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Does Portland have the Highest Number of Strip Clubs per Capita?

Does Portland have the Highest Number of Strip Clubs per Capita? Here's the answer by a Portland columnist: http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20636-dr_know_the_truth_la.html The most interesting thing to me was that the writer used TUSCL to find the answer. I have a rather trivial complaint…

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I-81 from Harrisburg to Syracuse

I've got a road trip coming up soon, driving up I-81 from Harrisburg PA to Syracuse NY. Anybody have any recommendations for a good club within 20 minutes of the interstate to make a pit stop? Looking for…

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Reservoir Dogs or My Blue Heaven?

When it comes to tipping, are you more like Mr. Pink or are you more like Vinnie Antonelli. Like Steve Martin's character, I believe in over-tipping. Whether I'm at a restaurant, hotel, taxi, barbershop, sc, etc., I often…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Was in KOP last week...

Was in KOP last week and had some time to kill so decided to check this place out. First off this is closer to bridgeport/Norristown area then KOP and the place reflects that. It…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I was in town so I...

I was in town so I decided to drop by. Arrived on a Friday night around 10. Paid the cover which included a drink. The place was not too packed and there were a good…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Stopped by Christie's on a Tuesday...

Stopped by Christie's on a Tuesday afternoon, haven't been here in a few months. Inside is very dark so it takes a minute for the eyes to adjust. Sat down and ordered a couple of…

Coliseum

Detroit, Michigan

Visited the coliseum twice on two...

Visited the coliseum twice on two tuesday afternoons over the past 2 weeks. Like it was described in prior reviews, the club is big and nice from inside. The dancers were mostly 7's with one…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Was at Tootsies on Saturday afternoon....

Was at Tootsies on Saturday afternoon. Club was a bit slow since it was early afternoon but that was no problem since fellow TUSCL members were there for the Miami meet and greet. The club…

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, Texas

Got there about 9:30 on a...

Got there about 9:30 on a Tuesday night. The place was pretty busy and I was pounced on by one girl as soon as I arrived. She hung on despite being told that I wanted…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Logged another trip to Baby Dolls...

Logged another trip to Baby Dolls today. Weather was on and off crappy, so why not take in the the sights and sounds of my favorite "ballet". As is often mentioned, the cover…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I stopped by Desire this past...

I stopped by Desire this past Friday evening. I have to admit that I was impressed with the line up. As many have said it is hit or miss at these clubs, and this club…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

A group of five of us...

A group of five of us went on a Thursday night. We decided to stop there on our way to Vegas on a bachelor party so were all in the right mood. It was pretty…

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

I stopped by here on a...

I stopped by here on a Wednesday evening about 11:30 pm. When I arrived I stayed out front simply because I don't want to deal with Frankie in the back. I ordered my beer which…

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

Came here on a Tuesday night...

Came here on a Tuesday night with a buddy of mine to just relax and watch the NBA Playoffs while seeing a few nude (or topless, if you wanna get into semantics) girls and it…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

I was getting some late dinner...

I was getting some late dinner at Bob Evans which is across the street from this place and decided to check it out. The cover if I remember correctly was about $7. Most of the…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

So I came here after a...

So I came here after a twins game. Heard good things about the bed dances so decided to Check them out. Also if u go to sneaky Pete the bar down below you get stamped…

Bazz & Crue

Forestville, Maryland

Well Well, Let me start off by...

Well Well, Let me start off by saying I have spent numerous nights in this club and I would say I have enjoyed my time about 80 percent of the time. My last outing was…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

I visited DVCOI late Wednesday evening....

I visited DVCOI late Wednesday evening. The club was not packed as it would be on $100 VIP Thursdays. There may have been 10-15 dancers, and only 3-4 of them are legitimate stripper quality. The…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

After visiting this place, I am...

After visiting this place, I am really struggling to understand what all the hype is about. It may be higher end for Pasco County, but by most standards it is a small nude club…

Jaguars

El Paso, Texas

ahh the famous jaguars gold club!...

ahh the famous jaguars gold club! being a kid my whole life I was preparing for the day I turned 18 so I can walk into the establishment and feel like a king, because being…

Aragon Bar

Albert Lea, Minnesota

I was there on Monday night....

I was there on Monday night. I wasn't expecting much but was very surprised!!! The club is in the back of a bar. It has a big stage with plastic chair seating.…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Edmonton, Alberta

I go there regularly it seems...

