Lap dances in portland

Ask ranukam

Yes, ask ranukam. And when you are in Portland, be sure to help him out by being sure to have him pump your gas at the gas station he works at down there.

Moose or squirrel?

Portland, Maine or Portland, Oregon?

I was thinking the same thing, Moto. That would explain Ontario(Canada or California).

Ontario, California was named after Ontario, Canada. Just like Portland, Oregon, was named after Portland, Maine. (Yeah, I'm a geography nut.)

It's good to see Portland getting on the map nationally. I've seen a bunch of these "how are the clubs in Portland"? threads.

@motor- There is only one Portland, and that is in Oregon. Portland, Maine is not revelant lol. I think it has one or two strip clubs.

@BilliD-
You will get the best dances at Exotica, but the girls aren't the best looking. It is mostly black girls and mostly big booties.

Rose City also gives pretty good dances, but the majority of girls are tatted up rockers.

I would recommend Club Rouge, Spyce and Stars Cabaret Beaverton. These clubs have some good looking dancers and the dances ain't bad. Although at Stars you will pay more for the dances. You could never go wrong at Exotica if you want contact.

Good Luck!

Although, the one club that is in Portland, Maine has 125 reviews.

For best two way contact with the best looking girls in Portland, go to the VIP at Club Rouge. Grab a doughnut from VooDoo afterwards.

The OP’s 2 reviews are from Portland, OR clubs.

I enjoyed Club Rouge, although I did not get any dances on my single visit. And the doughnuts at VooDoo were steller! And just down the street from the club in downtown Portland, OR.

def grab a voodoo doughnut

It's been a long time since I was in PDX. All I can say is, I'd trust ranukam's intel. Stars Beaverton had outstanding eye candy when I was there (several years ago). I'm not talking all 9-10's but most girls were well above average IMO. I can't say the LD was that good that I got there, but I think there are actually two level of LD with different contact. If I remember correctly the non-air-dance version costs more that the air-dance version.

Again, haven't been to PDX in a very long time, but I'd would go back to Safari. Only a one-way grind, but it was the best LDs I had in PDX out of the limited number of clubs I got to try. And one of the top one-way grind locals I've been to in general.

Yep, Portland, OR home of world class moron NukeyBoyNukem (aka ranukam).

I was actually in Portland for a bachelor weekend recently and we hit up 2 places, both well-reviewed here and both well-known for their food. Acropolis has good steak and a buffet. Girls are nice but not the best place for lap dances.

The much more fun place was Casa Diablo, on the northwest side of town. There were a lot of girls and I don't recall seeing any I would rate below 6. The waitresses looked good, too, and were topless. Lap dances are on the expensive side ($40/1, $100/3) but you'll get good two-way contact with all of them.

Thanks for the input guys. Sorry for not clarifying. I'm in Portland Oregon and I visited Ontario Canada.

"Ontario Canada" ... well, I doubt you'll get Canadian level mileage ITC in PDX