I was clubbing with friends of mine down in Charleston SC. We had a few strippers at out table when a another stripper walks up with a very pissed off look on her face. And says I got you by the balls now ass hole. She hands a document to a friend of mine. We read it. he gets up to run out & the stripper grabs him & says. If your not the daddy then you shouldn't be scared to take a paternity test.
We all sat her & look at him & wondered what he was going to do. She then looK at me & says any thing goes $500. The stripper who is sitn next to me says to her. FUCK OFF BITCH HE IS MY UNCLE & HE DOESN'T WANT A CRACK HO.
I talked to my budy he told me that he is the strippers baby's daddy. So the lesson of this is. if you are going to do bbfscip with a stripper stay out of the clubs for a long time or find a different place to club.
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Bang-dude... Was your buddy Juice?
Damn, that's a kick in the nuts right there... Another warning about bbfs. What's he going to do with this?
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
$500 for a crack ho. He got fucked twice.
Looks like the chickens have Coe home to roost.
Lol
How do you spell PATERNITY suit? Does the stripper know his name? Can you imagine 18 years of child support? One more argument in favor of abortion on demand.
I tell im my name is Jimmy Jones and I only drink kool aid
You gotta find a girl who swallows the evidence.
qawker - Is that for the customer or the dancer? :)
Sure wish bang would provide an interpreter for his posts.
Unless you're young enough to want kids, go to the doc for a snip snip. You'll still worry about STD, but not paternity.
Good reason to have in club alter ego.
@artcollege: amen to that.
@zip68 no he isn't juice.
cool story bro
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