I go there regularly it seems nice atmosphere nice girls. Good seating. I know it is a bar but music just a bit load be nicer if just a little lower so conversations are…

Eden Exotic Entertainment

Edmonton, Alberta

Nice atmosphere with good lighting. ...

Nice atmosphere with good lighting. I know a bar but music just a touch load at times so hard to have a conversation. First club went to in city. And would still…

Beef Baron

London, Ontario

I love the beef, I hadnt...

I love the beef, I hadnt been for about a month or so but stopped in for the first time last friday and I dont really have any complaints. There were some extremely hot…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I visited Show n Tel for...

I visited Show n Tel for my second time last week on a friday night. It was crowded when i got there and i ended up parking in the lot across the street cause i…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

this place has gone down hill...

this place has gone down hill fast. most of the hotter dancers are no where to be seen, most have moved on to other clubs. what is left is less than appetizing for…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

place was popping off late on...

place was popping off late on a friday. there were only about 16 girls but dayam most were solid 8s with a 9 in between. the club is always well maintained, but i…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Went on a Tuesday night. ...

Went on a Tuesday night. Good thing--only three dollar cover charge. Too many overweight, old, pushy dancers. There was one that seemed really cute when she walked in around 9PM. She…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

I am not really sure what...

I am not really sure what the name of the club is, but this was my 3rd visit and I enjoyed it. Entered the club about 8 pm and it was jumping. The…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Been here a few times, small...

Been here a few times, small place. Used to be a good local place, with some action available in private. Private can be hit or miss now. Many WOC here, I was…

Dames & Games

Grand Rapids, Michigan

This club looked ok when I...

This club looked ok when I was there but I didn't stay for very long because it was slow and there was nothing going on. The layout is decent. There is one center stage an…

Sugar Shack

Lake Geneva, Wisconsin

This had to be the most...

This had to be the most lily-white club that I've ever been to. Imagine the strip club in every bad cliche ridden teen spring break/summer vacation comedy and you'll get an idea of Sugar Shack.…

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

So i went to this clib...

So i went to this clib and overall it was pretty good with the exception of the one dancer named Adrian. This girl should be tipped to keep clothes on. My friends and I were…

Fox's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Happened to be near Fox's with...

Happened to be near Fox's with some time to kill so I stopped on in. The parking lot was not to full which had me wondering what I had in store. I was a little…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Was in Erie in business so...

Was in Erie in business so I decided to give this place a try. This place is kind of in a weird area for a strip club and the parking is terrible but the girls…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I have been to this club...

I have been to this club many times over the years, and this has to have been by far my worst experience. I arrived at 1pm. The club opens at noon, but I've been around…

Private Eyes

New York, New York

Hit Private Eyes this afternoon about...

Hit Private Eyes this afternoon about 3pm. Feee admission with a flyer that they pass out all over Times Square if you go before 7pm. Happy hour prices (2 for 1 drinks) until 4pm. Two…

A Hunt Club

Fort Collins, Colorado

Since this is the only club...

Since this is the only club in town, not sure how one should evaluate it. I was there last Friday night about 8PM, stayed about 45 minutes...just a quick break. The…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Loved this place. The girls at...

Loved this place. The girls at the front are cute and friendly. The waitresses took good care of my entire group. Drinks were good and a fair price but luckily the dancers accepted drinks.…

Fantasy Ranch

Euless, Texas

This place is VERY hard to...

This place is VERY hard to find. And when you do, drive very slow as the potholes in the drive way are the size of lunar craters. Admission is $5 Beer is !6 depending on time…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

I frequent the Trophy Club a...

I frequent the Trophy Club a few times a year, always mid-week, and always mid-day. I find it to be a fairly relaxing club, the music is loud, but still at a reasonable level, so…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

I've been to this club several...

I've been to this club several times. The club is at the very south end of a pretty good suburb of Milwaukee. The interior has a very large half-circle bar and three stages.…

The Pony

Starkville, Mississippi

So after living in Starkville, MS...

So after living in Starkville, MS for 3 years I finally broke down and gave "The Pony" a shot. To be completely fair, I did go on a Wednesday; but still, that was no…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

So I visited the Rhino the...

