ceases to amaze me how some p4p customers think that they can save some girl from bad choices. Well you can't, because she doesn't really want to be saved,…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Thursday vs Friday afternoons

You know all the details as far as layout and design. Drink prices are whatever - I stopped drinking recently so I can tell you a diet Coke is $5. Stopped by Desire Thursday and…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Quick stop before DTW

I stopped here last Tuesday before my flight out of DTW. I got a booth for $20, as I felt like relaxing, and ordered a beer. The waitress was attentive. There were…

Cheetahs Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

It’s renamed back to Cheetah’s again... lol

It’s renamed back to Cheetah’s again... lol

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Timing

First visit to the 19th, and it’s not starting out the way I’d hoped. Women of Color have been a special interest of mine lately (thank you Mya from BP), so I’m hopeful. Except that the…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Pass on this place

This place seems to have high reviews but it's become more of the same as the south Florida scene. I was staying near by and was excited to check this place out as I…

Sammy's on the Island

Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Uneventful

No cover with my ID. There are 2 stages and no girls dancing when I arrived. Place is classy looking compared to the other clubs around here. Couple of regulars were hanging out talking to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Penthouse Has Lost Its Edge

I used to be a regular at Penthouse a couple of years ago, before the Detroit Police began to require the curtains come down and raid the place regularly. In the past, PHC was…

Sands Showgirls

Seattle, Washington

Repeat after me: there are no extras at the Sands on weekend nights!

Went out to a drinks and a show, then the Sands loomed large in the flight path of my Uber. Cash in hand, I stopped into a club I’ve been visiting on and off…

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Phoenix Status

I’m sensing a noticeable drop in the strip club environment in Phoenix. Hi Liter has really gone downhill, likely in reaction to LE activity. Blue Moon has also changed, maybe because of new management. I’m just not finding other clubs…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Great Place to Spend an Early Evening

I went to Scarlett's in the early evening , had to make it an early (for SC clubbing purposes) evening since I had to get to sleep at a decent hour. I believe that…

Platinum 84

Federal Heights, Colorado

Pretty decent Denver option

Finished up a meeting early than anticipated on a Wednesday night and decided not to go straight back to the hotel in downtown. Checked on TUSCL and found this club which was sort of close…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Slowing down

Other review didn’t post. Came during the which is the best time to be here. There was some construction on the road so made it a little difficult to get in. Saw Mayra which is…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

One of the last hole in the walls

Somehow this club continues to remain open! It has remained a spot on every occasion I'm in the area and I appreciate the familiarity of the joint. The staff and girls know who…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Dancer's Review

Dancer/Patron Review Patrons: Very diverse group of girls. Not very many who work daytime, but there's always a good mix of skinny, athletic, curvy girls working. Most of the girls are black, white, or mixed, but on…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Terrible experience

This place used to be popping a few years ago with lots of ladies working both good and bad looking. I decided to visit one lonely night and I was blown away when I walked…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

High mileage and lots of fun

So it's been a few months, but I was thinking about a return visit to this place and realized that I'd never shared my thoughts on my previous visit. A friend and I schedule long…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

That was the last chance

I tried.... I really tried.... It is so close to where i live that I really want it to be different and that’s why i gave it so many chances... If i had (-) rating for entertainers I…

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Ok so is a girl wearing a sports bra and tennis skirt that is not too short nor

I'm about to wear sports bra and tennis skirt cuz its very hot and was wondering if it would be weird or normal 4 guys to stae at me becasue of it ? I'm just asking cuz its summer and I…

Alley Katz

Windsor, Ontario

Windsor..... Eh?

As part of my recent trip to the Detroit area I spent two nights of it over in Windsor. I get free rooms and food at Caesar's there and being a gambler I do like…

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Romance Equations

Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

This place still amazes me

This review is from about a month ago when I was traveling through the Portland area. The club is just off the freeway so it is very convenient to get to. No cover,…

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Feeding of the OT: Songs with Spanish Need translations -Help a gringo out

Spanglish has few rules and many variations and the guys from cypress hills are of Cuban descent in a Mexican environment and totally baked with the loser leaf so you have to try to get the message they are trying…

Politics

AOC Calls for:

Impeachment. That means one of two things: 1) She is so stupid she doesn't realize that she can actually filr articles of impeachment herself; 2) she knows she can, but that would mean working and as a progressive it…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

2 Saturdays in spring

These reviews are from 2 different Saturdays late in the afternoon. The 1st was after a trip to bogies about 6 weeks ago. There was probably about 10-12 customers and 6 or 7 dancers. I got…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Worth visiting

