You know that you have been spending too much time in a club when....

When the valet in the parking lot at one club recognizes you from another club.

When you walk into the club and the waitress says, "I'm sorry. Somebody's sitting at YOUR table."

When you walk in heading to your spot and a beer/drink is there and your ATF is waiting for you!

I even had the barmaid ask others to move from my spot. Amazingly, they always did.

When the girl that so many hate love you.

When the bartenders start buying you beers on a regular basis.

When dancers you never spend money on come over and talk to you just because they want to.

When dancers you know ask you for a ride home.

When the dancers start to buy youvdances.

There's such a thing as "spending too much time in the club"? For real?

I've been asked that several times

When you have your lunch and dinner there....on the same day.

When all the employees there know you by name and all the managers have to come over and shake your hand every time your there

When the DJ asks you for the roll call.

When the owner gives you drinks or hands you the bottle to make your own drink..and then invites you to go out of town with him on a family outing

When the door guy shows you the list of dancers working, describes each one to you, then offers to go get the one that interests you. Damn that's service!

That truly is service, Sclvr.

I kind of like it when the door girl waves you in and the waitress remembers your beer. One time the bartender saw me come in and had my beer and change waiting on me before I even got to the bar. I gave her a $20 and the change was correct. Now that's service.

You have a locker in the stripper dressing room.

That was freakin HILARIOUS gatorfan!!!

The owner comes by to ask if you would mind locking up.

gf,

The strippers dressing room isn't as lovely as it may sound, if my experience is normal (whatever stripper and normal may have in common) for them.

At a club (no longer exists) I used to frequent, I also did computer work for them. Their server was in the dressing room so I spent some time back there. It got old real quick.

Clubber, Your DR observations are accurate. My latest fave club has its ladies room deep in the DR so I was very excited to get a full look for the first time after all my years if clubbing. In a word: disgusting. Nothing of what I had hoped.Thosr chicks are complete slobs. Also no pillow fights, smacking out or lesbian orgies. What a buzzkill ;)

S/b macking out, not smacking...tho some smacking would also be entertaining.

lopaw - What is macking out? :)

You give out one or more child support checks while at the club.

Shadow - it means flirting or hitting on each other, which is very hot to witness. And this will usually lead to making out....and we all know what that is :-D

when every employee (DJ, waitress, bartenders) in the club must know you. If some new employees can't recognize you, they are despised.

lopaw,

I wonder if their behavior was better with me being a male?

Clubber - Were they macking out with you?

Bottoms Up recently did some remodeling in the men's room, and all the men had to use the ladies room, which was in the dressing room, for a while. I was one of those men, and it was...interesting. Trying to take a leak in an open bathroom with a dancer sitting on the stool right next to the one I was using was an illustration of the term "shy kidneys".

Clubber, Perhaps they were on their best behavior with you nearby. With me they just let it all hang out, both literally and figuratively.

When I can’t get an erection at the club

When the staff and half the custies say,"Here comes that jerkoff".

sc/lopaw,

Actually, they were rather quite but not real modest. I guess that wouldn't make sense if they were. Perhaps I should have tipped them.

I had one dancer tell me that since there was no restroom in the locker room girls would pee in the trash can and miss and hit the floor or whatever instead of walking across the club to the restroom. The dancers got in trouble because the club had to pay someone to come clean the floors in there

@cj. -- wow! That is one classy place. Sounds like it is only the strippers that lack the bathroom. Most of the places I go to have no bathrooms AT ALL. Folks just piss and shit wherever.

When you enter the club through the back like in Goodfellas

Where the fuck do you club Zip?! The last time I was partying like that, we were in the middle of a field getting slobber-faced...

That's why you gotta wear Depends like me. Piss, shit, and LDK is A OK in a pair of Depends.

When you've fucked every girl in that club.