While my ATF was orally rendering me ecstatic today I may have shouted out " Oh, God" but I didn't have any Norse deities in mind.
Often as I sit in the parking lot of a strip club, I search deep in my memories as a Cathlic schoolboy and pray: "Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle; be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil" It always turns out the same. Devil 1- me zip
I think at times Thor has blessed me. One dancer who doubted me has already felt the zap of Thor's power from a mere touch. Another dancer recognized Thor's blessing and said she would call me Electro. Thor be with you.
I'll take Cthulu. Why settle for lesser evil? Besides, he gives a new twist to Hentai tentacle rape!!
One night after a marathon sexual encounter the woman said"I am Thor!"" I asked what she said. She replied," I'm so Thor I can't pith."
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last commentWhile my ATF was orally rendering me ecstatic today I may have shouted out " Oh, God" but I didn't have any Norse deities in mind.
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Often as I sit in the parking lot of a strip club, I search deep in my memories as a Cathlic schoolboy and pray:
"Saint Michael the Archangel,
defend us in battle;
be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil"
It always turns out the same. Devil 1- me zip
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Zip this.was a good thread....I will fo sho offer up a prayer to the great God of odan and Thor
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I think at times Thor has blessed me. One dancer who doubted me has already felt the zap of Thor's power from a mere touch. Another dancer recognized Thor's blessing and said she would call me Electro. Thor be with you.
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Save me, Jebus!
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I'll take Cthulu. Why settle for lesser evil?
Besides, he gives a new twist to Hentai tentacle rape!!
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One night after a marathon sexual encounter the woman said"I am Thor!"" I asked what she said. She replied," I'm so Thor I can't pith."
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I pray to Tyr on Tuesday trips to the club so I'll have no ROB's. Justice is mine!
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