I had a brief business trip near Baltimore, i had never been to any clubs in the Baltimore area so I was looking forward to the chance to check one out. Read some reviews on…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

Monday Evening visit

Flew into Houston and decided to stop at a club before going to my hotel. St James was the closest club from the airport and one of the highest rated on TUSCL. It was about…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

47 MPG

Stopped in on a Tuesday just before valet got set up about noon. Standard security protocol and two bucks in the tip jar. Looking around, seemed like a lot fatties roaming around of…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

A dream

First of all this is close to horizon area, its designed to look like a mansion and you can't miss it. Cover was $20 and found a seat by one of the stages. The place…

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turning down pussy

There’s an older loser standing behind my chair eye raping a skinny girl on stage. He is staring at her intently, clearly enjoying immensely whatever perverse fantasy she triggers for him. He goes up to tip her and hands her…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Cozy but expensive

No cover when I arrived in the afternoon. This place has more of a bar feel than a strip club. About 7 girls that I could see on shift. Most of them stayed with the…

Club Bristol

Sun Prairie, Wisconsin

Better than expected

As described in other reviews this is a rural place about 20 minutes from the Madison airport. Brown steel building, plenty of parking in the lot. At 2p on a Tuesday there was no one…

Dreams Cabaret

El Paso, Texas

In a Dream... At Dreams Cabaret

close to horizon area, its designed to look like a mansion and you can't miss it. Cover was $20 and found a seat by one of the stages. The place is BYOB. A few girls…

Utopia Cabaret

Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Two recent stops

Generally not my spot but I stopped by this place twice, recently. First stop was a Sunday night. Plenty of eye candy, at least 3 very attractive young dancers. Took a young…

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Houston 2AMer.

HOUSTON — A verbal altercation at a southwest Houston strip club led to a double shooting along the Southwest Freeway early Wednesday, police said. The incident happened before 3 a.m. near Beechnut, according to Officer Ragsdale with the Houston Police Department. Police…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Early afternoon visit

Headed in around 2pm last Thursday for a quick visit. Paid my $15 to get in, and was immediately unable to see where I was walking due to the complete darkness of the place. The…

Sensations Bar & Grill

Littlestown, Pennsylvania

Dead Friday night

Visited as I drove through the town Friday night, was 9 Pm and there were exactly 5 customers and 5 dancers. Nothing about the club appears to have changed din regards to layout.…

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What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into

Q. What happened to the PL when a fortune teller told him he was going to come into money? A. He met a stripper named Penny.

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Favorite Entertainer

What keeps you coming back for more from that special cutie at your club, cause she is worth every penny, right??

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Havana Nights

It had been about 2 years since I first stepped through the hallowed halls of Wacko’s Bar & Grill. And boy, has it changed. I admired the decent dancer diversity of my 1st visit; mostly…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

I can’t do it anymore

So I think this marks my 30th visit to this spot. I’ve given it a chance time and time again but I think that it may finally be tome to find somewhere else, despite how…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Decent mileage

I was in town on business last month. I visited a couple of times throughout the week. My best visit was on Wednesday afternoon. There were only a couple of dancers on shift. Options are…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

second time to the best strip club in the world

I moved to San Diego about 2 years and have explored the local strip clubs. I came across Tuscl googling for best strip club in the area and found the Tijuana strip club Hong Kong.…

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

The view is better upstairs

Came by late to see the 2nd half of the Celtics game. (This was the low part of my night) The (disappointing) game end synced up with the 2 for 1 special the club does. In…

Angels Cabaret

Anaheim, California

Its a shame

Happy hour 3-7pm. Free admission also. The girls have their regulars and spend their whole shift with them. Not much for dances at this place they have 10 dollar Dan Es but no one really…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Decent mileage

I was in town on business last month. I visited a couple of times throughout the week. My best visit was on Wednesday afternoon. There were only a couple of dancers on shift. Options are…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday afternoon blah visit

First time going to RI to visit a strip club. Disappointing. Depressing atmosphere. Got there around 5pm. Stayed for 2 beers. I had a party to go to (bowling banquet if I can…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

I've commented but never reviewed

So most of the recent people that have reviewed this club I have commented on and given information on my experience. I first heard about this club because I was cruising the review sites and…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

Everything I had imagined and more

I read lots of reviews and decided to try out Treasures. On a previous visit I had visited Sapphire so this time I wanted a change. I booked a limo pick up for my buddy…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Not annoying

What struck me first is how not-annoying this place is. Music isn't too loud, stage lights aren't flashing in my eyes, enough TVs but not too many, DJ was a regular guy not an asshole,…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Ok time but can get pricey

