No touch, or worse no lapdance, clubs. How do they even stay in business?
StripReviewer
Seriously. I can understand how they would get some customers in just because of the naked girls, but a young college dude who just wants to see his first tits and pussy probably doesn't have a ton of money anyway. Even if you say the drinks or the food are good, to me that's 2 very different and non-complementary things. Food=good, naked chicks=good, eating around naked chicks is like chocolate covered bacon or something. So you have guys with some disposable income, in an area with strict laws, are there no options in driving distance? Do they develop some kind of working friendship with the girls? Do they legitimately think they have a shot? Are they right? What gives, really wanna know.
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If there are very few clubs in the area; then a club can get away w/ running the club as they want.
It also may have to do with local ordinances. Some localities have very strict rules and thus all clubs in the area have no choice but to comply.
That begs the question of who goes to strip clubs to drink when they aren't paying attention to the girls and they can get beer for much cheaper at a regular bar, which seems to be their only purpose for being there. Do all regular bars suck? (I realize some of them do, but they can't all suck, can they?)
This is about the price for the clubs I visit *but only* during day shift. I usually pay min $6 to $7 for a Heineken at any SC I visit during the evening shift.
And they probably make even more out of the mixed drinks especially since they are often watered down.
So with the knowledge and expectation that I'll probably irk some of you I'll attempt to shed some light on how the clubs that the OP asked about not only stay in business but actually turn a pretty healthy profit.
The obvious answer is, as has been stated by others already, through the sales of alcohol and to a much lesser degree food. Â But knowing full well that that answer is unsatisfying because after all in order to make money you need a customer base that is willing to pay your exorbitant drink prices day in and day out. Â Enter, stage right naked or semi-naked girls.
"WTF?" you say? Â "No touchy feely equal no interest/no $$$," you say? Well as a senior executive member of the royal order of PLs, lodge 69, Mendocino CA, I am here to tell you that there exists a category of SC aficionado who dotes on the Girl Friend Experience (GFE). Â Now I am not trying to insult your intelligence. Â I know that probably without exception you all know about GFE but I believe that most of you underestimate the numbers of us out here who truly enjoy it.
Let me develop my hypothesis a bit further here. I believe that there are roughly 3 main clientele that frequent "no touch" clubs: 1) Those seeking the GFE with attractive young women, 2) Rowdy young bucks who think that they are going to score one of the dancers OTC and 3) Voyeurs who just want to sit and watch. Â Obviously there are others like bachelor parties and out of towners stopping in but in reality those tend to be exceptions and you can't really build a business around them. Â My experience in DC over the past 20 years has been that the rough ratio is 75/5/15 during the day shift and 50/30/20 during the night shifts with the numbers shifting even more on Fri and Sat evenings to something like 35/50/15. Â Before you call me on the mat looking for my data tables I'll confess that those ratios are entirely based on my observations and the many conversations I've had with the girls that work in the clubs I frequent. Â In short I ain't got me no "real" data just that fucked up anecdotal stuff and shit.
Of those mentioned above I am closest to the GFE crowd because frankly and honestly I am one of them, while at home at least. Â I am an animal of a different color when I hit clubs out of town and truthfully I enjoy pretty much everything on the menu. Â I'm not sure if y'all know what makes us tick but I can tell you that the sensation I get when I'm hanging with my ATF, a 20 year old hottie with perky natural tits and an ass to fucking die for, and we're cuddling and smooching in a dark corner of the club, is as potent as any FS act I've ever experienced and I've had my share of "excellent adventures" in that regard. Â I believe that it generally boils down to brain chemistry and I get a heaping helping of dopamine every time I visit her so so what if I'm never going to fuck her. Â In a certain sense I don't want to fuck her because frankly it isn't likely that it can live up to the fantasy I've got playing in my head.
So any given day you will find a dozen or so middle aged business men with decent disposable income sitting around with doting young women, paying them for the fantasy of "being" with them. Â Mixed in to that crowd is a handful of voyeurs eyeballing the girls as they dance and also as they hang with their Men and a handful of young turks getting up close and personal stage side giving them a gynecological exam and thinking that they will get "lucky" with a cleaver line or witty reportage. Â That's 20 ~ 30 guys ordering $8 drinks for a couple hours with the occasional "bottle" at $300 ~ $700 a pop. Â On weekends double and triple those numbers and wala you have a business that leverages the power of pussy to drive the engine of pushing drinks to the clientele I described above...or
I'm completely full of shit. Â After all "Everything on this site should be considered a work of fiction." Â Y'all can decide.
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Girl Friend Experience.
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Girl Friend Experience
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I would simply suggest that not all GFE is a) with a prostitute and b) involves BBanything.
Perhaps it's time to coin a new acronym that aligns with the reality that I described and have experienced for the last 20 something years.
Perhaps...
GFE
Girl Friend Experience - usually a term reserved for escorts, but it has spilled over into strip club lingo. Not sure if it's a good thing though, as I have never had a girlfriend give me a nasty grinding lap dance. I'd much rather have a HASE
I travel a lot and I will admit that, every so often, I find myself in a shitty club in a restrictive area. As bad as that type of club is, sometimes it beats the alternative of not visiting a club at all.
But makes me wonder if although they get a lot of custies whether these custies spend a lot of $$$ particularly in dances?
I started SCing regularly in 2000 when I lived in Dallas – but prior to this I SCed a handful of times in the 90s when two-way contact was less of the norm that I was aware of. It was not until I became acquainted with liberal two-way contact/groping; that I became a fan and started spending big – prior to the groping days I would get a few dances but I was not extra “motivated†to get a lot of dances like I do now.