So I visited the Rhino the other night. The club itself is amazing. The seating is comfortable. The staff is friendly. Everything seems to be well appointed. The VIP room is…

Pink 301

Orangeburg, South Carolina

Great place went there to see...

Great place went there to see what it was about there was 2 girls working during the day, they said more girls come in later in the day. They had a white girl…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

I am a frequent visitor to...

I am a frequent visitor to Follies. And I have my favorites. But one of my favorites just left (Gia). But such is life. I must say I wish the long…

Rick's Cabaret

New Orleans, Louisiana

Was in town on a Monday...

Was in town on a Monday night about 8:30 PM - no cover - very slow - one dancer standing at the bar and another sitting with one other customer. No dancer on…

Riley's Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

Went in and no one dancing...

Went in and no one dancing at the stage there we about six dancers and an older blond mold spinner came up to talk to me. Asked if I wanted a dance so we swept…

La Chambre

Detroit, Michigan

This is my first visit to...

This is my first visit to La Chambre. I heard is was a neighborhood style bar. The entry fee was $5, free parking and no VIP tax. So it's cheap to get…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

So I decided to give this...

So I decided to give this place another try and got in for free last Friday around 4pm. There was a fair share of girls (mostly in the 5-7 range) with a couple of 8's…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Went here on Saturday afternoon last...

Went here on Saturday afternoon last month. They now made the back as the entrance. Upon entry, takes awhile for your eyes to adjust. Atmosphere is laid back. Most of the patrons are local,…

Mademoiselle Follie Bergere

Williamsville, New York

I have stopped into this club...

I have stopped into this club a few Fridays in the last couple months. The club is large and nice, chairs are comfortable and decor is upscale for Western NY. We have had…

Club Pink

Pompano Beach, Florida

I went there on a Wednesday...

I went there on a Wednesday night to see what the club was like. i had never been to a strip club before so i went there. it is a bit small but its kind…

Wild Mustang Gentlemen’s Club

Detroit, Michigan

this is for toy chest...

this is for toy chest and Lachambre - april 5 afternoon. 1st stop. Toy Chest at about 2PM hoping to get more than a dance from a certain Asian dancer. I have had about…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Arrived at FC around 1pm. My...

Arrived at FC around 1pm. My intention was to grab some lunch before I had to get the a late afternoon flight. I enjoyed a great filet mignon and a decent (not great) Cabernet at…

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Wow. So I've had some great...

Wow. So I've had some great fun at the Gold Club in the past. My wife and I would visit after having dinner and drinks. The dancers are usually pretty attractive in a porn star…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

My second visit to the HiLiter...

My second visit to the HiLiter was much different than the first. I paid the $5 cover and just walked in. The club wasn't that crowded so I was able to score a seat…

Kahoots Gentlemen's Club

Upper Arlington, Ohio

This is definitely the nicest club...

This is definitely the nicest club in columbus. I think it's also not to bad monetarily. The bartenders are nice and friendly, but not very knowledgeable about mix drinks. The bartender didn't…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Definitely a higher end club with...

Definitely a higher end club with prices to support it. Very nice club chairs surround a big main stage and girls circulate during the main show, but dances are all in plain sight with…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Was in Detroit for the weekend...

Was in Detroit for the weekend and decided to make a visit over to the flight club. I got there around 11:00 valet parked and walked in. The place was pretty crowded and there were…

Sexy 7

North Bay Shore, New York

Went to sexy 7 on a...

Went to sexy 7 on a Tuesday. There were only two girls available but we're both hot. I got a lap dance by a brunette. She had a really athletic tone with nice c cups.…

Thee Dollhouse Myrtle Beach

North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Visited the new Thee Doll House...

Visited the new Thee Doll House in the old Crazy Horse property in North Myrtle Beach at roughly midnight on a Saturday night - place was packed! Quite a bit of diversity in the…

VIP's Gentlemen's Club

City of Orange, New Jersey

Not a bad club. It's in...

Not a bad club. It's in an OK area at best. The dollar parade is pretty bad. Certain girls would come by every 5 minutes which is ridiculous. Looks wise, girls were good with mose…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Last time I was in Atlanta,...

Last time I was in Atlanta, I decided to switch it up from Pink Pony to Follies, based on the reviews I read here. First time visitor, and it was definitely a different vibe than…

Golden Banana

Peabody, Massachusetts

Not a frequent visitor of GB...