I went on a weekday in the afternoon. This place is as visible as it gets from the expressway, so parking isn't exactly discreet, and neither is walking in. Once you do walk in, you…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Surprising visit to Caddy

I came in around 4pm on a Thursday and there was no cover. There was 5ish girls working and it was slow inside with around the same amount of customers. I dont want to go…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Great Early Evening with Alexa

Visited on a Tuesday evening at around 6pm for my first time. Walked right in; no one was at the front desk. No cover. Probably ~20 patrons and an equal number of girls. Around 2/3…

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Are you considered part of the upper class of the US? New article may surprise

Says for one person, upper class starts at an income around $78,000 I disagree. I in no way consider myself upper class if I make more than that. Do you? https://www.cnbc.com/2019/05/09/affordable-us-cities-for-the-middle-class-to-buy-a-home.html

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4 new articles posted today

Title says it all...

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Life goes on

I visited the Playhouse with low expectations and my visit thoroughly lived up to my expectation. I will avoid going over the club's basic description again because it was the same.The bar was about half…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Feeling Blue at the Blue

I stopped by Electric Blue in Tolland on Friday evening while passing through the area. This joint has always felt like a dive bar out in cow country. And the talent in the past has…

Fantasyland West

Bucyrus, Ohio

Same old place

Decided to go to the fantasy land and visit Candice. The place has changed over the years but only slightly. One of the big things that changed over the last 5 years. The girls mainly…

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Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Disappointing Trip to Lustys

I stopped in Saturday evening around 8pm and there were only three dancers on the floor. Went to the bar and got a bottle of water and just sat there waiting. After about…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Really good

I was free last Friday and decided to try their Friday “Legs & Eggs”. They call it that because they open at 7:30 and offer breakfast. Breakfast wasn’t really what I was interested in.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Really good

I was free last Friday and decided to try their Friday “Legs & Eggs”. They call it that because they open at 7:30 and offer breakfast. Breakfast wasn’t really what I was interested in.…

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OT: Songs with Spanish Need translations -Help a gringo out

Hey if anyone who speaks spanish and can translate it it for me on some songs it would be appreciated. Some of this shit google translate won't even translate because I assume it is slang. Cypress Hill fans help…

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Wtf

I get a large sized pizza for my brothers. One of them eats nearly all of it, except for the crust and then throws it out in the trash. And now every once in a while, he will go back…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

Not worth the $

Had a late lunch with a client in P&L and was drawn to the "Totally Nude" sign down the street. Figured i had time for some entertainment, so entered the dimly lit club. Club…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Really good

I was free last Friday and decided to try their Friday “Legs & Eggs”. They call it that because they open at 7:30 and offer breakfast. Breakfast wasn’t really what I was interested in.…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Still hottest in.town

BSC may not have the mileage of a couple other clubs, but is always a good time with some super hot dancers. The average here is at least an 8, a lot of enhanced girls…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Happy Hour

I was in the city and rather than sit in rush hour traffic on I-95, I ducked into Delilah's for happy hour. This is the first time I've been here. I like the setup a…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Lunch at Rick’s

I came to Rick’s on a Wednesday afternoon for the lunch special. The price has gone up from $10 to $15. It’s still a good deal for soup or salad, entree, dessert, and a sexy…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

You never know what to expect

I have been here before and this club runs hot and cold. It can be stacked with beauties during the day one time and then come by on a weekend night and its boring. Usually…

Happy Hinomaru

Tokyo, Japan

It was ok

This was a while ago. I was visiting a friend of mine from high school, he's half Japanese and spent a good half of his life living in Japan. He's as comfortable in Japan as…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Lunch Special!

Once again I found my self in Dallas with a little time to kill before an afternoon flight, so decided to hit up The Lodge before heading out. The place has been…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Millenmium on a Monday afternoon

As you drive up the club is next to a Range Rover dealership. It appears to be a huge building. The parking lot is large as well. You enter the building at about…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Good time at the Lamp

rm feeling aGood time at the lamp. Good ration between PL and ladies working. talent could have been better. Was a hispanic or perhaps brazilian dancer who was busy with dances that I didn't…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

Bad and Good

I visited this spot on a Sunday around 6pm. It was packed. There's a bar as you enter and the dancers are thru the door on the left. I've visited here a lot but not…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Indy Clubs are not worth the trouble

I have visited Indy club various times when in town. I have found that their high price and lack of talent means I won't be wasting time and money here again. I tried several different girls…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Nice atmosphere and good variety

It has been a while since I have visited this location. The last time I came here the atmosphere was good but the dancers were sub par. I had some extra time on…

Looker's Gentleman's Club

Elizabeth, New Jersey

Another quick stop before airport pick up.....

