I was clubbing with friends of mine down in Charleston SC. We had a few strippers at out table when a another stripper walks up with a very pissed off look on her face. And says I got you by the balls now ass hole. She hands a document to a friend of mine. We read it. he gets up to run out & the stripper grabs him & says. If your not the daddy then you shouldn't be scared to take a paternity test.
We all sat her & look at him & wondered what he was going to do. She then looK at me & says any thing goes $500. The stripper who is sitn next to me says to her. FUCK OFF BITCH HE IS MY UNCLE & HE DOESN'T WANT A CRACK HO.
I talked to my budy he told me that he is the strippers baby's daddy. So the lesson of this is. if you are going to do bbfscip with a stripper stay out of the clubs for a long time or find a different place to club.
Bang-dude... Was your buddy Juice?