Not a frequent visitor of GB but was there a couple weeks ago. I have to say that I think they have taken a turn for the worse. The quality of the dancers…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Went to the playhouse recently on...

Went to the playhouse recently on a Tuesday afternoon around 1pm. Quite a bit of girls for being so early. Around 7 of them maybe 6 or 7 patrons. 1 dancer middle of the stage…

City Lights

Yonkers, New York

This place is something else. This...

This place is something else. This was my very first club that I worked at. It was through a dance agency. Anywho .... Stage tips were almost non existent! I mean I thought I was…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

it's been a while since i...

it's been a while since i visited cheetah and i had some friends visiting from out of town so i decided to welcome them to atlanta properly. They've made a lot of improvement to the club…

Club Onyx Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Went here on a thursday afternoon...

Went here on a thursday afternoon after work just to see what all the fuss was about. Parking lot is HUGE, not too many cars around because it was still early. Walked in an the…

Amnesia

Tijuana, Baja California

The quality of ladies at amnesia...

The quality of ladies at amnesia is pretty good! It's more like an American strip club but with more perks if you play your cards right! The ladies are pretty hot and give great lap…

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The New PL+ Strategy???

I was at a club in San Antonio last night courting a lovely young lady and in between teasing her nipples into stiff little nubs of steel and trying to keep from busting a nut in her molten hot mouth…

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New review format for Silkypants

All of my previous reviews were rejected due to the appearance of copying and pasting previous review detail that have not changed. I am going to go back to writing reviews like everyone else. It is a lot of work…

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Hope he got a couple of happy endings

NFL player James Harrison says he dropped over a half mil on massages last year. And they call us PL's

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May 15, 2013

Its time to shine....go out their and get your money wet

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Another OTC incident.

AUSTIN (AUSTIN) - A man who visited an Austin strip club and left with two women and a man told police that he was robbed at gunpoint of his wallet and cell phone and that his car was later torched…

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Who here likes to get their balls vibed?

Yeah shes slick with dick

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What cities is best for clubs with "extras"?

I know extras can be found in almost any club, but in some cities the "extras" are more common than in my home area. I don't want or need to know specific clubs, but what are the cities for "extras" in…

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Lawsuit: strip club sues Brookhaven for $48 million

Although the Pink Pony is not among the Atlanta clubs that I like and go to, I hope that they win this one and I think that they will. The owners of the Pink Pony strip club are suing the city…

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Word on the Web

How many dancers are knowledgable about TUSCL and similar sites? Just like civilians who Google themselves, how many dancers have looked up their club and stage name? Would this knowledge be helpful to them or a hindrance ?…

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Lousy BJs

For me, there are few things that are more irritating than a lousy BJ. This is especially true when the only thing following it is an equally lousy HJ. What a fucking waste. Imagine my further amazement when, at…

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Vacation with your ATF?

I recently took my ATF to the Derby, and I had a great time. I am thinking about taking a weekend vacation soon and considering taking her with. Anyone else do this, and if so how much do…

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A question

If someone that you find attractive asks you to come to their room and be their personal sex slave, would you think that they were serious? And would you do it?

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

It was a flip of the...

It was a flip of the coin, whether I was going to head to Austin, where several of the clubs were known to me, or to stay put in San Antonio and check out one…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Got there shortly after shift change...

Got there shortly after shift change so only about 3 dancers were there when I arrived. I paid my cover and for my first drink at the door. I ordered a water when…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Whats funny about this clubs is...

Whats funny about this clubs is from the outside it looks like a nice plush club. Inside its a little different. One of the smaller clubs ive been to. Very bright as…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

It's been a few months since...

It's been a few months since I've been over to the Players Club, but I made it back about a week ago with an out of town buddy. The previous reviewers talked about the…

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

After a short trip to the...

After a short trip to the Pink Slip around the corner, we decided to check out this place. This spot is more spacious, and it had a much livelier atmosphere compared to the Pink…

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Dropped in here the other day...

Dropped in here the other day after stopping in a couple of other clubs. I have had much success in this club in the past and despite its shabby appearance I like it.…

Teasers Men's Club

Durham, North Carolina

Some friends and I once wondered...

Some friends and I once wondered into this club by accident 20 or so years ago, when it was a gay bar! I still remember the shock I felt after realizing what we had…

JB's Lounge

El Paso, Texas

This place used to be 5...