Had a few extra minutes before an airport pickup so stopped in Lookers. Last visit was 4-5 months ago. Nothing has changed as far as layout, etc. Arrived around 9pm and stayed for less than 30…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Had not been there in a long time

I had not been to the PH in awhile. I had comeback from visiting friends and stopped by. I had read some of the day shift veteran dancers left( Erika) and went Cafe Risqué and…

Pink Poodle

San Jose, California

I wasn't impressed... but maybe girls were not my type

I came in here on a weeknight and it really seemed like no one was working. There were theater style chairs looking into one main stage (all the other stages were not active that night).…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Old visit but interesting nonetheless...update coming soon

Ok so this an old review.... Came here around 3-4pmish. There was no cover. I sat down by the bar still adjusting my eyes to the darkness. After ordering a cocktail for $10 (with tip)…

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Quotes from texts from dancers (and what they really mean)

Here’s a couple I’ve gotten. Still trying to figure out what if they really mean what they say or if they’re just marketing tools. “Been thinking about you” “You’ve been on my mind” “You know where to find me” I’m sure you guys…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Divey, smelly, great time

The bar can a little tough to get to because it is across a divided high way so you can only get to it from one side of the road. Then the bar is also…

Oasis Cabaret

Clearwater, Florida

Better than last time

Oasis 5/20 Arr. 1500 Six dancers, 3 black and 3 white. 4-5 customers. New - buffet Didn't look so good. Most are not showing any tit atall. Pasties, if the girls nipples can…

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Trust for trust.if you trust me I will trust u back.

Lets see how many ppl do this lmao

Centerfold's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Should Have Stayed Closed

Horrible. They don't make it clear to you that they DO NOT serve alcohol. We went this past Friday and it was just sad. The lady at the counter where you pay cover just looked…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

Not what I was hoping for

Went to visit after reading reviews. Thought it would be best option this side of the border in Buffalo area. Arrived around 10 pm. Paid 10 cover. Got a reasonably priced…

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Nicole cookbookdiaris#1: making spinach Alfredo with garlic rice and mango kiwiw

Wish I could upload pix ugn

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Lap dances for motivation/reward

Anyone else ever do this? Use lap dances or club visits as reward for getting something done or changing personal habits? I'm under certain limits (agreement with wife), but one day thought: I'm susceptible to pleasure as motivation.…

Ballpark Tavern

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Monday night morgue

Stopped in for a short visit last night (5/20) around 7:00. Angel (yes!), Oasis, Denver and Charlie on the board. Only one other customer. Yeesh, this is gonna be rough. Fortunately, the Ballpark girls aren't…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Fly Me Away

As part of my latest Detroit-Windsor adventure me and a buddy visited the Flight Club multiple times over a 5 day period; Tuesday night, Wednesday Afternoon, Friday night, Saturday afternoon and Saturday night.... what a…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Upscale, a bit cold and formal

Classy place. Went as a couple on a Saturday night, charged $20 total for entry. Multi-levels with a main stage and a bunch of smaller stages where girls dance on their own. Saw…

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Just got a TRUE HEAD JOB!

I just reviewed another strip club. Of course, another dive bar club. Well, actually a dive juice bar. This was in Missouri and thus a non-express club. This club had a dungeon with handcuffs, whips, riding crops, and shackles. One…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Super pushy

Having moved away from Houston a few years back it has been a while since I've been here. The place has gone through some major downs since its hayday and still hasnt fully recovered. I…

TD's Eubank

Albuquerque, New Mexico

This is a great club. Dancers are for the

This is a great club. Dancers are for the most part pretty fine. There was a really over weight dancer there the other day, but other than here, I saw a pretty fine selection. My favorites are…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

So so visit on an early Monday evening

Visited on a Monday evening at about 8pm (probably not best time of day for this place). Nothing has changed as far as layout, etc since my last review of this club in October. Had an O'Douls…

Mac's Two Lounge

Billerica, Massachusetts

A rare Friday night

Enter The Chaindog. I work 3-11 so I rarely get here mon-fri. I was hoping to see the " A " list dancers. I arrived about 8pm, My favorite spinner of a door girl…

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Ended up with Jessica again, not many choices during the day

Stopped for my once-in-a-while afternoon visit. Used their internet coupon to get in for free (normally cover charge is $5 during the day, $10 at night + $10 "bottomless drink" day or night, so $15…

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When you ask a girl to hold your beer and she gives it 110%

https://www.orsm.net/i/gallery/pictures/love-a-girl-who-loves-a-beer-02~108608.html Brilliant idea: let’s ask Nicole1994 to post a photo of herself holding a beer just like this! ;)

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

The Place to Chll

If you are looking for a club where the stage show is everything then this is not the place for you. If you are looking to chill, watch a game, and talked to women…

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Visiting LA and staying in Sherman Oaks area - Recs please

I am looking for high mileage SCs in Van Nuys. Would appreciate recommendations.

