Jive turkey or Major Dude?
zipman68
the speed force!
Thursday, May 9, 2013 4:30 AM
Did you ever notice how some old white dudes are all into using stupid hood lingo like "shizzle"? WTF is up with that? They think they are major dudes but they are actually JIVE TURKEYS!!
I think we should all post using lingo from Steely Dan songs. Yeah...that's the ticket. Or, golly gee, maybe we should try to emulate the lingo that Wally and the Beav used on their TV show. I hear that the dude who played Eddie Haskell was pretty hardcore! I bet he was all into SCs.
I think this will elevate our discourse. I mean really, we recently had a thread about bathrooms and some jive turkey posting on that thread advocated just dropping trousers and defecating wherever you stand. Any major dude with half a heart will tell you that you should hit the toilet!
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