This place used to be 5 dollar dances. I have no idea of where to go in EP anymore. This place has gone way down. One decent girl, rest are not great. I had two…

Shooter Alley

Doraville, Georgia

Went on a Monday afternoon. The...

Went on a Monday afternoon. The club is located on the busy Buford Hwy, and is easy to locate and park. There is ample free parking on-site. There was no cover fee in the afternoon, and…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went back to the Vu for...

Went back to the Vu for the first time in a few months. They had free cover and free pizza on Sunday so I gave it a shot....right Price, plus free food, right?…

Mickey's

Fayetteville, North Carolina

This club itself is a bit...

This club itself is a bit older but one of my favorites. I usually bid my time between here and Sparky's but both have been a little dead this season. It may be since it's…

Fox's Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Saw 2 recent reviews of Fox...

Saw 2 recent reviews of Fox and decided to check it out on a Monday night. First time visit, got here around 10:30pm or so. The place was easy to spot, there were…

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, California

Ah, there is a reason we...

Ah, there is a reason we used to call this place the cess pool...this place is gross, make no mistake about it. Most of the women here are not in their normal mind, are incredibly…

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

I arrived at around 11:00 pm...

I arrived at around 11:00 pm on a Friday night. Usually I go out to the clubs on Saturday but decided on a change of pace. It was just starting to get going, some the…

Chasers

Houston, Texas

I visited the club for the...

I visited the club for the first time at 1 in the morning on Wednesday. A dancer told me that there was 12-16 dancers before I arrived which is kind of odd because I would…

Spearmint Rhino

Oxnard, California

This place has won me over....

This place has won me over. Most of the dancers were really nice but they do seem to steer clear of couples for the most part which is usually not an issue for most of…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

It was the night after my...

It was the night after my friend left our company, so me and two of my homies decided to celebrate by taking him to the spearmint rhino in the city of industry, It is about…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Walked in to Blush to find...

Walked in to Blush to find a $10.00 cover. Girls were friendly and a nice variety..The girls most of them naturally beautiful and they didn't look plastic nor like the heroin addicted stripper. I did…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

This club is in an OK...

This club is in an OK area with free parking but the kudos stop there. I stopped by in the early afternoon And was immediately struck by the strong cigarette smell upon entering.…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Maybe I'm being a bit basis...

Maybe I'm being a bit basis but this place is awesome! I've had bad expircences here sure no place is always fun but that was in the early afternoon. The real fun is at night…

Palomino

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Damn Palomino is the most off...

Damn Palomino is the most off the hook strip club I have ever been to in my life... The women in there can dance and you can drink alcohol all night while still enjoying…

Spanky's East

Wilson, Pennsylvania

Hi, I'm a dancer at Spanky's...

Hi, I'm a dancer at Spanky's and ill give you guys the true run down of the place, at least for the night shift 6-2am. Weekends are your best bet if you just want to…

NYC Gentlemens Club

Flushing, New York

Went here three times. It is...

Went here three times. It is usually hit or miss at this place. The actual club is a nice smaller size but works well for it. It is located right next to a gym and…

Silhouettes Showbar

Coopersburg, Pennsylvania

Three words, DO NOT GO. Place...

Three words, DO NOT GO. Place was a dive, the four girls they had were disgusting. The stage is completely out of sight of the bar, the lighting showed every cellulite lump, razor bump and…

The Landing Strip

Lima, Ohio

I was traveling in the area...

I was traveling in the area and was going to be in Lima over night. It was after 10:00 when I got settled into the hotel enough to be bored. After a brief…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

I have had several trips to...

I have had several trips to this club. There are some interesting girls. Lots of activity when I was there. VIP is hands-on. they have a full bar. the bartender had a nice…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

My second visit and one year...

My second visit and one year since the last. The physical club is adequate, but you have to knock off at least one point for a stage that is blocked by numerous large posts. Choose…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

This club is the best looking...

This club is the best looking club I've every seen in Mississauga and even Toronto, so I had to give this club a second chance. I popped in on Tuesday and may I say that…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

Walking up and down Borboun Street...

Walking up and down Borboun Street can be quite a daunting experience. A lot lf clubs out there attempt to have u wander in, just so u can wander back out. I was…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

The club isn't bad as far...

