Wednesday prayer!

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• gawker

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  11 years ago

  While my ATF was orally rendering me ecstatic today I may have shouted out " Oh, God" but I didn't have any Norse deities in mind.
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Often as I sit in the parking lot of a strip club, I search deep in my memories as a Cathlic schoolboy and pray:
  
  "Saint Michael the Archangel,
  defend us in battle;
  be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil"
  
  
  It always turns out the same. Devil 1- me zip
  
  
• JuiceBox69

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  11 years ago

  Zip this.was a good thread....I will fo sho offer up a prayer to the great God of odan and Thor
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I think at times Thor has blessed me. One dancer who doubted me has already felt the zap of Thor's power from a mere touch. Another dancer recognized Thor's blessing and said she would call me Electro. Thor be with you.
  
  
• EarlTee

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  11 years ago

  Save me, Jebus!
• Hugh_G_Rection

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  11 years ago

  I'll take Cthulu. Why settle for lesser evil?
  
  Besides, he gives a new twist to Hentai tentacle rape!!
• gawker

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  11 years ago

  One night after a marathon sexual encounter the woman said"I am Thor!"" I asked what she said. She replied," I'm so Thor I can't pith."
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  I pray to Tyr on Tuesday trips to the club so I'll have no ROB's. Justice is mine!