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Monday night a little slow

Last night (Monday 5/20, 10pm) was pretty slow. Egypt, Cherry, Gypsy and newer girl Sonic were dancing, so if you prefer WOC that's a decent lineup. Sonic sort of looks like a thinner Gypsy (if that's possible)…

When They Leave the Profession - A Few Success Stories

Many strippers insist that this is a temporary gig, and they have their sights on bigger and better things. In my experience, many of them mean it, but only a few of them believe it. My MO at a club has always been to establish a good vibe, and then frequent to secure a sure thing. Both my ATFs (at different points in time) ended up sometimes catching movies with me, or dinner. I have dropped one to the airport before. I would not say we were friends, but we were very friendly. We overshared at times, but nothing I would call our deepest darkest secrets. Both my ATFs were in their mid-twenties. Both eventually left stripping. One pursued a…

First Impressions of a Strip Club Newbie

Hi everybody, I'm a relatively new strip club enthusiast/addict. I'm 38 and up till 3 months ago had spent maybe 15 total minutes of my life in strip clubs. I'd talked to many people who'd been around them, plus I had many ideas from TV and movies, but I'd always figured they seemed cold and impersonal, or at least that I'd be uncomfortable there. But I decided why the fuck not try it. I'd been enjoying talking to girls and flirting a lot more recently, and since I wasn't really looking for relationships, strip clubs seemed like an interesting avenue. My first superficial observations were that dancers wore almost nothing, they don't really strip, they start off in a tiny bikini top,…

Stripper Cagefighting on my Birthday!

When I lived in Phoenix, AZ, my 29th birthday happened to coincide with Jaguar Gold Club's Thursday night Stripper Cagefighting! As a strip club connoisseur and MMA enthusiast, I thought this would be the best thing ever! I was beyond excited that it was happening on my birthday. I went with a group of friends. I got in free, but some of my friends had to pay. One of my friends almost didn't get in. When the group of us finally reunited inside, we found a seat in giant plush chairs with a tiny drink table. They had drink specials for $5. I don't remember what drinks were on special, but it…

Sensual / Raunchy Scale

I have only been on this forum for about six weeks, but I have been going to strip clubs all my adult life. Not often but over almost 50 years I have been to quite a few. One thing this forum has done for me as I read discussions, reviews and articles by others I have begun to reflect on my experiences. In the middle of last night I woke up thinking about Sensual vs. Raunchy experiences and which mean more in the long run. The following is my opinion and reflects my views alone. It is totally valid for others to have a completely different opinion. If I think of my experiences in Strip Clubs…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Good, even for afternoon mid-week

Humpday visit, arrived ~2 pm, left ~5 pm. It was a little slow -- but I guess it's mid-day Wednesday, so not that surprised. They had a proscuito sandwich for lunch, which was quite good.…

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Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Another high mileage surprise...YMMV

After reading about this club, I decided to give it a shot. It is as described. A big room that is kind of run down and shabby. I arrived around 10pm on a Monday night.…

Good Time Towne Tavern

Evans, Colorado

Not a bad place to spend a little time

First off it is a smaller place, not a bad thing. Things have changed from the last time I was there. They fixed up the place and added a second stage. DJ is next to…

The Diamond Club

Old Forge, Pennsylvania

1st time at The Diamond Club

I stopped into The Diamond Club after catching a movie at the Cinemark. It's a little off the beaten path and I normally wouldn't have gone here based on the past reviews, except it…

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What is wrong with helping students get rid of loans? Whay is wrong with wht the

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Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Afternoon Delight

I came by Saturday after golf. The architecture is still the same. Smaal, two bars, 7 X 10 CR, 4 X 6 per song booths, main stage, side stage, patio. The talent ranged from the tiny…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Saturday night

My friend wanted to go to the club Saturday night. I told him things changed a lot recently it he still wanted to go. So we went and got there at 9 pm. Parking…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

Back for a second try

I had a free Friday evening and decided to see if my first visit last month was typical or not. Arrived about 8 pm and went to bar to buy a water. Saw several ladies…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Surprisingly good time.

Before I start my review, please know that I have two stalkers who are likely going to add asinine comments below. One likens herself to the queen of TUSCL and is mad that I…

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Hookah is for losers.

