After months of silence, my ex-ATF texted me, "Hi Sweetheart."
This leads me to wonder why she is contacting me. Please help me to understand by voting for either A or B:
A. She has come to realize that I am the only man she has ever loved. B. She needs money.
To act sorry - because she needs money.
Clubber nailed it.
I voting A due to my undying faith in true love. I think you should text back a marriage proposal! Let us know how that works out.
She needs money
(JACK) GUESS WHO'S BACK?
BACK AGAIN
KRISTIES BACK
TELL A FRIEND!
^^^ lol
Your jokeing right? B
Without doubt - A
Cynics will say "B", but I kid you not. About 6 weeks ago I got a text from an ex-dancer I had not heard from in about 18 months. She retired from dancing about 3 years ago.
I expected this was a prelude to a request for $$$$$
But never happened. Just wanted to say hi and catch up. Miracles never cease. Or it's my sparkling personality and unchallenged good looks.
I lime zips idea. Tell her you can't do any more dances until you are married to her
Option C. She's pregnant and you might be the baby daddy. Ricki Lake!Ricki Lake!Ricki Lake!
Lol slick. That is hilarious when a woman brings like 5 guys on there for a dna test and there are no matches to their kid
Ain't that the truth, Joe. Remember Springer and his security guard Steve?!? That show killed me.
Yep, Springer was one of those shows so bad it was good. But even the very bad you can get an overdose of.
C: she needs $$ REALLY bad
B.
Steve wilkos show. He doesn't back down from anyone. I wouldn't want to be a pedo on his show
B.
It's almost a lock that it's super slow in the club and she isn't making any money, so she's scrolling through her contacts and sending out texts, hoping someone will bite.
Sorry, but that's the most logical explaination.
@motorhead: Nah, she's just playing the long game. :)
I’ve had the pleasure of meeting jackslash in person and I always read his posts.
jack is a very smart guy and has a facetious sense of humor – I’m 99% sure his option “A†was him being his usual witty/facetious self.
BTW – I do think the dancer was genuine in coming to her senses and realizing what a great catch Mr. slash is :)
A dancer saying “hi†out of the blue is usually 99.9% of the time about $$$ IME – whether it’s in the short or long run as gmd stated
gmd beat me to it... @motorhead: she's just playing the long game
B 99.9% confidence
I don;t think any of us here mind handing cash over to a dancer. What most do mind is the lack of a return on ones "investment". That's sort of life in general. :)
@Clubber: +1
On a wild hunch, I'll go with B. :)