"Hi Sweetheart"

25 comments

• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  On a wild hunch, I'll go with B. :)
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  To act sorry - because she needs money.
• londonguy

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  11 years ago

  Clubber nailed it.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  I voting A due to my undying faith in true love. I think you should text back a marriage proposal! Let us know how that works out.
• bang69

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  11 years ago

  She needs money
• GoVikings

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  11 years ago

  (JACK) GUESS WHO'S BACK? BACK AGAIN KRISTIES BACK TELL A FRIEND!
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  ^^^ lol
• bigtimer23

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  11 years ago

  Your jokeing right? B
• Lone_Wolf

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  11 years ago

  Without doubt - A
• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  Cynics will say "B", but I kid you not. About 6 weeks ago I got a text from an ex-dancer I had not heard from in about 18 months. She retired from dancing about 3 years ago. I expected this was a prelude to a request for $$$$$ But never happened. Just wanted to say hi and catch up. Miracles never cease. Or it's my sparkling personality and unchallenged good looks.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  I lime zips idea. Tell her you can't do any more dances until you are married to her
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Option C. She's pregnant and you might be the baby daddy. Ricki Lake!Ricki Lake!Ricki Lake!
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Lol slick. That is hilarious when a woman brings like 5 guys on there for a dna test and there are no matches to their kid
• SlickSpic

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  11 years ago

  Ain't that the truth, Joe. Remember Springer and his security guard Steve?!? That show killed me.
• Dougster

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  11 years ago

  Yep, Springer was one of those shows so bad it was good. But even the very bad you can get an overdose of.
• mrrock

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  11 years ago

  C: she needs $$ REALLY bad
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  B.
• crazyjoe

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  11 years ago

  Steve wilkos show. He doesn't back down from anyone. I wouldn't want to be a pedo on his show
• warhawks

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  11 years ago

  B. It's almost a lock that it's super slow in the club and she isn't making any money, so she's scrolling through her contacts and sending out texts, hoping someone will bite. Sorry, but that's the most logical explaination.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @motorhead: Nah, she's just playing the *long* game. :)
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I’ve had the pleasure of meeting jackslash in person and I always read his posts. jack is a very smart guy and has a facetious sense of humor – I’m 99% sure his option “A” was him being his usual witty/facetious self. BTW – I do think the dancer was genuine in coming to her senses and realizing what a great catch Mr. slash is :)
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  A dancer saying “hi” out of the blue is usually 99.9% of the time about $$$ IME – whether it’s in the short or long run as gmd stated
• mjx01

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  11 years ago

  gmd beat me to it... @motorhead: she's just playing the *long* game B 99.9% confidence
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  I don;t think any of us here mind handing cash over to a dancer. What most do mind is the lack of a return on ones "investment". That's sort of life in general. :)
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @Clubber: +1