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ATM redux

zipman68
the speed force!
We had a nice discussion about ATM recently. I have to admit I disagree with tumblingdude's comment about cuts with cleaning one's member in between. Good ATM should have no cuts between removing the penis from the anus and putting it in the mouth. However, it isn't as bad as it seems to the squeamish among you. Girls who do anal porn are going to clean themselves out pretty thoroughly. So the main taste is probably lube.

But how about the ass smoothie. If you really want to see something hardcore, just watch that shit. Girl gets naked, makes a smoothie, then gets in piledriver, puts a speculum in her ass and gapes it. Then it is on. On like Donkey Kong my pervo brothers. Dude pours the smoothie in her ass and she shits it out. What do you pervoids think is next?

Yup, she drinks it. Now that shizzle be fucking hardcore. Just google "ass smoothie tube" and you will find some groovy videos.

I wonder how much it costs to get a girl to drink an ass smoothie. Ever tempted to ask a stripper to do that for you?

12 comments

  • gawker
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    11 years ago
    Jee-zus - anyone who'd get a rise out of that shit must fucking hate women. I know there's folk who like giving and getting golden showers and there's all kinds of scatological perversions which are ok so long as no one complains, but drinking a smoothie enema??? Please don't change a smoothie to a lumpy. I personally love women. I like the smell, the touch and the taste of a beautiful woman. How anyone could defile a wonderful piece of ass by having her eat shit sandwiches or whatever escapes me.
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    In the really hardcore version, she keister-stashes the blender, then some fruit, and makes the smoothie right is her rectal cavity.

    In the really, really hardcore version, she plugs the ass-blender into an outlet with no GFI.
  • JuiceBox69
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    11 years ago
    Thanks for the tip zip I just jizzed on my iPhone
  • Dougster
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    11 years ago
    One time when I was at the HiLiter in Phoenix and doing txtittyfan's daughter in the ass for her customary $60, I asked if she would do ATM. She was "no! that is totally disgusting! Absolutely not! Of course I won't!" I then said "what I threw in an extra $10?" and, she was like, "oh, I'm sorry you didn't mention that part. Sure I will, no problem".
  • ilbbaicnl
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    11 years ago
    BTW, does she also make the guy a sandwich while she's making the smoothie?
  • zipman68
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    11 years ago
    @ilbbaicnl-dude... One of the amazing things in life is that there is nothing so twisted that it can't be twisted just a lil bit more. The GFI part is just friggin' hi-LAR-ee-OUS (if seriously twisted)

    @gawkin-dude... True dat...this shit is seriously messed up. But seriously, our bud Juice is a major dude with half a heart that will tell you straight that he loves women. And he seems to dig the ass smoothie. Perhaps some chicks dig making smoothies after being sodomized with a Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay drumstick. Stranger things, n'est-ce pas?
  • gawker
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    11 years ago
    To each their own. I'm just an old fashioned horn dog. I must just be an old prude who finds eating shit to be repulsive. Tell me, do you like a DFK after the smoothie passes through those lips. How is it when her breath smells like farts?
  • gatorfan
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    11 years ago
    Ass to mouth?
  • SuperDude
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    11 years ago
    Way out of my league and beyond anything I want to experience. Just too old school for that kind of stuff.
  • Tiredtraveler
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    11 years ago
    Like they say all thing pass in time. I'll pass on participating in your fantasy.
  • shadowcat
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    11 years ago
    What a shitty topic.
  • skibum609
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    11 years ago
    When I tell people I'd give up sex before I'd give up skiing and they read something like this they understand.
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