This was a cultural experience. You...

This was a cultural experience. You know how they say Pennsylvania is Pittsburgh and Philadelphia with Alabama in-between? Welcome to Alabama.

The building looks like it is about to fall over. The stage is terrible. The interior is as bad as the exterior. The lap dance couches are filthy, and protected by small curtains.

I was the only patron, and I was desperate, so I bought a dance from the less unattractive of the two. Then I was even more desperate, so I bought a second dance. In the end, I left confused, physically satisfied, and kind of amazed that this place exists.