Stank Ass Ho...
slick316Iowa
What do you do when you come across a smelly ass stripper? Do you tell her she smells or just let it go and move on to the next one?
Got a dance from a girl last night, she had bad body odor all over. When her vag came in close proximity to my face, my eyes started to water. I had to leave the place after that, it was too much.
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last commentI just let it go and move on.
Yeah I've ha that before. Got some FIV and even after washing hands in the restroom with soap and water the smell was STILL there :/
I didn't say anything though cause she's cute and I've gotten dances with her other times where she was ok with BO so didn't wanna turn off future dances.
On too the next!
Mrrock: the next time you do FIV with her, make her suck on them by sticking those fingers in her mouth and watch her reaction... :P
When a smelly stripper comes to me, I go for a smoke or to the restroom...
Haha good idea saggy
If you're feeling generous, tell the bartender.
Use more Clorox.
I try to avoid getting dances or even staying near her. I got dances before from a foul smelling dancer who was one of my favorites but decided after that, I could skip her one or more times if she didn't get rid of the smell. So if she smells bad, I'll skip her. If she's a favorite and complains that no one is buying dances from her, I might tell her she doesn't smell very good tonight. Anyone else, I'll try to get rid of ASAP without telling them. Hmmm, it they don't maybe I should tell her she stinks.
Politely disengage, cleanup, move on.
I've requested a dancer go freshen up following her smoke break but haven't yet run across a dancer who smelled so bad my eyes watered. I might just tell her?
Just like Kermit and Fozzie, keep moving right along.
I just move on
Bitch! If you give me yeast again.
It happens! I will end the lap dance right then and/or not let her touch me.
I had that once with a really hot asian chick. Didnt realize she stank til her pussy was in my face. She was offering multiple song discount but one and done and never again
one and done. For me the funky one's always seem to want to shove their junk in my face. Nasty.