This club is in an OK...

This club is in an OK area with free parking but the kudos stop there. I stopped by in the early afternoon And was immediately struck by the strong cigarette smell upon entering. A seedy looking character who looked like he just came from an all-night biker-bash asked politely for a $5 cover and I made my way into the small bar. It was probably nice looking several years ago when it was last remodeled by it is like most other low-end Detroit clubs, shabby and smelly. The one shining star was the waitress, a really cute little shy girl-next door type. I no sooner sat down than a big old hillbilly chick plopped down next to me and I couldn't shake her with a stick! That was OK - this was just a recon ission anyway, and she wasn't unpleasant to chat with, but there's no way I would let her anywhere near my dick! I looked over all the over girls and I have to say there were none I found attractive, even understanding that this is a low-cost all-you-want kind of joint. I walked out after forty minutes but not before the dancers who monopolized my time wanted a tip for having sat with me - uh, you perched so long I didn't get to meet any of the other skags in the place and now you want to be paid for that? I don't think so! I can't tell anybody else what to do but for me it's back to LaChambre and mu ATF, Asia.