Unless it’s packed with loser leaf, just smoke cigs or vape, both are healthier.

VIP Cabaret

North Hollywood, California

Not Much

Once my go to spot when in the San Fernando Valley, now maybe two visits a year at most. Have not been here since the remodeling (repair work?) that took nearly all of last fall…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Monday night trip to Synn

Had some cash burning a hole in my pocket so I decided to head over to City of Industry for some Monday night fun. Decent amount of girls working tonight, none of my usual favorites…

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Yes, I'm a cheap bastard

Enjoying my $1 short stack at IHOP today.

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A Woman my own Age

I think it's time for me to stop going to strip clubs and date a woman my own age. I found a good candidate right here in the paper: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7050523/Christie-Brinkley-65-sizzles-string-bikini-catches-rays-island-getaway.html?ito=social-facebook&fbclid=IwAR2HpARBnvkKgWOkXBAsYaRiZ_NKTUtBRUbBCziK9sdfF7myp0INbOUhjio

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Not worth it

To be fair I only came to this club by accident; when I arrived cover was 5$, then I was asked to put all my metal items into a basket and walk through a metal…

Hawaii Club

Algodones, Baja California

Had to Try it Once

Happen to be in Yuma and called up Nearby Strip Clubs. Hawaii was highly rated and I had what I needed to cross the border (and back). I parked at the border and walked across. The…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Finally! A club with some lighting

Ok - sometimes good lighting can be scary but most of the girls were decent. Nice looking building with well lit free parking lot and the cover was 10 on Tuesday night for Amateur…

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Why was I surprised when I found a dead stripper in the trunk of my car?

Q. Why was I surprised when I found a dead stripper in the trunk of my car? A. Because I remember putting two in there yesterday.

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LAX

Flight delayed and I am stuck overnight at LAX. Getting rental car, what's the best value?

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Proud to announce we have something in common: we both lock down the hottest one

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Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Hood spot but I got what I wanted without emptying

Hood spot but I got what I wanted without emptying my pockets looking for high end models who siphon money out of you and do absolutely nothing.

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United States Ranked, State by State

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/best-worst-us-states-172719904.html SJG

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Some of u still love ur wives. But 4 the rest of u, what was it that made u fall

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OT: Upgrade

African American billionaire investor Robert F Smith was the Morehouse College (Atlanta) graduation speaker and pledged to pay off the entire student loan debt for the entire 2019 graduating class of ~400 grads - supposedly it'll cost ~$40-million. I didn't know…

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OT: #MeToo strikes again

This time it's self-help guru Tony Robbins: https://youtu.be/0SAKdS9p3L0

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OT: Having your car sitting for a few days ?

Had not started my jalopi for 4 days - decided to start it today and it was sputtering - I let it idle on its own for a while and it kept sputtering - I then starting revving it some…

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‘Game of Thrones’ is over. WTF do I do now?

Just kidding. I never watched it or had any desire but some people are going bananas about it.

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Long Island bouncer shot.

LONG ISLAND CITY, Queens — A bouncer was shot outside a Queens strip club early Monday. It happened outside the Show Palace Gentlemen’s Club in Long Island City around 5 a.m., police said. Police said a man opened fire and shot the…

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In Cincinnati this week - any club or massage recos?

Looking to have some fun over a long awaited guys weekend and any suggestions would be welcome. Thx.

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Hey, what happened?!?!?!

I cant find the Dancer Directory.

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I have been gone for awhile.... What Happened???

What happened to the Dancer Directory? Just curious if anyone has info why it disappeared?

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A kinder gentler 2AMer

Just a typical little dancer's spat. https://www.cleveland.com/community/2019/05/dancers-fight-each-other-at-ambers-cabaret-woman-punches-woman-after-overnight-stay-brook-park-police-blotter.html

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Detroit Pricing in Reviews

I think we might want to have a talk about review etiquette and what to say and not say. One thing I'm seeing in reviews of Detroit clubs lately is that, if a reviewer implies he got above-and beyond service,…

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Vegas Recs?

I'm going to Las Vegas for a few days. I read a lot of the reviews for clubs there, and they sound a little daunting (expensive/high chance of feeling ripped off). Just curious if anyone has any recommendations for Vegas…

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I think this may be the first 2AMer I’ve seen before anybody else!

https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-shonta-latasha-bolds-coconut-vip-gentlemens-club-key-west-strip-1427029 Brilliant idea: this girl should move to Gilligan’s island and strip in the club there!

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Are dancers running out of stage names to use?

In one recent discussion the name College was being used by a dancer. I know one at Follies that goes by Property. Another by Cake. WTF?