The club isn't bad as far as atmosphere. It's clean and well taken care off. The bartender was polite and the DJ wasn't annoying if you know what I mean. I had about 30 minutes…

Aura Lounge

Rochester, New York

I'd driven by Aura a few...

I'd driven by Aura a few times and decided to stop in. The place has a fairly large seating area around the stage. I saw one girl dancing on stage, and another talking to a…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

I had a night to spare...

I had a night to spare from traveling and asked some buddies if they wanted to go a club. We were going to be traveling to Memphis or Huntsville and Huntsville was closer. We later…

Pearl Necklace

Fayetteville, North Carolina

I had just graduated from a...

I had just graduated from a class down in Fayetteville and me and a couple of buddies went to this club. The women were really nice and knew how to work the pole…

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May 14,2013

2 4 1 special you getting sum ?

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Orange County, CA

I may be moving to orange county, CA soon. Does anyone have a sense of the best clubs in the area? I know it a large area; but are they concentrated in a particular area and what is…

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Joke of the Day

Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut? A: Don´t talk to the guy in the middle, he´s a dick.

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Why do a lot of the hot dancers work so much?

It would seem to me that the average looking dancers would have to work that much because they are not making a lot of money every day. But what about the hot dancers? I know quite a few hot ones…

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Dangerous Liaisons

Came across this here in Phoenix! OTC can be dangerous! http://www.azfamily.com/news/PD-Argument-over-sex-act-led-to-double-shooting-in-Phoenix-man-arrested-207410461.html

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Is Toronto really this expensive or is this just Farmerart?

https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?M=C&RID=179875

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$25 Lappers

$25 lappers – pardon my French but WTF? I hate $25 lappers not necessarily b/c it's $5 more per dance than the standard LD price; but: 1) forces you to have smaller denomination bills or else you have to go thru the…

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This makes Player11'a topic seem more natural.

Tried to have sex with a hornet's nest - Death hornet's nest Around noon on Monday, SOS an alarm that "Hasse" a man the age of 35, lay unconscious on his farm outside Ystad. An hour later he…

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What's Cool

Another thread got me thinking about this... Did it ever occur to you that those people who try to set trends of what's cool in our culture have an increasingly difficult or impossible job? I mean, think about it...there are only…

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Are You Fucking SERIOUS ????

An excerpt from a review by a guy who clearly has a long stick placed firmly and deeply up his butt: "Some of the male patrons were downright aggressive with their hands (like, trying to finger them when they put a…

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shine on you crazy diamond

I love going to a dirty dingy club and finding the diamond in the rough. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?

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Dallas or bust...

I'm on my way to Dallas this week. I've been to a couple clubs in the Fort Worth area but wasn't to impressed. Haven't been to any clubs in Dallas. Any recommendations near the airport? Several have pretty good…

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San Antonio Bound...

Heading to San Antonio for a couple days. Question, should I check out SA club(s) or go to Austin? Thoughts and suggestions welcome and appreciated.

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Amateur night

My ATF got suspended for a month for totally fucking up her schedule repeatedly. She and I went to an NA meeting today and she's really going to try the sober life again. Meanwhile she's got to make a living…

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SELF EXAMINATION FOR ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE

If you are over 45 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's …

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May 13, 2013

Time to smack dat azz....you going ?

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athletic dancer

Pretty impressed with a certain dancer I met a few months ago. Shes 5'5 130 and leg presses 200lbs(not sure how many times) Thats probably more than I can do. lol She looks a bit like a wrestler from TNA.…

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Is this Gal a Stripper? - Video Hot gal fucked by dog

I thought I would share this - she is one hot gal a number of videos of her at this stie. She is very much into fucking her dog. Ever see strippers get on all fours like she does (to…

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More Stripper Wisdom

Dancer: "The Chinese are taking over everything. This guy Psy is all over the internet with his stupid gangnam style." Me: "He's not Chinese. He's Korean." Dancer: "Same thing."

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tittoos

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/4925099/micropigmentation-to-darken-nipples.html

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Too Damn Cold

I wake up and see it's 32 degrees here in the Detroit area. M*th*r f*ck*r, it's the middle of May! Is it too damn cold to go to a strip club?

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Standard Useless Review

As a public service, I thought I'd save most of the reviewers on this site some work and provide a "fill in the blanks" standard review that looks pretty much the same as 80% of all the reviews that get…

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Worst Scourge...

