Benevolent Stripper Relief Fund
gawker
Older than dirt
I communicate by text message with several strippers who have been friends/acquaintances/lovers/sex objects and in a 24 hour period this week I received requests from 3 of them who are destitute and have fallen on hard times. One has been out of work for 5 months due to PTSD (her diagnosis)due to a former BF shitting upon her. She needed money to buy new stripper shoes and get a total makeover so she could feel good about herself when on stage. She texted me that she needed "Reeses and sex"
Another has been suspended for consistently missing shifts at work and has had no income other than me in two weeks. She needed $100 for shampoo, conditioner, butts, and gasoline so she could work at another club. I advanced her that and she immediately needed more money so she could buy her 8 year old son a birthday present. Then she called and needed another $100 for taking her son and his father to dinner. Western Union has nominated me as customer of the month. She promised me an hour of mind blowing sex like Ive never had before.
A third stripper called and said she had been out of work due to child care problems and could I just advance her a couple of hundred?
I think instead of having them call me we should establish a 501(c)3 non-profit to provide sustenance for these desperate souls willing to sell their pride and their bodies for such paltry amounts. Thoughts? Donations? Those wishing to donate send me (Gawker) a PM and I'll forward the address to send your tax deductible donations.
Another has been suspended for consistently missing shifts at work and has had no income other than me in two weeks. She needed $100 for shampoo, conditioner, butts, and gasoline so she could work at another club. I advanced her that and she immediately needed more money so she could buy her 8 year old son a birthday present. Then she called and needed another $100 for taking her son and his father to dinner. Western Union has nominated me as customer of the month. She promised me an hour of mind blowing sex like Ive never had before.
A third stripper called and said she had been out of work due to child care problems and could I just advance her a couple of hundred?
I think instead of having them call me we should establish a 501(c)3 non-profit to provide sustenance for these desperate souls willing to sell their pride and their bodies for such paltry amounts. Thoughts? Donations? Those wishing to donate send me (Gawker) a PM and I'll forward the address to send your tax deductible donations.
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And I was advised on another thread about the dangers of prepay.
Over the years I've had a number of girls try to rope me into these ambiguous SD "help me out now and I'll take care of you tomorrow" situations. No gracias. I have always believed that the ones who are serious about earning the money are willing to get on the pay-as-you-go plan. I've seen and heard too many of these things result in nothing except wasted time and money, but experiences differ I suppose.
Good luck.
After having been burned by several "dancers in distress," I highly advocate not spending any money to help them out, unless you immediately get something yourself in return, for doing so (like an OTC session).
Like Shadow commented, don't pay in advance for anything. I did that a few times, and only had success once. That same dancer later burned me for $100.
Dancers are not to be trusted with "loans." If you *give* them money, you'll very likely not be appreciated for it. You'll probably not get anything special in return in the future.
Hey – it may be ok to help someone out of a jam (dancer or not) IMO.
The thing w/ dancers is that they “are destitute and have fallen on hard times†quite often/repeatedly – not only do they often keep coming back w/ tales of despair but often times they may not actually even be in the situation they are describing and are just hitting you for $$$ for who knows what reason (would not even doubt if their SOs put them up to/encourage it).
Otherwise...!
@ slick, I always ask myself "what would Jerry Garcia do?" Much better than "what would Jesus do?"