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Why was my ATF annoyed with me?

Q. Why was my ATF annoyed with me? A. Because I took her to a burger place when she said she was craving Five Guys.

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God Has No Nuts!

It occurred to me recently that Almighty God has no nuts! My logic on this is simple and straightforward. Even the deeply religious and pious among you should be able to follow this. First of all, God…

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Flight Club DTW

Can anybody tell me if the big boobed Blonde is working days or nights? Fuck me if I don’t know her name but she had some great tits and hung out with a hefty dirty blonde and a…

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Should Arabic numerals be taught in US schools?

This one may be controversial, but most schools in California teach every student Arabic Numerals and have even since before 9/11. Thoughts?

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“We have high end escorts for the sake of pleasure. Mistresses/Sugar Babies for

Realistic Sex Dolls/Gynoids/Fembot for kicks-and-giggles” - Demosthenes today as part of the 1% In this one sentence is todays view of woman in America... Title says it all.

Tijuana

Sjg tijuana thoughts

Sjg has been doing research on tj for years. This is his board for any thoughts, insights or knowledge he would like to pass on to us pathetic losers. Like his knowledge on sex tourism. Are the front room makeout…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

All you experience PL, remember to think with your "big

All you experience PL, remember to think with your "big head". I didn't (Saturday night 5/18), and paid way too much!

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Hearing a few girls talk on the bus..honestly bratty girls who think they are al

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What happened to the Dancer Director?

A few weeks ago there was a Dancer Directory. It seems to have disappeared. Anyone know what happened to it?

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Need dancer recommendation in Follies

Guys, I am visiting Follies after a long time and need some dancer recommendation, looking for mostly white and Latinos...

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Guys, need your expert help here. Going to follies after

Guys, need your expert help here. Going to follies after almost 2 years. Used to be a regular before. Let me know how it is now? Is it worth the visit?. Any dancer recommendation?. I am mostly into white and…

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I tried CHOCK FULL O NUTS COFFEE AND MY NY NUTS TURNED TO CHOCK

Yea seriously! I tried jerking off after that and when I climaxed there was a poof and a white cloud of dust

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Discussions not visible until you log in: anti-trolling measure? Will it be effe

I wonder why founder has made it so you can only see discussions after logging in. Is it an anti-trolling measure? If so, I’m not sure it will discourage various forms of trolling and pot-stirring. I also worry that not being…

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Houston and area

I have to go to Houston tomorrow and I will have 2 or 3 hours on my own around noon. Anyone know of any clubs that open early afternoon or just before lunch that might be worth finding and checking…

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Public Service Announcement : How to change a tire.

This is something that everyone needs to know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHT1Mu1Zav0

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How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof?

Q. How many strippers does it take to shingle a roof? A. It depends on how thin you slice them.

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$3k for OTC night with hot chick? Is this insane? Worth it?

Haven’t confirmed this price, but was hinted at. Seems crazy, but could see throwing down for this kind of chick.

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Talked to two handsome cuties tonight!!:) score ..I should dress like this more

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Love j balvin Mexican pop..forgot my ID So I'm standing outside of bar listening

Hehe..found a few cuties tonight..but coukdnt talk to the one I wanted I'm so sad :((((

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TUSCL Texas Meet 2018 - Pre Event Discussion

So lets do a Texas meetup in DFW. I think we should plan something at least a month away... Who is interested? When is best for you to meet (weekdays/weekends/day/night)? Do we want to stay at one club? Bucks? Baby Dolls? PTs?

Politics

“he’s a fuckn theif and you guys know it just don’t want to admit the truth”...”

Title says it all.

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When to bail on a hookup?

When she spends over an hour in the hotel room bathroom, when she attempts to unsteadily put on her makeup while slurredly chatting you up after opening the door, or after she goes to the lobby to bum a cigarette?…

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“It would be nice to just burn the “establishment” to the ground and try to find

Title says it all.

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Tits & Ass or Gluteus Maximus and Pectoralis Majors

Lighten up the mood https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HRr0QRiI38

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... I might be dying ???

Let me explain... I finished my shift night and hit them gym... Got home and ate a meal and played some PubG... I went to the bathroom before sleep and i felt like i was slipping away for a moment...…

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Did u know that according to tuscl, if person wants 2 "observe" holocaust ruins

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AA dancers got some $$$ coming to them

https://apple.news/A8kPCDYWAQPSsbRSO8HxKyQ

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Life is good, play HARD!