I was having a conversation with my ATF yesterday and I posed the question of what is--or has been take your pick--the worst scourge in history... a) Acquiring Wealth b) Lust for Power c) Religious Dogma I realize that there is a certain interconnectedness…

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does anybody know how could be stripper without license in US?

i knew some place in Florida hire stripper without license, Does anybody know witch club accept or hire stripper in that condition? Im located in CA Does anybody know if you get license show up in your records ?…

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PL Scale...

I have this idea to try and quantify the PL qualities of individuals who frequent SCs and in order to do that I need to quantify some dimensions of PL-ship like for instance the number of times (on average) a…

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St. Louis - Best Club for Female Patrons?

My girlfriend and I are checking out a club next month when we're in town... seems like, per reviews, Hustler and Penthouse are the best clubs for women. Is that accurate? Looking for a clean, comfortable club with approachable and…

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ATM redux

We had a nice discussion about ATM recently. I have to admit I disagree with tumblingdude's comment about cuts with cleaning one's member in between. Good ATM should have no cuts between removing the penis from the anus and putting…

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Nevada's Legal Brothels Suffering in Bad Economy

Nevada's 18 remaining legal brothels are suffering due to competition from illegal prostitution sparked by the Great Recession, according to a report in the New York Daily News. The state had almost 40 brothels in the 1980s, and at their height…

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Dancers with good attitudes.

Yesterday one of my favorites came up to me. We had done VIP last week. She asked "Have you been cheating on me?" with a smile on her face. She said "I don't care, I just want to know with…

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May 12, 2013

Is their a club to even go to on this mothers day ?

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Bus Stops

How many bus stops for the public transit have you seen at or near a strip club ?

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Choosing...

Price of admission to local strip club:$15. Price of overpriced bottled water:$8. Having your current ATF leave a group of wannabe whatevers:Priceless. I know that this has happened to the more experienced dudes and lopaw. Anybody…

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Mothers Day

Happy Mothers day you mofos. I suspect that this will not be good day for strip clubbing. I did mine on Saturday and will spend today with family.

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Bouncers Expecting Tips

The Hi-Liter in Phoenix has this annoying practice where a bouncer walks you to a seat, and expects to be tipped. Unless they actually do something to get me a better seat, I don't usually tip them. Last…

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Another Funny Review

Today's review of a club that was touted to be the "next Ricks" upon its opening approximately two years ago. For those unfamiliar, Ricks and three other Talents West clubs were infamously shut down by the feds and SPD…

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Road R-R-Rage...

I like to drive fast, that much is true, and I hate it when turds clog up the left lane, that much is also true but I am a skillful driver and pride myself on the fact that I have…

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How many clubs in one day/night?

I was in a new town that had several clubs and since I was only there one night, I tried to get as many in as I could while making sure I saw all of the talent while also enjoying…

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$10 Lappers

Were is the best 2way $10 lappers ?

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12

Layer by layer her defenses faded shedding her need to keep track of one thing, She let down her hair leaned on the chair and let it all go so that going nowhere was just as comfy as rain in the…

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May 11, 2013

You know what time it is....you going ?

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Looking for a new favorite stripper

A lot of my previous faves moved to a different city, stopped stripping, or I just got tired of them. I find myself scouting different local clubs for a new fav. I kind of like the search. Are any of…

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chris rock was wrong stuff does go down in vip

and i didnt even pay any extra other than for dances!

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Ideal Porno

For me: first of all, no story. I do get a sick enjoyment from it if the guy has to wrestle (gently) with the chick at first, but then she gets aroused and into it. Guy fondles…

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ATM

Ass to mouth, that is. Saw it mentioned in another thread. Really don't see the turn on. Seems like just blatant degradation of the chick. I think 99+% of guys feel sexually frustrated. Even when…

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Todays 2AMer courtesy of Tampa.

Tampa, Florida -- A fight broke out early Saturday morning and ended in a man's death. Around 2 a.m. on May 11, a fight began inside the Hollywood Nights Club, a strip club on North Howard Avenue. Club security broke…

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ITC Showers---- for customers?

Gyms provide showers and locker room, of course! Some golf courses also provide showers and locker rooms. Does anyone know of strip clubs that provide showers and locker rooms for its customers (not just for the dancers).…

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Budgeting & Restraint

Whether I'm going to the sc, gambling or making any purchase, I budget. I tend to set a limit on how much I'm planning on spending. Made the mistake of bringing the plastic along and will never do…

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Would you do her Bareback!

