I just spent a year living...

I just spent a year living in Paris, and one of the highlights was Theatre Chochotte. I probably went ten times. It is really something unique and special. The performances are feminine, creative, elegant and hot; the girls are beautiful, diverse, and fun; and the club is atmospheric and relaxed (a small room that looks like an old-fashioned theater). You also get a lot for your money: you can stay for as long as you like after paying 55 euros to enter, and there is very little pressure to pay for a private dance (unlike other places). It would be nice if they served drinks, but no matter. Let me give a few examples:

Like everyone, I love Ysé! She's a godess. The first time I saw her, she seemed Greek, eating grapes and drinking wine and honey (and spilling it on herself). We seemed to connect. At one point she lay down naked and poured wine in her navel. She summoned me to drink it, which I did. Later, she was Eve, with snake and apple. She jumped on my lap shoved the apple in my mouth. She ate one half, while I ate the other. Wow, just wow. I also love how she jumps across the room onto the pole.

I think Helena is super hot. Fantastic curvy body and a face like Megan Fox. Elizabeth is gorgeous and I love how energetic and fast her dances are. She seems so Parisian.