Palms Gentlemens Club
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2540 N Palm Dr Signal Hill, CA 90755

Not Bad for What It Was.

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wallanon
May 28, 2019, 3:52 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

A girl named Scarlett was at the bar when I walked in. Young but interesting enough to talk with. 2 beers for $6. Bartender put the second beer in a pitcher of ice. Trinity walked up shortly after. Trinity crushed it in the looks department, but that was just my cup of tea. The girls overall were on point, and for me the only issue is how far a drive it was from where I usually stay in LA. I’m usually by the airport, because everything in LA takes forever to get to and I’d rather be late to all my appointments than miss my flight out.

$20 dances are not the most expensive in the world, but you can’t really touch that much (in TUSCLer terms) and the dances are pretty much out in the open. It was a nice change of pace from all the stuff I'd been doing lately around LA, you guys know how it is. We got guys who post reviews on the site always talking shit about everything they see they got to put their dick in, but that's just not how it is in a lot of clubs that are still quality but not high mileage.

Main stage was pretty large and had a high pole up to the ceiling. It wasn’t attached, but the dancers said it was sturdy enough. The club was laid out pretty well, with a large lap dancing area is in the back left corner from the entrance. As I mentioned it didn’t have a ton of privacy, but you know it was pretty good for what it was. On Tuesdays they advertised $10 dances, and I was there on a Monday. So I guess I just know how to pick them. There was no cover before 7pm, so it wasn’t that much damage for a visit with some nice grindy lap dances and cheap beer. I would go back, but only if I was staying on that side of town.

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