Not too long ago in the Houston Chronicle there was an article about HIV. It said a lot of grandparents were becoming infected and a health worker was quoted as saying "people have been letting their guard down." I met…

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Another one in the series …

Another one in the series of “interesting reviews” I sometimes come across. This one is from a white guy visiting a black SC in Tampa, FL – thought the reviewer “had a way with words”. Snippets of the review: “… This is…

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Snow

Not sure who I am but I'm no longer who I've been. How ever it is that I turn out, is yet to be seen. I am consumed by the growing need, to be constantly off my face on speed.…

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May 10,2013

Its time to party people ! You going ?

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Stripper Site OK'd for Dancers' Notice of Lawsuit Dollars

When companies resolve class-action suits, they typically tell people about the settlement by postcard or in publications such as the Wall Street Journal, USA Today or the New York Times. Stripper Web or Xtreme magazine weren't the usual vehicles for delivering…

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You gotta be shitting me. Miley Cyrus is the hottest.

http://www.maxim.com/maximtv/the-complete-2013-maxim-hot-100-list-tk-seconds-fill-the-blank

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Pro Sports Towns and Strip Clubs.

Big news in Palm Beach County is that the Dolphins are considering a move in order to get a new Stadium. Palm Beach County was specifically mentioned and not shot down by the owner of the team who lives…

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Question for my Fellow "Vile Creatures"

In a recent thread alutard complained about my inability to properly spell his name. Now I fully admit that my spelling, grammar, and languages skills in general suck some major ass. alutard went a step further, however, and seemed to…

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Can someone explain the process of getting an escort?

I been going over eros.com and if I met some of these women, they'd be hottest women I'd ever meet, let alone fuck. Shelling out $400-500 for these, I'd rather do that once than 5 times with an average girl. The problem…

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Miami question

I'm heading down to Miami in three weeks for a work trip and am looking for some advice. I've read the reviews of the clubs in the area to see each place's pros and cons, but I am looking for…

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My First Tip

I got my first tip in a strip club today. I took a hot blonde to the VIP booth and had a good time. As we were getting dressed, she found a dollar bill on the floor that…

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Question for Married Guys and Gals and otherwise Attached

Does anyone sleep in separate beds? Some advocates claim it leads to a better sex life.

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Pick up services

How many clubs offer pick up and drop of services ?

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Naming names in reviews?

Do you? Is it frowned upon? Against some rule. Not talking about "chick A gives (illegal) extras", just "look for this girl, run from that one" sort of review.

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No touch, or worse no lapdance, clubs. How do they even stay in business?

Seriously. I can understand how they would get some customers in just because of the naked girls, but a young college dude who just wants to see his first tits and pussy probably doesn't have a ton of money anyway.…

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Lust

Ravenous, I cling to you; You welcome me and we create a seed, that is raw desire and naked need. Born of sudden lust, and longing for the simple gift of skin on skin. Hunger expressed by fingers drifting across…

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May 9, 2013

Pussy is in the air ! You going ?

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OT: WW II

Today is May 9th, the Russian anniversary of WW II victory. I say we all go out and buy a Mosin Nagant and fire it off in celebration!

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Cops nab ex-con in shooting outside Staten Island strip club

STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- Police have linked a 26-year-old ex-con to an early-morning shooting outside a Travis strip club that left another man wounded. According to police, Dary Harville, 26, of Degroot Place in West Brighton, fired several times while…

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Economic Downturn Theory?

I had lunch with a dancer friend of mine and during the conversation I asked her how business was. She replied that it was very slow then she offered this pearl of insight..."I think that internet porn is partly…

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Whiskey

What's your favorite style of whiskey-Bourbon, Canadian, Irish, Scotch or Tennessee? I prefer Bourbon followed by Irish. Farmerart, any Canadian recommendations?

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Last Day of Vacation

Last night was the last night of vacation. Back to the world of graveyard. I had to end the vacation righteously with a trip to the sc. Haven't been in two weeks. Great way to end…

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Underground Strip Club

An "underground strip club" was operating in the basement of a cab company. I guess it wasn't a metaphor. http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2013/05/08/unlicensed-strip-club-operating-in-cab-company-basement-busted/