I could be wrong, but seems like there is a tone of pent up anger and frustration at times on this board. With all the current and future TATAS to behold, why be frustrated? NIPPLES are great…

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Arnold Schwarzenegger drop kicked! To arms!

https://pagesix.com/2019/05/18/arnold-schwarzenegger-drop-kicked-while-greeting-fans-during-south-africa-appearance/?_ga=2.208389970.1309789264.1548304432-amp-YZgfDR8fsiVHhC717dqZaByzUb6bdhAVp2KBE9iCAVWrTvV9Xohtxot2dslfaP3Q

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Papi Chulo : The Movie

I'm not kidding. Papi Chulo, the Movie opens in theaters on June 7. https://www.fandango.com/papi-chulo-2019-218765/movie-overview Papi, why didn't you tell us you are now a movie star ?

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Up early today gonna do my makeup cook then go to low income neighborhoods today

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I'm confused

Why did the Democrats push so hard to investigate possible collosion between Trump and the Russians (and further pursue it even when the investigation turned up no evidence of it), but now they are having a tantrum about an investigation…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Good info MW. Imma play it on how I’m feeling

Good info MW. Imma play it on how I’m feeling the vibe. Cuz having a bottle so close can be dangerous. But so convenient! I a native Spanish speaker so I’ll ask if I can split my bottle between Sunday…

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“You know what? It looks like you and your cross-legged "let's talk," gift-expec

“...bimbo sapiens are about to be made obsolete.” ~ Bud Bundy to Kelly Bundy regarding his sexual experience with a Virtual Sex Machine. Episode User Friendly (9 Apr. 1995) from “Married With Children” Bud was part of an experiment using a virtual…

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I can’t believe this: life size realistic silicone dolls and Waifu Pillows sex p

We are almost living in the science fiction future predicted in books, movies and TV shows Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Companion-Love-Realistic-Lifelike-Adult/dp/B071G7STTD eBay: https://www.ebay.com/itm/World-Famous-Jesse-Jane-Fantasy-Life-Size-Replica-Doll/123753204879?hash=item1cd0440c8f:g:QJEAAOSwYnlcymly

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Swearing may make you physically stronger

Observer.com/2017/05/swearing-benefits-strength-study/ “Swearing aloud during physical exercise can measurably increase physical strength.” I can’t help but wonder if this applies similarly to sexual activity. Does swearing increase, for example, the intensity of an orgasm? Could this possibly explain why at a critical moment…

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Drunk stripper hit boss with billiard ball after she was fired for falling off s

"A sloshed stripper chucked two pool balls at her boss’ face — busting the woman’s nose — because she was fired from an Oklahoma City jiggle joint, according to cops who arrested her." https://nypost.com/2019/05/17/drunk-stripper-hit-boss-with-billiard-ball-after-she-was-fired-for-falling-off-stage-cops/

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Pl university

We are all pl. Where do you all think pathetic loser university is and how do you graduate?

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What is the rationale behind "asking for a friend" discussions?

I'm seeing lots of discussion threads that are posed as "asking for a friend" questions. What is the rationale for that framing? Is there some liability that is being minimized by stating that you are asking for a…

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What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her?

Q. What do you say to a stripper after you have sex with her? A. "Whew! I'm glad you woke up. I thought I gave you too large a dose."

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Review vs telling a story

If a review gives no real info, just a story of how his night went would you approve it? I read a review that more or less said I go here when in town, my friends didnt show up, I…

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Friday night in a Floriduh strip club.

https://www.nbc-2.com/clip/14826615/man-kicked-out-of-fort-myers-strip-club-gets-arrested-for-calling-the-cops-about-itFriday nig

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Hotel Bar Scene

Outside of Las Vegas and casinos (where it’s obvious), are there any tips for finding a hotel bar that’s frequented by escorts? Are there any ways to run into escorts at a hotel without going online? Asking for a

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Hi, how is everyone?

Xoxo

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Silver cricket dancers

Does anyone got info on these dancers at silver cricket. College is white seen her at night and day shift. Luna is white does days and some nights. Kimmy is Asian , says she just started a month ago on nights. She's…

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Do you think that wanting to go to strip club just to see how men go goo goo-gag

Lol

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I wanna go to the part of town that is worse than the one I went last time but i

Staying in Austin longer as opposed to going home right away for the summer just so that I can see these neighborhoods

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Sex Swing

Has anyone used or seen a sex swing used? The couple I visited last week bought one the day before I left but hadn’t yet hung it to demonstrate. The paperwork shows one or two users enjoying coitus while swinging…

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How to deal with ATF weight gain...

So I saw my new ATF today (ATF #3) after nearly a month absence and she put on quite a bit of weight. The weight gain is unfortunately enough that I am less attracted to her. If I saw her…