Jive turkey or Major Dude?
zipman68
the speed force!
Did you ever notice how some old white dudes are all into using stupid hood lingo like "shizzle"? WTF is up with that? They think they are major dudes but they are actually JIVE TURKEYS!!
I think we should all post using lingo from Steely Dan songs. Yeah...that's the ticket. Or, golly gee, maybe we should try to emulate the lingo that Wally and the Beav used on their TV show. I hear that the dude who played Eddie Haskell was pretty hardcore! I bet he was all into SCs.
I think this will elevate our discourse. I mean really, we recently had a thread about bathrooms and some jive turkey posting on that thread advocated just dropping trousers and defecating wherever you stand. Any major dude with half a heart will tell you that you should hit the toilet!
I think we should all post using lingo from Steely Dan songs. Yeah...that's the ticket. Or, golly gee, maybe we should try to emulate the lingo that Wally and the Beav used on their TV show. I hear that the dude who played Eddie Haskell was pretty hardcore! I bet he was all into SCs.
I think this will elevate our discourse. I mean really, we recently had a thread about bathrooms and some jive turkey posting on that thread advocated just dropping trousers and defecating wherever you stand. Any major dude with half a heart will tell you that you should hit the toilet!
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I consider myself suitably chastised by your cutting words. In future, this old white dude will cease his pathetic attempts to adopt the idiom of any society other than his own - the western Canadian redneck hillbilly rig pig.
You fuck with me, you fuck with my pipe wrench.:)
You fuck with me, you fuck with my hard disk...8-p
"Leave It to Beaver" was pretty hip, and the show even had some racy language. For example, this statement by June to her husband: "Ward, you were a little hard on the beaver last night."
"Mrs Cleaver, you're trying to seduce me, aren't you? And by the way, that's a very pretty dress you have on."
(and yes, I know "get down with the lingo" is not the lingo . . .)